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WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn


Rick posted:

Anyway there appears to be someone living in there now, the Carls next door is open until 1:00 and there is a guy in there with the main store lights off that you can see moving around by the light of the cookie warmer and you can tell he still has his uniform on.

The Phantom of the Subway.

This reminds me of when I worked graveyard shift at a gas station, and the weird Donut Guys that would deliver the Dunkin Donuts at 3 or 4 am, hot off the presses. They showed up in an unmarked windowless white cargo van, and carried the donuts inside in big steel boxes that could have fit a medium sized dog. Neither of them was much of a talker. Donut guy 1 was kind of schlubby but smelled like he never ever wiped his rear end. Like he wasn't fat enough that he couldn't, he just didn't ever wipe his rear end. Donut guy 2 was in his 20s in good shape, and he was all business. Jogging into the store with the two cages of donuts, releasing them into the wild, then bolting. Sometimes he was stoned to the bone with eyes as red as the devil's dick, but he never changed his routine. Neither of them were ever happy, and just had this dour gloomy facade that hung over them. They never said hi back to me so eventually I gave up. Silent donut hitmen delivering their payloads in unmarked vans and disappearing back into the night from whence they came.

Life must be hell at the Dunkin Dunts factory. All the truck drivers that delivered stuff in the middle of the night were like, approachable human beings and we would bullshit about whatever until they had to leave. The Donut Guys were loving morose mutes.

WITCHCRAFT fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Mar 31, 2021

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

WITCHCRAFT posted:

This reminds me of when I worked graveyard shift at a gas station, and the weird Donut Guys that would deliver the Dunkin Donuts at 3 or 4 am, hot off the presses. They showed up in an unmarked windowless white cargo van, and carried the donuts inside in big steel boxes that could have fit a medium sized dog. Neither of them was much of a talker. Donut guy 1 was kind of schlubby but smelled like he never ever wiped his rear end. Like he wasn't fat enough that he couldn't, he just didn't ever wipe his rear end. Donut guy 2 was in his 20s in good shape, and he was all business. Jogging into the store with the two cages of donuts, releasing them into the wild, then bolting. Sometimes he was stoned to the bone with eyes as red as the devil's dick, but he never changed his routine. Neither of them were ever happy, and just had this dour gloomy facade that hung over them. They never said hi back to me so eventually I gave up. Silent donut hitmen delivering their payloads in unmarked vans and disappearing back into the night from whence they came.

Life must be hell at the Dunkin Dunts factory. All the truck drivers that delivered stuff in the middle of the night were like, approachable human beings and we would bullshit about whatever until they had to leave. The Donut Guys were loving morose mutes.

drat, this sounds like a Magnus Archives story, the only thing missing is them delivering a spider egg or ball of flesh or picking up your soul or something eventually.

Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB

Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


Rick posted:

There was a 24 hour Subway that switched to closing at 9:00 during the pandemic. I would never go in there because often the worker was hanging out front with his friends and I didn't want to interrupt them.

Anyway there appears to be someone living in there now, the Carls next door is open until 1:00 and there is a guy in there with the main store lights off that you can see moving around by the light of the cookie warmer and you can tell he still has his uniform on.

The Phantom of the Subway.

Usually u get scheduled to be a tthe store like an hour after close so you can clean up and do all the dishes that the earlier shifts left for you because theyre all bastards

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


I didn't realize Subway was reduced to just heating up bagged subs like you can do at any gas station. With the added benefit that it burns employees

https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/operations/subway-franchisees-question-new-melt-sandwiches

I always thought Subways would just continue spreading like a disease over the landscape, but over the last year a majority of them in my area have shut down

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Tato posted:

I didn't realize Subway was reduced to just heating up bagged subs like you can do at any gas station. With the added benefit that it burns employees

https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/operations/subway-franchisees-question-new-melt-sandwiches

I always thought Subways would just continue spreading like a disease over the landscape, but over the last year a majority of them in my area have shut down

equipment damage is one thing, but they apparently gave employees tongs or spatulas to use and they're still insisting on using their hands and burning themselves? lol


Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




Crusty Nutsack posted:

equipment damage is one thing, but they apparently gave employees tongs or spatulas to use and they're still insisting on using their hands and burning themselves? lol

legit wondering how this is working that you can't just use the same giant spatula thing that just slides in underneath the whole paper and sandwich situation and takes it all out

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

Go Cats

WITCHCRAFT posted:

Donut guy 1 was kind of schlubby but smelled like he never ever wiped his rear end. Like he wasn't fat enough that he couldn't, he just didn't ever wipe his rear end.


ahem. this was wormskull.

postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.


