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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
:monar:

while we're on the subject, what is the deal with dicks????

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dicks are the sexiest part of the man's body. Especially when plural

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Here's some... research for you OP;

:nws: Literally Just 17 Pictures Of Christopher Meloni's Butt :nws: (Buzzfeed).


Also what the heck is an androphile. Women can be attractive without looking like Niki Minaj.

itry fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Feb 10, 2020

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'm more of an androphage. But I enjoy the rear end, no doubt about that.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





itry posted:

Here's some... research for you OP;

:nws: Literally Just 17 Pictures Of Christopher Meloni's Butt :nws: (Buzzfeed).

quite the meloni :quagmire:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Hardon Crime posted:

lol "androphiles" is the new :females:

Private Cumshoe posted:

yeah wtf is an androphile it sounds like something a really pretentious person would call a tomboy

It's referring to a sexually of people that find masculine features attractive.
And the opposite is called gynophilia.

Read a book sometimes. Hth

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Nothing can beat a good twink butt, op. Hth

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Archer666 posted:

Nothing can beat a good twink butt, op. Hth

I do, frequently :q:

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
your glutes mean your rear end is faster at chasing down food and also loving them cross-eyed

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think if you like robot butts you would probably find a dudes butt cool lookin. :shrug:

Robutts

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
biological women and men have very different sexualitys. women tend to care more about things like height and bonestructure.

tieing them together in a cute word like androphile is overly reductive, imo.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

EA Sports posted:

biological women and men have very different sexualitys. women tend to care more about things like height and bonestructure.

tieing them together in a cute word like androphile is overly reductive, imo.

:biotruths:

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
they're good for gripping while going down to pound town imo.

EA Sports posted:

biological women and men have very different sexualitys. women tend to care more about things like height and bonestructure.

tieing them together in a cute word like androphile is overly reductive, imo.

literally the only people I've ever encountered who give even a fraction of a poo poo about bone structure are incel males. And they always act like that's what makes them unfuckable, instead of their lack of basic hygeine and that they only ever talk about how unfuckable they are.

DeathCrabForCutie fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Feb 10, 2020

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
A powerful jawline and broad shoulders on a man are attractive to me, a biodude with firm gender identity

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
GBS: Instead of talking about what is good in life (men's asses and dicks) let us talk about what we hate (people with the Wrong Opinions)

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
there's that test where you figure out a persons emotions based on monochrome mugshots

we need a test like this but for butts

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




op i dont know what a androphile is but butts make me horny because i put my dick in them and cum

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Jack Trades posted:

Read a book sometimes. Hth

Do you have any suggestions for books on the topic of androphilia?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Private Cumshoe posted:

Do you have any suggestions for books on the topic of androphilia?

Start with a little app called grindr

A Very Sexy Baby
Sep 25, 2007

I can't help it if men are attracted to me.
Sometimes a guy with a big bubble butt will have his pants shoved all the way up the crack. I noticed this once with a coworker and another time with a guy at the store. It has to be intentional right? You can't not feel that.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

A Very Sexy Baby posted:

Sometimes a guy with a big bubble butt will have his pants shoved all the way up the crack. I noticed this once with a coworker and another time with a guy at the store. It has to be intentional right? You can't not feel that.

Asses gotta eat too

crabcakes dogg
Aug 8, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Spazzle posted:

What do audiophiles like about men's asses?

yeah thats what i saw initially too

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The reverberating farts I am sure

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

More sub bass to the booty cheek clap.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
The Wikipedia butt page has some really nice examples of various butts

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

I don't see what my sexual attraction to Google's operating system has to do with men's asses.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
OP, you know all the reasons you like lady butts? Well switch out "lady" for "dude" and you'll understand.










Although, personally, I don't really find butts all that attractive on men. Give me big, strong, arms that make you feel safe in any day.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
As a man with a round muscular rear end I...

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
OP, thank you for asking the hard questions. As a bi woman, I know exactly what I like in women butts, but with man butts I'm completely at a loss. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be comparing them to, let alone why I should care or what the point is.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

if you dont gently caress your girl with your man butt then idk what to tell you

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

hemale in pain posted:

op i dont know what a androphile is but butts make me horny because i put my dick in them and cum

Yeah!

Who What Now posted:

Give me big, strong, arms that make you feel safe in any day.

Same, but asses.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Motherfucker posted:

gay dudes mostly seem to like aesthetically girly asses on dude bodies, like even the hairiest bears will have perky rosey cheeks, like santa clause



Sex is fuckin' weird poo poo dawg, don't even try to make sense of it. Just remember the safe words and memorize the exits.

we are exposed to vastly different porns.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

legs are just as important

quad squad

glute troop

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You know the rear end that they used to sculpt on the old greek sculptures the ones of naked dudes? Tell me that ain't sexy. Try it, mister.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Literally A Person posted:

You know the rear end that they used to sculpt on the old greek sculptures the ones of naked dudes? Tell me that ain't sexy. Try it, mister.

old greek rear end ain't sexy. (slaps chest 100000000x in a display of superiority)

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Anne Whateley posted:

OP, thank you for asking the hard questions. As a bi woman, I know exactly what I like in women butts, but with man butts I'm completely at a loss. I don't even know what I'm supposed to be comparing them to, let alone why I should care or what the point is.

Also a bi woman but I feel the opposite. Women's butts all kind of blend together. I'm way more discerning with men's butts. They gotta be firm, not flat or too small, with some bounce. I don't like them overly chiseled, it's boring. I need something to squeeze.

And there's your answer, OP. They're fun to touch and squeeze just like lady butts.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

OP have you seen Pavel Petel’s rear end if not look it up and you will understand.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race
Paging Tina Belcher - Miss Belcher you are needed immediately.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Telemaze posted:

And there's your answer, OP. They're fun to touch and squeeze just like lady butts.

This is the kind of thinking that leads to world peace.

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