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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Fallows posted:

I didnt know Romulans could be so hot

The pic of the Romulan above ain't that hot. But the Romulan commander that Spock macked on in TOS was hot as gently caress.

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Joanne_Linville

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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mossyfisk posted:

I got the impression they aren't evacuating the home system - that was destroyed instantly along with most of their shipyards. The evacuation process is for Romulan colonies about to get irradiated in the coming years.

Or something. It feels like no one bothered to agree on any of that.

I know the fisrt JJ trek movie takes place in an alternate time line, but what about the destruction of Romulus, or Remus or whatever the gently caress that made the dude come back to alter the whatever the gently caress? Is that the same disaster that is referred to above or is that some different poo poo?

Did the americans starfleet use their HAARP facility in Alaska to blow up the Romulan sun the way they used it to blow up Praxis in ST6:TUC?


BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

When I first saw Jean-Luc was back at the vineyard I was really hoping it was under guarded exile or something. I still hold out hope that Geordi LaForge is chained to a wall somewhere for being Captain Ahab's junkyard dog, but he's probably chief of Starfleet engineering or an admiral or something instead.
Geordie is married to an android or holographic version of Leah Brahms.
Picard is back on earth at his family vineyard to have kids so that Chateau Picard doesn't die since his brother and nephew died in a horrible fire.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Colonel Cancer posted:

Maybe the prime directive was brought back by some really smart future alien from 69th millenium :smugbert:

I don't know about the 69th millenium, but in the year 6969 Ain't gonna need no husband won't need no wife You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too. From the bottom of along glass tube.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

I thought Cochran had a crew set up to help him, but they were all killed or fled the area after the surprise Borg attack so Riker and Geordi had to fill in.

Don't know if thats actually the case, but it sounds reasonable to me....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Chomp8645 posted:

You're talking about the ones from early TNG before the Borg, right? What do you mean when you say they were "never resolved"?


They blew up the queen bug inside that adjutant guy in the control room and the rest of the bugs died without it. Unless you just mean that they never came back again , which yeah I guess leaves it unresolved in that they are potentially still out there, thinking about thos Feds.

I always thought that would have been a good topic fora movie as the following from memory alpha states:

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Conspiracy_(episode)

Back aboard the Enterprise-D, Picard notes in his log that Admiral Quinn will make a full recovery, and with the death of the "mother creature" inside of Remmick, the remaining parasites died while Riker reveals that Dr. Crusher had simulated the gill on the back of his neck in order to fool everyone, including Picard. As the Enterprise-D moves on into space, Data theorizes that the message Remmick was transmitting at the time he died was a homing beacon.

As the Enterprise moves on through space, the sound of electronic beeping is heard, focused on an unexplored patch of the galaxy, leaving the ominous possibility that some or all of Remmick's message might still reach its intended recipients, letting the parasites know where to find Earth.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Rutibex posted:

its worse than that. in the Voyager episode "Futures End" we find out that microprocessors and basically all computer technology on earth was plagiarized by some evil businessman who found a crashed time machine

Berlinghoff Rasmussen.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I thought everyone either (a) loved First Contact but not the others, or (b) loved the others but not First Contact

I think its the every odd number Star trek movie curse or whatever.
The Motion Picture was awful, but Wrath of Khan was good, Search For Spock was bad (I liked it myself), the "One with the whales" was good, Final Frontier bad, Undiscovered country good, Generations bad, First Contact good. Don't know about after that.....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'll be the one that everyone hates:



Do do dodododo

I kinda wish my TOS DVDs (yes, I'm an oldie that buys dvds) had the original craptacular effects on them. I guess because I grew up watching them like that and I'd just rather see the original poo poo.

Also:
For whatever reason, I was always fascinated when on TOS they would have another starfleet ship on there. even though they were pretty much just the same model of the enterprise with a few different stickers.

Don't know why. Guess I'm a weirdo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Rutibex posted:

kirk says that glasses are old fashioned and dumb in the future and no one uses them in Wrath of Khan :colbert:

Ahem....

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Captain Kirk macked on way more space bitches than Picard ever did.