Crusty Nutsack posted:

equipment damage is one thing, but they apparently gave employees tongs or spatulas to use and they're still insisting on using their hands and burning themselves? lol

This happened in the recent past at taco bell as well, when they did the grilled cheese burritos that had cheese on the outside of the tortilla - they were using the same plancha presses they always did, but now you're getting 50, 60 orders of melted cheese oil all over the plates and it carbonizes and then makes every other griddled item burned as hell

The day they struck that monstrosity from the menu was the smartest move they've made in years

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

I haven't had subway in a while.

I wanted to get it yesterday but I got a burrito from my favorite taqueria instead. Good choice.

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Joan
Mar 28, 2021



I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex, or gamble, but I do eat Subway

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Yikes.

You're still a sinner.

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just couldn't look at your old avatar anymore
Fucking nauseating!


Joan posted:

I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex, or gamble, but I do eat Subway

well with all that money you save from no vices you can easily afford a $12 cafeteria quality sandwich.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




pentyne posted:

well with all that money you save from no vices you can easily afford a $12 cafeteria quality sandwich.

hell with all the time you're saving you can make yourself a good sandwich

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

I JUST WISH THIS WAS A PONY SO I COULD JERK IT WHILE I PLAY WOW

i ordered subway for the first time in months. not a single promo code anywhere, including promo codes on their own site and app work at any subway within an hour

eventually i was bored enough and found one that was a free cookie with purchase for pickup. i get there and they didn't make my order and instead got yelled at for using a coupon, left without food after walking half an hour. the free cookie coupon no longer worked after that.

what the gently caress?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



Get yo Karen on

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Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat


subway corporate and subway franchisees have always been at war especially over coupons and promotions

this is the beginning and this is the end and this is the always shall be

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




yeah subway corporate has been doing a thing of increasing prices on the required things (so they make more money) and increasing franchise fees (so they make more money) and running aggressive sales because people don't want the sandwiches anymore (so the franchisees lose money)


don't feel bad for the franchisees though because they're always Small Business Owner as gently caress

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

I JUST WISH THIS WAS A PONY SO I COULD JERK IT WHILE I PLAY WOW

is this why a meatball footlong is like $12-16 these days

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017




Biowarfare posted:

is this why a meatball footlong is like $12-16 these days

haha well this is the end of the world so food is more expensive than it has been in a decade, and so are most other things, also money is worth less now so i hope you enjoy paying for each meatball as an upcharge in the future


wonder how long before the value menus at mcds et al are noticeably less valuable, if they arent already over the last quarter

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

I JUST WISH THIS WAS A PONY SO I COULD JERK IT WHILE I PLAY WOW

being in a (any) major west coast city literally no fast food restaurant has had a value menu, if they do the only thing it contains is either one cookie or a soda for $1-2

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017




they manage to have them in boston still

even that lovely mcdonalds on comm/brookline ave near fenway had a menu that worked out to be cheaper food than ordering off of the normal one

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




Subway also seriously screwed themselves over with the $5 footlong campaign because it was so successful that it anchored $5 as the price in people's heads and any attempt to return to normal pricing since then has resulted in people thinking it's overpriced lmao

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Shugojin posted:

Subway also seriously screwed themselves over with the $5 footlong campaign because it was so successful that it anchored $5 as the price in people's heads and any attempt to return to normal pricing since then has resulted in people thinking it's overpriced lmao

Little Caesar's did something similar by doing their "$5 Hot and Ready" pizza but they worked around it by just introducing a new tier that's supposedly better and also isn't pegged to a certain price so they can raise it to whatever.

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat


man when you get a meatball sub to go and it sits for just long enough that everything on it congeals into this perfect playdoughesque mass of bread and sauce and meatballs and cheese that just compresses and chews like food you always imagined came out of food replicators in the future it's just the absolute perfect meal

especially when you order it with extra pickles for CRUNCH

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Nikumatic posted:

man when you get a meatball sub to go and it sits for just long enough that everything on it congeals into this perfect playdoughesque mass of bread and sauce and meatballs and cheese that just compresses and chews like food you always imagined came out of food replicators in the future it's just the absolute perfect meal

especially when you order it with extra pickles for CRUNCH

Same, but peppers.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


The real pros get the peppers and onions put on before they toast the whole sandwich

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



big dyke energy posted:

The real pros get the peppers and onions put on before they toast the whole sandwich

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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just couldn't look at your old avatar anymore
Fucking nauseating!


Biowarfare posted:

being in a (any) major west coast city literally no fast food restaurant has had a value menu, if they do the only thing it contains is either one cookie or a soda for $1-2

The big thing is the 4 for $4 or 4 for $5 meals. McDonalds seems to pretty frequently do a 2 for $5 for some burgers and nuggets.

If you're trying to eat out and not spend more then $5 you're gonna have to find a local spot, probably tacos.

Biowarfare
Nov 8, 2010

I JUST WISH THIS WAS A PONY SO I COULD JERK IT WHILE I PLAY WOW

I think the BTS meal is the most expensive I've seen chicken nuggets, $11 for 10pc

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Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat



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