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well well well tonight all of a sudden my kid wanted to sleep in undies unprompted. guess I got another extra load of laundry to do tomorrow but it’s worth it. I didn’t ask why ;I was like well pick what you want to wear and let’s go to bed. think she wants to be out of the pre school mentality now
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the baby is 4 months old now, time flies. She's getting more active and awake which is cool but still hate ls not being held anyways, I just remembered how amazing this diaper rash cream is for any other baby havers. https://www.amazon.com/PINXAV-DIAPER-RASH-CREAM-OZ/dp/B001V9FOPA
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Mar 7, 2021 11:32
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guess I got lucky the kid stayed dry overnight, she did tell me can can hold it all night so we’ll see if she wants to try again, she tends to have multiple false starts on these things
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Mar 7, 2021 17:17
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For the longest time my wife and I were like “boo hoo why isn’t he more cuddly” and then a finger on the monkey paw curled and now he won’t nap alone. I’m stuck rn
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Mar 7, 2021 17:55
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that’s my dream. dude’s 18m now and just wants to toddle 24/7.
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Willzilla posted:For the longest time my wife and I were like “boo hoo why isn’t he more cuddly” and then a finger on the monkey paw curled and now he won’t nap alone. I’m stuck rn sometimes my brother and I will try to plan a night where we get wasted and play Worms WMD while FaceTiming but it typically falls through because he's in this same situation but for bedtimes as well.
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Mar 7, 2021 18:01
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oxsnard posted:the baby is 4 months old now, time flies. She's getting more active and awake which is cool but still hate ls not being held Ha, you also have a November baby? Our kiddo turned 4 months on the 4th, and that same blessed day he decided simultaneously that he no longer wants to sleep in his super fancy bassinet preferring the crib, and also deciding that 8 hours of sleep is a fine start to a night. I'd light a candle in a church if I didn't know better.
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Mar 7, 2021 18:05
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yeah it's baby number 3 and she wasn't planned for so honestly it's whatever and we're rolling with it. I have her in a carrier sleeping on me probably 6 or so hours per day
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Mar 7, 2021 22:15
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my youngest tells me this is a man walking like a donut, but all i can see is dickbutt... im sorry, my child, but the internet has ruined your father
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Mar 10, 2021 01:39
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that is clearly dickbutt.
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Mar 10, 2021 01:45
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Insanite posted:that is clearly dickbutt.
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Mar 10, 2021 03:23
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Insanite posted:that is clearly dickbutt.
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Mar 10, 2021 03:41
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Insanite posted:that is clearly dickbutt.
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Mar 10, 2021 03:50
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My 18 year-old daughter, back from college, said, “you know what daddy? when you said everything wrong was because of capitalism and were flipping off the police, we didn’t get it. Now I get it.” Odd to think how long she was eyerolling me, but nice feeling.
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My 3 month old, back from her doctor's visit with her mom, looked at me and said "History does nothing, it ‘possesses no immense wealth’, it ‘wages no battles’. It is man, real, living man who does all that, who possesses and fights; ‘history’ is not, as it were, a person apart, using man as a means to achieve its own aims; history is nothing but the activity of man pursuing his aims." I cried
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Mar 10, 2021 04:21
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my kid told me I was the best pancake chef ever today. who am I to question him?
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Mar 10, 2021 04:42
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U-DO Burger posted:my youngest tells me this is a man walking like a donut, but all i can see is dickbutt... Insanite posted:that is clearly dickbutt.
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Mar 10, 2021 08:21
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it's funnier too (given the original intent of the comic) that she did it on a magna doodle
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Mar 10, 2021 08:24
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a friend posed the question, "i wonder if blank will remember this poo poo" referring to my kid currently in virtual kindergarten my response is as follows,  like poo poo the kid constantly refers to events that happened when she was 3 and 4, i'm pretty sure she'll remember some of these events for the rest of her life just thinking back on my own life there's plenty of events i remember from that age in closing, 
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Mar 10, 2021 08:26
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:eh all kids are different. some kids can't stand a swampy diaper and others will just stew in it and not care.