SPACE. BITCHES.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I’m only on season 1 of TOS but almost every episode is “Kirk and crew ignore obvious danger because of sexy woman”, so he doesn’t deserve to rank higher than Sisko

He’s also sweaty ALL the time ugh

He's oozing sexiness through his pores.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hyrax Attack! posted:

That’s interesting, yeah I heard Michael Dorn talk about how his make up first season was so bad for his skin and he had so little to do other than get tossed around that he almost walked. Fortunately they listened and got better make up and scripts so he stayed, but we could have lost one of the best characters if the producers hadn’t cared.

I think Marina Sirtis said something similar, about her role. It was all like skimpy outfits and "I'm feeling that (opponent) is uneasy about the demands they're making" and so on.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I'm waiting to hear "gently caress off wesley".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Hyrax Attack! posted:

I don’t think they’ve said latinum once this whole series in their discussions about space money.

No way these screenwriters are gonna resist having Section 31 show up, being run by, oh, let’s say Tom Paris.

Its space Skrilla.

Or "$krilla"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Taint, the Final Frontier.
These are the voyages of the gently caress ship Enterprise.
Its on going mission, to explore strange new holes.
To seek out new life and new sexual positions.
To boldly sodomize, where no one has sodomized before.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Someone should inject a virus in to the borg so that every time a cube tries to go to warp, the borg all start dancing to 70s disco.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Shaocaholica posted:

If the captain is also the hologram who went down to casino planet as the pimp :confused:

Jean Luc Pimpard being all "Yo where my bitches at"?

"Hey bitch, this cat wants a blowjob, you better drat well engage 'for I get Whorf to kick yo rear end"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Blistex posted:

Sulu was the only correctly cast Asian in the series.

Kim - Chinese
Keiko - Chinese
Hoshi - Korean

Nope, Nurse Ogawa was actually played by a Japanese actress.

Because they used a Japanese guy to play a Japanese Character?
Apparently there is no name of "sulu" in japanese. So he was called "Kato"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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hemale in pain posted:

picard was pretty awkward and bad at hanging out with the crew and seperating work life from personal life. he was a bit of a jerk too.

Except for that one time he sang drinking songs in ten forwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Vadzjac6g

Comments are pretty good though:


bchimself
4 years ago
>buys a round of ales for everyone
>money doesn't exist in the federation
>thanks captain?


Matilda
3 years ago
Proud Frenchman Jean-Luc Picard sings an English song about vanquishing a French invasion.


ModernEphemera
3 years ago
I know this is actually supposed an alien imposter, but in my head-canon I like to imagine this scene as Picard actually just being hammered drunk and singing a jingoistic naval anthem because, you know--Starfleet, gently caress yeah. "You know, back when I was in the academy..."

And Picard supposedly being French but obviously being the most Shakespeare-quoting Earl Grey-drinking English motherfucker ever is one of the funniest running gags of TNG.


Norman Brendan Coulson
3 years ago
They are all suspicious because Picard is acting nice.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Bogus Adventure posted:

Star Trek and tits go hand in hand. They've been there since the beginning.




Sulu has very impressive Muskyoulaycher.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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There should be a show called Star Trek: Kirk.

It should be about him going around and macking on green skinned Orion chicks. That'd fuckin rule.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I hope that whorf comes through to earth on tour as a singer in the most recent production of the klingon opera Aktuh and Maylota

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Her eyes look all googly.

THe cliff hanger for the end of season one in to season two should be wesley shows up and just before he says it it should be all "to be continued".
The beginning of season two should be "SHUT THE gently caress UP WESLEY"!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I said come in! posted:

Man, yeah I did!!! :v: Tom Paris, and Harry Kim rather, but the two characters were virtually the same, so I cannot be blamed for getting this wrong.

Thats why they were such good friends.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Was the only good thing Wesley did, when he called Barclay, Broccoli?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Eighties ZomCom posted:

Well duh, humanitarian aid is for humans, it's in the name.

https://youtu.be/t2TDf9XU09k?t=119

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Applewhite posted:

It's called a "Margarita pizza" in most restaurants. It's very good. Too bad it'll be the 24th century by the time this plague is over and it's safe to go outside again.

But then you could literally eat THAT pizza.

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