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If you had 1 billion USD what would you do with it? I personally would put half in various savings accounts to let the interest accrue to the point where i wouldn't even be able to spend it all in a normal fashion before it ran out, and spend the rest on dumb lavish bullshit like parties like the Count of Monte Cristo movie where he descends in a hot air balloon at his palace with exotic dancers and poo poo i would also buy a 1969 Shelby Cobra and crash it while drunk, dying in the process hopefully in a huge fireball. i would keep lots of gasoline and other explosives in the car for this reason
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billion scratch offs op
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Feb 12, 2020 01:40
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I'd buy lowtax 1 new spine.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:40
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Get slizzard
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Feb 12, 2020 01:41
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Hire a mercenary army of clowns to show up at protests and mock neo-nazis.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:42
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First thing is get fitted with a top hat and monocle.
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Liquid Communism posted:Hire a mercenary army of clowns to show up at protests and mock neo-nazis. Just replicate everything about this entire scene tbh 
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Feb 12, 2020 01:47
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Two chicks at the same time.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:49
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half put to work for philanthropy half for my very own pro-union pro wrestling promotion
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Feb 12, 2020 01:50
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A communism.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:50
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i'd buy a private island and hire a team of AI researchers, neuroscientists, atomic scientists, and genetic engineers. then give them the resources to do whatever projects they want that the ethics board wont approve back home.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:51
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Lots of candles, like a poo poo ton.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:52
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get some nachos
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Feb 12, 2020 01:52
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I'd take out the billion in dollar bills and lower them onto President Donald Trump so that he flattens out over the surface of many of the dollar bills which I will then use to pay for tacos with his flesh still freshly plastered onto them. No one will deny the dollar bills because they will know how powerful I am.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:55
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Turn somethingawful.com into a multinational media empire
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Feb 12, 2020 01:57
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I'd probably wake up as an old Boomer, kinda like Gregor Samsa.
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Feb 12, 2020 01:58
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two chicks at the same time
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Feb 12, 2020 01:58
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Maybe get a cool snake. I would call him Snakeulus.
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Feb 12, 2020 02:00
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Probably become Republican 
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Feb 12, 2020 02:03
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I would charter a cesna aircraft to fly the banner 'Tom Brady sits when he pees' wherever T*m went ... for the rest of his life.
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Feb 12, 2020 02:05
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id have a bbq and invite everyone
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Feb 12, 2020 02:06
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two twinks at the same time
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Feb 12, 2020 02:07
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convince chris chan to sell me his original sonichu medalion
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Feb 12, 2020 02:07
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hedonism/ philanthropy
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Feb 12, 2020 02:07
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id buy one billion dollar scratchoffs
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Feb 12, 2020 02:07
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Every time a Bloomberg ad runs I'd run an ad immediately afterwards of Patrick Stewart saying "Bloomberg is a stupid git"
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Feb 12, 2020 02:08
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you're mom
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Feb 12, 2020 02:09
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Jack off, like forever
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Burt Sexual posted:Jack off, like forever Yourself? Manually? Well, at least you remember your roots.
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I'd start a worldwide prank network and school, something on a league of assassin's / guild of calamitous intent level. Everything would be documented in a way that it's accessed on a secret social media platform Pranking on a level that almost drives people insane. My speciality would be insect based. The one rule is that the target has to deserve it, and generally be a complete turd Help complete my council of 13 1. Remi Gaillard 2. Wee man 3. Roy from Phonelosers of America 4. Longmont potion castle Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Feb 12, 2020 |
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Feb 12, 2020 02:21
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1. buy a ranch 2. rescue dogs Maybe put half of it in investments/property so I can continue rescuing dogs
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Feb 12, 2020 02:26
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100 million new avatars
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Feb 12, 2020 02:31
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buy an election or 2
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Feb 12, 2020 02:32
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Burt Sexual posted:Jack off, like forever buddy, you dont need a billion dollars to do that. hell, you dont even need a job
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Feb 12, 2020 02:34
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Buy some land in Alaska, breed huskies and grow weed Then, pet huskies and smoke weed
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Feb 12, 2020 02:34
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Pay off the rest of my house and just play video games/sleep forever whatever is left over I’ll give to my personal chef and doctor.
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I'd get myself a zeppelin and then probablyBurt Sexual posted:Jack off, like forever
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Feb 12, 2020 02:36
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:two twinks at the same time
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Feb 12, 2020 02:37
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How many things does an average dollar store contain
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Buy the freedom of every dog in a shelter. Wanna dog? You got it, just take care of the drat thing. I'd have placement services, vans running around delivering pooches to your door, homeless shelters with dog parks, a huge statue of a pitbull doing something dumb in every state capitol, helicopter delivery of comfort animals 24/7, Parisian dog-doo cleaner-upers via orbital insertion on call, 365 days a year. It will be loud, cuddly, and kinda stinky, but so, so, worth it. Whoop, sorry. Been reading Simak lately.
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