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Feb 9, 2020 04:30
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Sorry Harry, but with all due respect even your most powerful wizard is no match for a well trained MMA fighter. |
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Feb 9, 2020 05:47
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you, you know harry the fourth book? no wait the fou- the fifth what was going through your head during all that? |
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Feb 9, 2020 05:50
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Joe Rogan: So today we have an actual, genuine bonafide wizard- I know he's real because he showed me his wand **studio laughter** Joe Rogan: No, seriously- it's the real deal! This loving kid shoots out magic missiles and poo poo like that- listen, no shut up you guys I'm SERIOUS! **mumbling in the studio, followed by an eerie silence** Joe Rogan: So tell me, kid- when did you know you could, you know **waggles fingers** do magic? HP: Well, I think it started when I was 13 Joe Rogan: So when you hit puberty. HP: Yeah, I guess so- sure. **pushes glasses on face nervously** Joe Rogan: So... you were beating off one day and BLAM! You blasted the dog across the yard, prr bastard was in the line of fire... HP: WHAT! No! It didn't happen like that at all! Joe Rogan: But you WERE beating off! HP: No, well- yes. I mean, I... Joe Rogan: Dude, look. 99% of people jerk off. HP: Really? **sits back in seat, gets comfie** Do tell... Joe Rogan: The other 1% lie! HP: Hahahahah! Joe Rogan: HAHAHAHAH! Sorting Hat stuffed down HP's trousers: HMMHMMHMMHMMHMM Joe Rogan: You keep the Sorting Hat stuffed down your pants? HP: Wouldn't YOU? Joe Rogan: HAHAHAHAHA |
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Feb 9, 2020 06:02
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cda posted:joe askes him his opinions about mma mother murdering antagonists |
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Feb 9, 2020 06:19
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joe rogan learns how to brew DMT in a cauldron
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Feb 9, 2020 07:41
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rogan: being a wizard must be cool. Probably see some wild poo poo am I right? Harry: oh yeah, loads. Crazy spells, some real weird stuff *inhales* and like *cough* fuckin dragons Rogan: dragons? poo poo harry: yeah man Rogan: Jesus. You ever seen a chimp up close? |
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Feb 9, 2020 08:03
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So a dementor. What's that? I think I dated one of them once, am I right? |
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Feb 9, 2020 10:01
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very cool Harry have you tried DMT? |
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Feb 9, 2020 10:38
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albany academy posted:rogan: being a wizard must be cool. Probably see some wild poo poo am I right? |
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Feb 9, 2020 10:48
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albany academy posted:rogan: being a wizard must be cool. Probably see some wild poo poo am I right? |
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Feb 9, 2020 11:53
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albany academy posted:rogan: being a wizard must be cool. Probably see some wild poo poo am I right? lol ---------------- |
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Feb 9, 2020 15:11
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albany academy posted:rogan: being a wizard must be cool. Probably see some wild poo poo am I right?
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Feb 9, 2020 22:30
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j: i took my daughter to the wizarding world of harry potter the other day h: alright, neat j: so do you like live there? h: I don't- j: weather's not bad in florida, so that must be good. how much are your taxes? h: well I don't live in florida. I live in hogworts j: wesley snipes didn't pay his taxes. that guy is nuts, but he's a pretty good actor. went to jail. you ever watch blade? h: the second one was pretty good j: hell yeah. jamie can you pull that up? ---------------- |
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Feb 10, 2020 00:07
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joe rogan: I'm glad I could have you two on at the same time duncan trussell: me too man. hi harry potter! have you ever thought that all existence is just the same minute being experienced differently from trillions of perspectives, over and over again? harry potter: *still making eye contact with duncan, but pointing at joe* how... how are you dumber than him? ---------------- |
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Feb 10, 2020 00:33
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magic alone is okay i guess but in todays combat sports environment ur not getting anyone without a greco roman base
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Feb 10, 2020 00:34
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Rogan: You ever use magic to get high? HP: What, like conjure up some magic weed or something? Rogan: No man I mean like...is there a spell that can get your mind opened up like DMT? HP: I mean, there is this one... Rogan: Can you cast it on me? HP: Now? Rogan: Yeah, man HP: Okay, uh...you're gonna want to put any sharp objects out of reach. Ari Shaffir: Can I be next? |
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Feb 10, 2020 23:06
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