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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


*not a science association

they say the gravitational field is different today and today only which lets you balance a broom I guess? you can also do it any day

someone far too close to me actually believed this poo poo - how does it not set off immediate hoax bullshit alarms in peoples’ brains

ram it up your rear end

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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

what

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you see doctor i was just trying to follow NASA's advice and i tripped and well here i am...

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Apparently some idiots that don’t understand center of gravity are gullible enough to believe it when they’re told that THIS DAY ONLY you can balance your broom because our gravitational field is different and NASA said so

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
I always thought it was egg balancing day

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Hey anyone wanna buy my EMF blocking stickers? They’ll shield you from harmful radiation if you put em on your phone. 5 pack for $69.99

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
op owned me with the classic bad thread prank

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Cyril Sneer posted:

I always thought it was egg balancing day

NASA says you can balance your egg on your broom... today only

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


gary oldmans diary posted:

op owned me with the classic bad thread prank

gotcha Gary!!!!!

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
education reform and funding

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


ANUSTART posted:

education reform and funding

I doubt it would work

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
okay just one education then, 1

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

i fell for it

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Minorkos posted:

i fell for it

Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go straight back to 3rd grade

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
First the Elan thread and now this.


It’s a big day for brooms

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Man it'd be great if mine stayed in one place like that! #Quidditchlife

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sweep this thread to the gas chamber.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Sweep this thread to the gas chamber.

Voted 2

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Well after reading the first half of A Brief History of Time I am qualified to tell you that space time is curved, I do this with no comprehension of what it means but purely with the intention of looking smart OP

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Well after reading the first half of A Brief History of Time I am qualified to tell you that space time is curved, I do this with no comprehension of what it means but purely with the intention of looking smart OP

where do I buy?

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I hear there's a spot in Canada that has slightly less gravity than the rest of the world.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

There's a spot in lackawanna mine no. 2 where we can punch a hole into nazi land too

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Not only is space time curved it's also uncircumcised :monocle:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Detective No. 27 posted:

I hear there's a spot in Canada that has slightly less gravity than the rest of the world.

Actually weed is legal in the entire country hth

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

at least text the broom you won't be able to make it today

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.
https://twitter.com/RetcH07BIX/status/1227072230074417157

it works

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


People at work we’re doing this today, had two brooms standing all by themselves. crazy stuff

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Today and only today NASA says you can fit a whole cucumber in your pussy for gravity reasons

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
nasa more like rear end-a

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Mum took the handles off all the brooms op

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
on this day and this day only u can stand a rake up on its own. all u need to do is lay the rake down and step on the tines. try it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Detective No. 27 posted:

I hear there's a spot in Canada that has slightly less gravity than the rest of the world.

There are places all over that have more and less gravity. It’s measurable with one of these things and has been used as a geologic exploration tool for decades (ore deposits can be heavier or lighter than the surrounding rock depending on what they’re composed of).


Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Turpitude II posted:

on this day and this day only u can stand a rake up on its own. all u need to do is lay the rake down and step on the tines. try it

What are you, some kinda moonraker? :toughguy:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Government secrets being leaked itt

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

The_Continental posted:

Today and only today NASA says you can fit a whole cucumber in your pussy for gravity reasons

I always knew NASA was a bunch of pervs

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Whoever started this is a god tier troll, god drat.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Whoever started this is a god tier troll, god drat.

Mid-tier at best. One of this century's mildest examples of the internet tricking a whole lot of people into doing something extremely stupid.

Wake me up when the standing broom conspiracy has a convention, merchandise, a long-running podcast, and the endorsement of a world leader.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
does it work with roombas and swiffers? those are all we have op

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://twitter.com/NASAEarth/status/1227284491850387457?s=20

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