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Do you talk when sleeping?
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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Or your S.O.? I’ve developed this over the last few years and it’s annoying me and mrs sexual. How do you stop from doing it? What causes it? And I do not snore.

E I just realized this is a counterpart to my napping thread.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
no, and if i told you otherwise while i was sleeping it was a lie

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wear a gag at night. Loose lips sink ships, sailor!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I hear the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wear a gag at night. Loose lips sink ships, sailor!

I wonder what I say, sometimes I’ll wake myself up just mumbling nonsense

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

My brother does this and when me, him, and our friend were all roommates he'd get hosed up and pass out and we'd just ask him questions and poo poo. None of it made any sense of course but you got the impression the brain was trying to keep up a conversation. Pretty fun for five or ten minutes.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I only talk about posts in my sleep

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Nope.

Don't rip rear end when I sleep either so a good pile of broccoli for dinner saves me setting the alarm clock if I time things right.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Constantly
I wake myself up finishing complete sentences, maybe ten more words when I'm awake.

Then I think Jesus Christ that's nuts and go right back to sleep

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Stop drinking

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Stop drinking

Spin doesn’t drink anymore, and mine happens like around 5am, no drinks for like 8 hours prior.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Burt Sexual posted:

I wonder what I say, sometimes I’ll wake myself up just mumbling nonsense

I think you can get an app that records your mutterings at night , without having to record the whole 7 hours.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I dunno OP. Ask your mother!!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shut up Meg posted:

I think you can get an app that records your mutterings at night , without having to record the whole 7 hours.

Oh sweet Jesus

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Burt Sexual posted:

Oh sweet Jesus

"Do I snore or grind?" looks like it does what you want.

Help of a name, too.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This may be terrible

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
I once woke myself up by laughing too hard, but I don't remember what the great dream-joke was or the punchline :(

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I will, very rarely, say random words in my sleep. My wife often talks in her sleep. Full on conversations.
It's very entertaining when she's passed out and I can't sleep.

Docahedron
May 11, 2008

Im a special snowflake
I had a sexual encounter in my sleep, and I do talk frequently while asleep

I think it's genetic, Burt. You have to alter your DNA

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
I don't think so? If I do, it would have developed in the past ten years or so. I will probably never find out, though.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Apparently I mumble sometimes. My missus snores like a truck engine as soon as she falls asleep and it's the most soothing sound in the world to me. :shrug:

youre
Dec 30, 2019

Burt Sexual posted:

This may be terrible

do it burt

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
I shared a bunk bed with my little brother growing up. He talk in his sleep a lot. I'd try to convince him he kissed the fat girl in the neighborhood and he liked it.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I'm more worried about what I say when I get half sedated for a medical procedure.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I curse my forefathers names

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

My ex used my used to talk in her sleep a lot, it was terrifying...









... I miss her...

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I was once asleep with my then-girlfriend in a room with some of our friends, and when I woke up was told that she started talking in her sleep and I "replied" by also talking in my sleep. Apparently, we held a conversation for some time, speaking in turns while both asleep (all gibberish to our friends). They said it was cute :3:

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
My wife once woke up to me humming and looking at her wide eyed but still asleep. She was so unnerved she slept in the spare room with a chair against the handle for the rest of the night.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I apparently rap in my sleep

I do not nor should I when I'm awake

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I've heard of mumble rap but this is ridiculous!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my ex gf said i would recite long filibusters in my sleep and make long addresses and orations. she said i laid out an entire plan to genetically engineer whales to live on saturn and explained how that would solve global warming once. honestly i have a third grade education and i'm dumb as gently caress.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sometimes OP

sometimes

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Don't try to go off of SSRI's suddenly or you will be shouting and fighting in your sleep

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

put a mirror in your room then look at it when you wake up so you can see if you talked that night

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Something something permabanned poster

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Strategic Tea posted:

Something something permabanned poster

What

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
My brother talks to the truck drivers he works with when he falls asleep on the couch at family gatherings, it's a bit mumble-y but pretty coherent, there's lots of logistics jargon though.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

I’ve developed this over the last few years

Coincidentally, for how long have you been a mod in GBS?

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Burt Sexual posted:

This may be terrible
Don't forget to post the results in this ITT!

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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002


it is a reference to the "I'm permabanned poster n****rstomper58" screed

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