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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018



What do you like the best?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

No

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Skin that turns red at the first slap.

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

BigBadSteve posted:

Skin that turns red at the first slap.

So... white skin?

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

"grab and go" for the high powered business man who eats shelf stable packaged snack cakes on the go.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
You're telling me that out of everything in the whole world, the thing you like the absolute best are gross colored cake bites?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I have never seen a commercial version of those OP but I do make them every xmas and they are very delicious

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

givepatajob posted:

You're telling me that out of everything in the whole world, the thing you like the absolute best are gross colored cake bites?

They are almond flavored, with raspberry jelly in between the cake colors, and a chocolate coating.

You can order them on Amazon, or buy them at Bed Bath & Beyond I think.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

BigBadSteve posted:

Skin that turns red at the first slap.

Actually, collodial silver turns the skin blue, not red.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You know what I like best, OP? Having sex with my hot wife.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I assumed everyone on SA had a hot wife to have sex with.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Telebite posted:



What do you like the best?

Mint Tim-tams but they're expensive. It's like $3.50 for a box with 9 cookies.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
OP wasn't goatse, voted 1.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bossy lady posted:

I assumed everyone on SA had a hot wife to have sex with.

It makes me uncomfortable knowing there are that many anime bodypillows in this world.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Other things I like best:

Brand new socks
Cats who feel secure enough to expose their fuzzy little bellies
Girls who NEED my cock RIGHT NOW

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I like beatboxing badly the very best.

I do it constantly.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
PHHHHFFFT BA-DO, PHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFT DO.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I like buying things, cumming in the box and returning the items, OP

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Chief McHeath posted:

I like buying things, cumming in the box and returning the items, OP

DO NOT do this with mousetraps.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Telebite posted:

What do you like the best?

Nothing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

*imitates Obsidianheart's voice*

"Literally A Person's awesome posting. Yeah, he's the greatest."

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Let's get this thread done

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Blowjobs and these

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Fleetwood Crack posted:

Blowjobs and these



at the same time?

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Literally A Person posted:

*imitates Obsidianheart's voice*

"Literally A Person's awesome posting. Yeah, he's the greatest."

Stop holding your nose while you talk.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

yikes! posted:

at the same time?
Every time.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Literally A Person posted:

You know what I like best, OP? Having sex with my hot wife.
I also like having sex with this guy's hot wife the best.

Glad it wasn't just me.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Obsidianheart posted:

Stop holding your nose while you talk.

I cannot. I will not. Do not try and change me this is who I am.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Knormal posted:

I also like having sex with this guy's hot wife the best.


It took way longer than it should have for someone to make this joke.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Literally A Person posted:

You know what I like best, OP? Having sex with my hot wife.

I also enjoy having sex with this poster’s hot wife. His mom, too.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

1redflag posted:

I also enjoy having sex with this poster’s hot wife. His mom, too.

...so close......

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Those are good but have you ever had stroopwafles

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Literally A Person posted:

...so close......

You really should dial back the incest and cuck porn watching.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

You really should dial back the incest and cuck porn watching.

:lol:

Not what I meant but I am foisted by my own pitard oncce again :negative:

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Those look tasty

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Literally A Person posted:

...so close......
Don't worry, we can all enjoy having sex with that guy's hot wife.

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