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3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Subway sandwiches are meh but drat I could drink a gallon of the broccoli cheddar soup any day

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




what the gently caress is a subway soup

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO




Can I getta footling soup on whole wheat?

Snazzy Frocks
Mar 30, 2003



Scratchmo

Subway needs to get in the bread bowl game already

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


i don't think subway bread could hold up to soup. It would probably start leaking before you got home

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician


i remember quiznos bread bowls being very good and it's nearly chili season r.i.p. to a real one

3 DONG HORSE
May 21, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



they put them in little paper cups that you aren't supposed to eat but you can certainly lick them

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1311374327602909189
lmao


Snazzy Frocks
Mar 30, 2003



Scratchmo

subway now featuring sugar loaves

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

The article says it's by weight compared to flour. A 6" Italian bread only has 3g of sugar which isn't too insane for American bread. I can totally see why Europe would call them out on it though lol. Processed American bread is a shame.

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aniviron
Sep 11, 2014



When a company messes up so badly that Ireland makes them pay taxes you know it's serious.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

I think this is actually an opportunity for subway. If it’s not bread, it’s not a sandwich. It’s a Subway.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Come eat our donut sub sandwiches.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

medio de fonte leporum surgo amariter




New slogan: "It's not a sandwich, it's meat and cake!"

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



i say swears online posted:

New slogan: "It's not a sandwich, it's meat and cake!"

Let them eat Subway

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer




my dark secret is that I liked subway pizzas and now I want one.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO




Just call it Brad. Find a whole new spokesman to carry the brad brand.

Maybe after a decade they can finally get people to forget about their last horrible monster they laid to be the face of the brand and we can finally uncouple the brand from Apollo Ohmo horrible legacy.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




They still have to fight through the thing where $5 footlongs was so successful that people automatically think they're getting ripped off for full price now lmao

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

aniviron posted:

When a company messes up so badly that Ireland makes them pay taxes you know it's serious.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Shugojin posted:

They still have to fight through the thing where $5 footlongs was so successful that people automatically think they're getting ripped off for full price now lmao

They have a new deal where if you buy two subs you get a third for $5.

I don't know about you but I don't see too many families going into Subway. It's usually all people who are alone and depressed and 3 subs isn't going to cut it. I was going to do the 2 for $5 each once but they didn't do that promotion in my entire city.

Give me a god drat deal on ONE sub. Hell, a normal person should eat just a 6" anyway and they don't even bother with deals on that. I'm not going to buy 3 subs.

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Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

Ask me about my dream Frasier episode where Frasier and Bulldog oil their heads and then rub them together. It's definitely not a fetish of mine, I swear!

Universe Master posted:

Let them eat Subway

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

They have a new deal where if you buy two subs you get a third for $5.

I don't know about you but I don't see too many families going into Subway. It's usually all people who are alone and depressed and 3 subs isn't going to cut it. I was going to do the 2 for $5 each once but they didn't do that promotion in my entire city.

Give me a god drat deal on ONE sub. Hell, a normal person should eat just a 6" anyway and they don't even bother with deals on that. I'm not going to buy 3 subs.

I had ONE subway in my city do that. I ate there. The lady behind the counter wasn't familiar with me and the sandwiches wouldn't close

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

Pennywise the Frown posted:

a normal person should eat just a 6"

where r u from

Shugojin posted:

They still have to fight through the thing where $5 footlongs was so successful that people automatically think they're getting ripped off for full price now lmao

I'm not paying $8.50+ for a sub. For that amount I could literally go to a sit down restaurant.

ninjoatse.cx fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Oct 2, 2020

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

UltraRed posted:

where r u from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvzw7MOFhQo

I mean I'll slay one easily, but it is pretty big.

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!


RIP the chicken pizziolla, too good for this cursed earth

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The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




Fallen Hamprince posted:

RIP the chicken pizziolla, too good for this cursed earth

oh fuuuck. why'd you have to remind me of this? I thought it was just a beautiful dream

Aardvark!
Mar 3, 2002


you can still make that exact sandwich



that's marinara lol

Julias
Jun 24, 2012



Fallen Hamprince posted:

RIP the chicken pizziolla, too good for this cursed earth

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

oh fuuuck. why'd you have to remind me of this? I thought it was just a beautiful dream

The trick is you can still get it, just ask for it. If they're not familiar, just tell them it's plain chicken strips with pepperoni added and marinara sauce on top

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




! cool, thank you. I don't know if I trust the one down the street to get that right, but if I'm feeling frisky I'll try it the next time I'm at the "good" one

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I picked up a Spicy Italian that I'm keeping my fridge until tonight after I get loaded. I didn't get any sauces but mayo and no tomatoes so hopefully it won't get soggy.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



I had a sub the other day and it was the skinniest drat bun I've ever seen.

I don't know if it was an aberration, just that store or what.

The location is right by me, I'll take a picture if this is the new norm next time because it's pretty ridiculous.

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Julias
Jun 24, 2012



SilvergunSuperman posted:

I had a sub the other day and it was the skinniest drat bun I've ever seen.

I don't know if it was an aberration, just that store or what.

The location is right by me, I'll take a picture if this is the new norm next time because it's pretty ridiculous.

It was possibly just the specific batch of bread they baked. They proof the dough first before baking it, and if you don't wait for the dough to rise enough it can result in a skinnier, more dense bread.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

lol I was writing a google review for an HVAC place that really helped me out and decided to check out my other reviews. I guess I did one on the Subway near me a few years ago. They sucked way worse then they do now. I mean now they're good by Subway standards. Anyway, I attached this photo to the review.



Jesus H. Christ.

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO




Yeah no risk of that bad boy going soggy.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

So pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake
'Cause everything is not yet lost




Pillbug

That looks like someone put an M80 in an antipasto salad.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I can barely identify the sandwich components to it. There's bread in there, and some pepperoni, so it must be a spicy italian or BMT.

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

Decided to get a 'way for dinner yesterday. Went to go check out their menu. Everything I wanted was chicken, so I went KFC instead. We're getting a Checker's nearby, maybe that will be my go to

postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.


Checker's/Rally's is real good, friend. It's definitely, debatably better than subway.

Once they open up check your local paper for circular coupons, they send out crazy good deals.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I got the new Buffalo Chicken sub. They barely put on any buffalo sauce and the guy made it like poo poo. As usual.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I just got my credit card spending summary for 2020.

I got Subway 38 times.

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