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Mar 10, 2021 08:29
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Flavius Aetass posted:UGGHHHHHHH sometimes it's 30min in the morning, then later on in the afternoon. sometimes it's none until afternoon/evening and she gets a full hour. it all depends on how the day goes. in the end she has some control (timing, combining sessions, what she can watch within reason) and it's worked out pretty good for the past year or so. so far she has a good rotation of some kids netflix shows, some pbs shows, and some kids yoga channels on youtube and shits worked out so far
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Good soup! posted:My 3 month old, back from her doctor's visit with her mom, looked at me and said "History does nothing, it ‘possesses no immense wealth’, it ‘wages no battles’. It is man, real, living man who does all that, who possesses and fights; ‘history’ is not, as it were, a person apart, using man as a means to achieve its own aims; history is nothing but the activity of man pursuing his aims." my three year told me that he built all the buildings and planted all the trees. i said, "so its your fault."
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Tzen posted:a friend posed the question, "i wonder if blank will remember this poo poo" referring to my kid currently in virtual kindergarten Brains aren't developed enough to form memories in the same way as adults until around 7. Even then, our memories are a lot less static and concrete than they feel to us. Your friend's kindergardener will remember the pandemic the same way late 90s kids remember 9-11; a vague central emotion surrounded by personal or family anecdotes, societal storytelling, and images from TV/the internet. Adjectivist Philosophy has issued a correction as of 13:25 on Mar 10, 2021 |
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my son is "student of the week" so today kids got to ask him questions and this one kid goes "would you rather go to school or stay at home with your mom and dad?" And I'm thinking "this kid is a fuckin plant!"
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:my son is "student of the week" so today kids got to ask him questions and this one kid goes "would you rather go to school or stay at home with your mom and dad?" probably loving is
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:my son is "student of the week" so today kids got to ask him questions and this one kid goes "would you rather go to school or stay at home with your mom and dad?" what did your son say depending on the answer we may some harsh but necessary advice for you 
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Mar 18, 2021 23:05
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oh he immediately said "stay home". he has snacks on demand. his little brother is always around to play with him. there's an iPad and Minecraft. why would he do anything else?
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oh good im not the only one letting my kids binge on minecraft and ipads lol your kid sounds pretty cool 
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Mar 18, 2021 23:16
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I'm honestly not denying my kid much of anything during the pandemic. She's gonna be so spoiled.
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Organic Lube User posted:I'm honestly not denying my kid much of anything during the pandemic. yeah I’ve spoiled mine but I don’t care we brought her into this hellword
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I mean it's not like either of my kids have been to a museum or a party or the zoo or a barbecue or anything for almost a year. they can have a little Nintendo Switch as a treat.
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gently caress I do miss going to the children’s museum, sure it was a bacteria/virus pit but my kid used the hand sanitizer a lot then, now ...oh hell no, we’re going fishing instead this summer and riding bikes I bought two sets of tubelox so she could climb around during lovely Michigan winters
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Mar 19, 2021 21:10
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:I mean it's not like either of my kids have been to a museum or a party or the zoo or a barbecue or anything for almost a year. i miss the dang zoo. and trying to get some culture into him with visits to museums
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I've just gone full swine and gotten my older kid into D&D (the game not the forum). he's gonna have culture and it's gonna be hot garbage.
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I started playing D&D with my girls and they loving love it. The 6 yr old is a druid and spends every game in Wolf form and casts Talk to Animals all the time. She's legit the most in character person I've ever played with and it's great.
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it's really fun figuring out which rules to enforce or how to simplify some systems so they're not super confusing for a six and four year old. we also use Lego minifigs and draw huge maps on butcher paper.
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I play hero kids with mine, it’s a dice base rpg like D&D but you’re kids trying to save the adults we’re in a basement just trying to kill rats
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that sounds like fun
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well, someone in the WhatsApp thread finally asked who was going to opt in to the lovely four-days-a-week, half day in-school option. crickets. so I weighed in and said we aren't doing it. let's see if anyone else even responds. e: this is Seattle
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:I've just gone full swine and gotten my older kid into D&D (the game not the forum). he's gonna have culture and it's gonna be hot garbage. Children should never come into contact with D&D. Send them straight to CSPAM.
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