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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cat is fairly tiny, how much smaller do you want them OP you twisted doctor zhivago son of a beeswax

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Xaintrailles posted:

There's a tiny elephant in Jurassic Park (I think just the book), it's pretty cool.

Tiny humans would solve a lot a problems around the environment and traffic and house prices and current humans being difficult for me to stamp on.

I was going to make a joke about how these tiny elephants should be sick, irritable, biters and the people who made them cant actually repeat it, but I figured no one would get it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tiny green grapes

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




(but smaller)

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

tiny green grapes

Grapes, the perfect pet.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



what about a cute, fuzzy jumping spider the size of a small-medium dog

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

poverty goat posted:

what about a cute, fuzzy jumping spider the size of a small-medium dog

:golfclap:

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Xaintrailles posted:

Tiny humans would solve a lot a problems around the environment and traffic and house prices and current humans being difficult for me to stamp on.

There was a movie, "Downsizing", about this concept - people shrinking themselves to toy size to save the environment and save money. I've only seen the preview, so maybe someone else can vouch for whether there were any scenes of tiny humans getting stamped on.

roomforthetuna
Mar 22, 2005

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

green chicken feet posted:

There was a movie, "Downsizing", about this concept - people shrinking themselves to toy size to save the environment and save money. I've only seen the preview, so maybe someone else can vouch for whether there were any scenes of tiny humans getting stamped on.
I have seen it, there were not, but almost.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Tiny Dickbutts.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
those little deer. i forget what they're called

oh, if we're required to shrink them further, i guess they'd be mouse-sized

edit: silver-backed chevrotain

Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Feb 12, 2020

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

Zippy the Bummer posted:

those little deer. i forget what they're called

I think you're talking about the Dik Dik.



Although I think it's technically a kind of antelope.

Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Feb 12, 2020

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Jay_Zombie posted:

I think you're talking about the Dik Dik.



hehe

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


whats so funny

maybe he was thinking of a pudu

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
that guy has a lot of wii games and a tiny dik dik

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

free hubcaps posted:

whats so funny

maybe he was thinking of a pudu



Beat me to it. I forgot about the Pudu.



Looks like someone crossed a whitetail with a guinea pig.

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

that guy has a lot of wii games and a tiny dik dik

And he prefers playing with his dik dik.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
House hippo, but don’t believe everything you see on tv

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
An eagle the size of a hummingbird. They could go after flies and other annoying pests.



So, the rest of the body matches the hands?

Dipes
Oct 24, 2003
Pygmelephant

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

house hippo

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Jay_Zombie posted:

I think you're talking about the Dik Dik.



Although I think it's technically a kind of antelope.

Dik Diks are absolutely precious

https://twitter.com/UnsolicitedDiks/status/1225867233454362624?s=20

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

imagine a really small capybara

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

imagine a really small capybara

I want nano-meter nutria.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

It’s mouth is so floppy

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!

10/10
Wanna stroke that Dik Dik.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jay_Zombie posted:

10/10
Wanna stroke that Dik Dik.

My pm's are open.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its not the size of the dik dik in the fight

its the fight in the dik dik...in the fight

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

A chihuahua in a tiny sombrero and poncho.

I actually have a picture of this saved on my phone, although it is a normal small chihuahua that likely has luxating patellas due to the inbreeding needed to make them as tiny as possible.



Darn. I guess it’s not wearing a tiny poncho. But the goofy hat’s the important part.

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