MLB N/V Offseason II: The Excitement is Becoming Contagious

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Uh hey guy your sexual organs are exposed.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 18:20

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:31

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Mustering up the effort to declare my team defeated before Spring Training games kick off.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 19:51

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I was driving down the street the other day and some guy was just pissing on the sidewalk. That's my piss story, I felt like I needed to tell someone.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 20:02

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

So you were you exposed to his sexual organs?

Well he had his back to the road so you could only see a stream. So no I was not.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 21:09

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If this reduces the number of position player pitching occurrences I will be furious.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 03:32

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Has anyone ever played Pro Yakyuu Spirits 2019? It looks fantastic but I probably wouldn't make it out of the main menu.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 03:42

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rickiep00h posted:

Out if all of that, the batting interface is the most terrifying.

That's the part that has me the most intrigued.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 04:27

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If the trash can didn't wanna be banged it shouldn't have been there.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 17:57

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GalacticAcid posted:

lmfao

https://twitter.com/jmackeypg/status/1228032841197477888?s=21

lol this rules.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 20:17

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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:

They should legit throw trash on the field. This is such bullshit

Yeah they'll probably start Pujols at 1st.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 20:23

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Cool Buff Man posted:

I normally stay in the basketball thread but this guy walked through a bush and I've never seen a man walk through a bush

https://twitter.com/SavageBoston/status/1227965089841602561

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 21:07

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R.D. Mangles posted:

Lmao just looked at kipnis's stats from the last 3 years

I like Kipnis so I don't hate that we signed him but he's like the prototypical aging veteran utility guy the Cubs have been signing every year and who does absolutely nothing for the team.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 23:10

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thrilla in vanilla posted:

I cannot be convinced otherwise

This is what being a baseball fan is all about.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 23:18

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R.D. Mangles posted:

Descalso vs. Kipnis 85 OPS+ Challenge

Combined?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 23:54

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Ah man that's actually pretty sad. He obviously took hitting that girl with a foul ball really hard.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 00:55

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Julio Cruz posted:

he says he tried to stop it

which, considering he's literally the guy who writes out the lineup card every day, he can't have actually tried all that hard

Yeah if Hinch wanted to stop it he could have. He was hoping the players would just give up on it on there own instead of having to be the mean guy.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 02:49

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Inspector_666 posted:

I swear to god if it comes out that you faked the videos I will light myself on fire.

Currently analyzing the banana ham video for any bangs.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 02:59

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That the bananas were actually a plate of mashed potatoes didn't make it any easier for me to eat.

I never said that the mashed potatoes weren't easier to eat!

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 03:55

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IcePhoenix posted:

https://twitter.com/ZackMeisel/status/1228331875548254208

I have to wonder how many of these guys just never got off the couch this off season? Maybe it's higher than we would like to think.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 16:52

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Yeah unfortunately Gift's minor league numbers aren't very good. Hopefully he get's more time in the majors though, he's fun to follow.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 20:18

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A-Rod buying the Mets and showing up Jeter would rule.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 20:30

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They're not gonna get bean'd every AB, it'll happen in blow out games or situations where it's likely not going to make a difference.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 22:15

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Tony Kemp should be declared the sole 2017 World Series winner and he should be allowed to merchandise it.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 05:33

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Just thinking about the Nats and what a wild season they had. People were talking about Dave Martinez losing his job around the All Star Break and then they just exploded in the second half and the playoffs to win a World Series. I doubt anyone on this forum or even any major sports site would have picked them this time last year. Overall just a really cool baseball story.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 07:58

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Every Yankee championship is ill gotten

# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 05:15

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Wondering if it would actually hurt less to get him by a 2 lb baseball cause there is no way anyone's throwing one with very high velocity without destroying their arm in the process.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 16:58

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Johnny Bravo posted:

https://twitter.com/FabianArdaya/status/1229425987810578432?s=20

Genuinely didn't expect Trout to be open about the situation, good on him

This is terrifying, Mike Trout is absolutely unhinged.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 17:52

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Johnny Bravo posted:

And now, a message from one of the richest sports owners in the world

https://twitter.com/RedSox/status/1229438780161044480?s=20

Didn't read this but let me guess, a lot of words to say "sorry but we're actually broke"?

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 19:34

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Nodoze posted:

Allegedly the red sox aren't getting punished very hard but we'll see if that holds through

Hoping it's not as severe as what the Astros got, that was just cruel by Manfred.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 21:02

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Thom P. Tiers posted:

I hope it comes out that the Red Sox were using the exact same system the Astros were.

They developed high tech trash cans that emitted bangs at a frequency that on field mics couldn't pick up.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 21:06

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Ah I just remembered Zobrist is a free agent and now I'm sad that he's probably done, he seemed like a really good guy. It's cool to see a guy play for so long and have a resurgence late in his career.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 07:17

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If Altuve has nothing to hide then he'll play sans-jersey this season.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 19:37

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I wanna hangout with Joey Votto, that dude bangs.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 21:14

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Well there was that whole Hong Kong thing.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 23:51

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Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/EvanDrellich/status/1229905874128379909

does the fun ever stop

"What I said was wrong. The World Series trophy is made of 30 pounds sterling silver which as of today sells at a melt value of $7,345.08. It is with my sincerest apologies and regrets that I did not account for this and I hope the players and fans know that I have learned from this experience."

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 00:30

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Johnny Bravo posted:

https://twitter.com/fabianardaya/status/1229909014672134144?s=21

At least he got one thing right even if theres a 0% chance he means what he says

%100 they are going to kill Mike Fiers to "clean things up".

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 00:46

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cpranger posted:

The MLBPA's statement says that even if there was a policy for punishing cheating, the players weren't made aware that there is a rule against electronic sign stealing. Is that right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngxCIra_Ng

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 19:25

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Inspector_666 posted:

Yeah it is a knuckleball grip that ends up exerting topspin and howwwwwww

His thumb and ring finger are gripping the bottom half pretty tight and I think he's pulling on release with those causing the top spin.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 20:15

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I would guess the MLB rulebook has some line regarding cheating that could be taken to cover the Astros cheating scandal. It would be impossible for the rulebook to have every conceivable form of cheating covered.

Using cameras to relay signs to hitters is obviously cheating it's easy for anyone to see that.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 21:44

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:31

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Thom P. Tiers posted:

Not even close to the best beer New Glarus makes

Spotted Cow is *fine* but drat people from out of state who can't get it loving LOVE it.

The brewery is absolutely gorgeous though and I recommend anyone who is in middle southern WI to go to it.

I grew up about 20 minutes from New Glarus, it's a cool little town. Used to ride our bikes there in the summer.

Spotted Cow is good, but Two Women and Totally Naked are superior.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 00:08

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