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I've never ordered a secret menu item at a fast food restaurant, it seems kind of silly does it really work? Can you actually go to burger king, ask for a suicide burger, and you and the cashier wink at each other? are there any secret items that are any good
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Feb 9, 2020 06:05
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If you pull "secret menu" poo poo you're a loving rear end in a top hat and deserve the spit you're eating.
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Feb 9, 2020 06:06
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The only legit secret menu item worth doing that isn’t just being an rear end in a top hat is a three pointer at Chipotle. I’m still mad that I can’t just order one using their app though.
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Feb 9, 2020 14:39
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I usually hate doing any kind of special orders (let alone "secret menu" bullshit) because I feel like I'm being a huge pain-in-the-rear end to people who are criminally overworked and underpaid. The Taco Bell app alleviated that though, it's really easy to just do custom orders without feeling like a huge inconvenience and making some poor register worker have to figure out how to ring up your bullshit.
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Feb 9, 2020 17:21
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No, I won't order anything that isn't on the menu. It's too much trouble for everyone, no one working there needs the hassle and most places are so automatic it'll probably be wrong anyway.
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Feb 9, 2020 20:24
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As someone who worked in fast food a long time ago I can't in good conscience recommend singling your order out or breaking an employee's balls. The job sucks enough already without people loving with you; and yet customers do it constantly. I personally never messed with anyone's food cause I think it's hosed up but I definitely saw it done.
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Feb 9, 2020 20:43
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My friend from Wisconsin moved back to The South and was surprised the Wendy's here didnt have Cheesy Cheddarburgers. If we went to a Wendys with an old person at the register, they knew how to ring it up. No one else did. Friend would explain. So l stopped asking for it. Too cheesy anyway. Did you read this to the end? thanks
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Feb 10, 2020 01:29
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Seems to me that a lot of the "secret menus" that float around are the result of some dopes on reddit wanting to feel like they're part of an in-crowd and trying to get underpaid and overworked fast-food workers to do extra poo poo for them to maintain their sense of smug superiority
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Feb 11, 2020 15:52
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There's a difference to me, because I'm a decorum brained weirdo probably, between, say, knowing that you can request barbecue sauce on your cheeseburger or what have you, vs yelling at some clerk that they dont know what a Smokey Keith is or whatever. The former is acceptable, the latter is villainous
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Feb 11, 2020 18:41
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projecthalaxy posted:Smokey Keith This got a LMAO outta me.
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Feb 11, 2020 18:51
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projecthalaxy posted:There's a difference to me, because I'm a decorum brained weirdo probably, between, say, knowing that you can request barbecue sauce on your cheeseburger or what have you, vs yelling at some clerk that they dont know what a Smokey Keith is or whatever. The former is acceptable, the latter is villainous Yeah. The shortlist of actual secret menu versus “dumb name for a perfectly reasonable special order or sometimes extremely unreasonable special order” boils down to: In & Out where it is Part of the Brand Chipotle, where the three pointer is “we will charge you less for this very simple special order” and the quesarito which is just as monstrous as the aforementioned stupid names for an extremely unreasonable special order, except it is a monstrosity that the corporation has brought upon itself. (Don’t order a quesarito you rear end in a top hat.)
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Feb 11, 2020 19:18
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The real secret menu is knowing somebody who works there so they just slip you a bunch of the food they are about to be required to throw out anyway. I once obtained like 12 Taco Bell Mexican Pizzas by this method, which ended up worse than obtaining nothing!
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Feb 11, 2020 19:24
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The Australian KFC app has a secret menu section. You can quibble about whether it's really a secret menu if it's built into the official app, but in my view it counts.
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Feb 11, 2020 21:12
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projecthalaxy posted:There's a difference to me, because I'm a decorum brained weirdo probably, between, say, knowing that you can request barbecue sauce on your cheeseburger or what have you, vs yelling at some clerk that they dont know what a Smokey Keith is or whatever. The former is acceptable, the latter is villainous There's also the villainy of being a dick cause your friend is working.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:16
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If you go to the Burger King in Tonopah NV and order a Super Whopper an overweight middle aged man will meet you in the restroom and give you a handjob.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:28
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It’s me. That’s where I work and that’s what I’ll do.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:28
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Is there a gloryhole or do we meet in the handicap stall and you stare me in the eyes. THIS IS IMPORTANT AND MAKES OR BREAKS THIS SECRET MENU ITEM
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Feb 13, 2020 00:43
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How do you even know that there is a secret menu or secret menu items? It seems too embarrassing to try to place the order only for the cashier give you a quizzical look.
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Feb 13, 2020 00:45
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TV Zombie posted:How do you even know that there is a secret menu or secret menu items? It seems too embarrassing to try to place the order only for the cashier give you a quizzical look. It's either - something handed down from management in which case it's just a weird but known order usually. Still kind if a dick move. - you legit know someone in the kitchen and it's cool - sone bullshit rumour that gets you stared st, probably from Reddit.
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Feb 13, 2020 00:54
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Do NOT go to the Burger King on 22nd and ask for an Arizona Tailpipe. It's not what you think it is.
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Feb 13, 2020 01:33
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Nothing came to mind when you mentioned "Arizona Tailpipe" so I'm not sure what it may or may not have been.
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Feb 13, 2020 03:41
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A made up nonsense term that I'm insinuating is getting railed. Probably in the rear end.
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Feb 13, 2020 03:44
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the cholesterol clubhouse is the horniest forum of all i assume because none of our dicks work any more from morbid obesity and alcoholism
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Feb 14, 2020 17:19
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How is that different from goons in any other subforum?
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Feb 14, 2020 17:24
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TheAardvark posted:the cholesterol clubhouse is the horniest forum of all despite those things my dick is just fine tyvm
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Feb 14, 2020 21:01
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Prove it
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Feb 14, 2020 21:39
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bird with big dick posted:Prove it buddy its valentines day you gotta to better than that to get all this
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Feb 14, 2020 21:41
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now I have this image of your two avs embracing and licking and poking, ugh
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Feb 14, 2020 21:43
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Crusty Nutsack posted:now I have this image of your two avs embracing and licking and poking, ugh nice
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Feb 14, 2020 21:49
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Crusty Nutsack posted:now I have this image of your two avs embracing and licking and poking, ugh i want in on this fantasy
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