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Like, if they took an animal and either took generations and generations to breed it down to miniature stature or used some kind of shrinking ray or something science fictiony and dumb. Any non-miniature animal. I mean, don't say like mouse or something because who the gently caress would want even tinier mice? But something non-miniature like a water buffalo (from which you could make tiny buffalo mozzarella) or anaconda. Wait, no. Anaconda would be kind of dumb too. Something else though. Personally I think I'd like a tiny gorilla. Like a foot tall. You?
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How many 1 foot gorillas would it take to kill an average unarmed man? I think 20 could do it. Swarm and climb, then rip out eyes while others punch throat. Maybe just 15?
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Feb 10, 2020 21:22
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It’s a grave mistake to play god like this OP
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Feb 10, 2020 21:23
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tiny hippo
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Feb 10, 2020 21:25
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Tiny little great white shark aww he’s so mad
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Feb 10, 2020 21:28
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Elephant. Toot!
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Feb 10, 2020 21:30
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Budgie Jumping posted:It’s a grave mistake to play god like this OP I will make elephants the size of ants! BLUE WHALE THE SIZE OF MOSQUITOES!!! WOOLY MAMMOTHS AS AS SMALL AS A KATYDID!!!!!1!! MWAHAHHAHAHHAHAHW!!!!~11!!!
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Feb 10, 2020 21:31
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A tiny anteater to pick my nose for me also it eats boogers and ants because my nose has way more boogers than it has ants
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Feb 10, 2020 21:33
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Whales. You'd help solve any imminent endangered species and have the coolest possible aquariums, all in one go.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:35
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Captain Hygiene posted:Whales. You'd help solve any imminent endangered species and have the coolest possible aquariums, all in one go. I don’t want the drat sea Shepard’s in my house loving things up they smell bad
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Feb 10, 2020 21:37
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I don’t want the drat sea Shepard’s in my house loving things up they smell bad *listens, then hangs up phone* Actually, they say you smell bad
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Feb 10, 2020 21:38
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That pig with the huge balls.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:39
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dudeness posted:That pig with the huge balls. only the pig is shrank, the balls remain unchanged.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:40
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Captain Hygiene posted:*listens, then hangs up phone* Actually, they say you smell bad Tell them I will hunt all the tiny whales I want and you can’t stop me
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Feb 10, 2020 21:46
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:only the pig is shrank, the balls remain unchanged. Simpson's did it
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Feb 10, 2020 21:46
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A chihuahua in a tiny sombrero and poncho.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:49
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i want a big weasel, i heard a biologist once say that if weasels weighed 60lbs all life on earth would be extinct which sounds metal as gently caress e; in my pants
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Feb 10, 2020 21:52
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Tell them I will hunt all the tiny whales I want and you can’t stop me Tiny greenpeace gonna gently caress yo poo poo up.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:55
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itty bitty bear. Makes a great pet! Only downside is it'd get into your garbage much easier.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:55
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Ants. No one wants non-tiny ants.
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Feb 10, 2020 21:56
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Ants. Ant's so small even ants are like, "What is this an ant for an ant? At the ant circus?"
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Feb 10, 2020 21:58
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Literally A Person posted:Tiny greenpeace gonna gently caress yo poo poo up. I need tiny whale oil to heat my tiny house they can suck my tiny di.. hey what the gently caress
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Feb 10, 2020 21:58
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I need tiny whale oil to heat my tiny house they can suck my tiny di.. hey what the gently caress 
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Feb 10, 2020 21:59
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I’m partial to buffalo but only because it’s my spirit animal. Like a little buffo would be kind of cool, like suck out the bones and make a burger or something. 
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Feb 10, 2020 22:19
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a chihuahua-sized elephant
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Feb 10, 2020 22:21
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a tiny goat
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Feb 10, 2020 22:23
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Small Bart
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Feb 10, 2020 22:25
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Two words: Pocket Badgers
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Feb 10, 2020 22:26
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I would take tiny cattle and tiny poultry and make a tiny farm. I'd collect the tiny eggs and take really good care of the tiny cows, and when the time came I'd send the animals off to the highest bidder. People will pay big bucks for micro meats if they're tasty and tender enough. The culinary world would poo poo itself for a beef version of Ortolan
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Feb 10, 2020 22:27
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A really tiny geoduck to make me feel like more of a man
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Feb 10, 2020 22:27
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Elephant. Close thread. 
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Feb 10, 2020 22:28
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Jay_Zombie posted:Two words: Pocket Badgers if u have big enough pockets badgers are already pocket sized 
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Feb 10, 2020 22:29
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PinheadSlim posted:
Cows so tiny you can pick up a handful and eat em whole
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Feb 10, 2020 22:30
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We should continue breeding dachshunds to have even shorter legs and longer bodies, so that eventually they become dogsnakes
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Feb 10, 2020 22:35
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Tiny gator, diet requires no thought, and if the neighbor has an annoying ratdog that keeps making GBS threads on my porch there's no worrying about hiding the carcass when I crack it over the skull with a shovel, Lil Leatherhead will dispose of the evidence no problem yo.
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Feb 10, 2020 22:44
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PinheadSlim posted:I would take tiny cattle and tiny poultry and make a tiny farm. I'd collect the tiny eggs and take really good care of the tiny cows, and when the time came I'd send the animals off to the highest bidder. You sound like a not.
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Feb 10, 2020 22:44
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swan
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Feb 10, 2020 22:46
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Can I have a small French existentialist that I can carry around in my shirt pocket?
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Feb 10, 2020 22:51
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show me some tiny hawks lol
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chinchilla because its fun to say and they take dust baths just like me
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