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And this poo poo is my JAM! Hell yeah! It's like I got John Tesh collaborating with Kenny G and they've just filtered all of that raw talent through a midi interface that's being piped directly into one ear. Every so often though? You get that awesome drop where the robot lady or dude comes on and informs you that representatives are busy with other customers and ask you to continue to hold. Sometimes they'll neg you though and tell you to "hang up now and use their online service!" which makes sense because there's no way I could possibly focus on and finish an online registration with these stone cold jams in my ear. But sometimes I get nervous and hang up and try to sign up online and it doesn't work so I call again and they tell me to hang up and hit the net and I do that a few more times before I remember that I can't figure out the online thing. I just get so caught up in the moment! Also sometimes the robot person will give you an estimated time. That slaps. It's like a countdown and I'm just lost in the music. Just can't stop it! Okay. Confession time. Sometimes I'll call customer service lines to just hear the music. I even have a few numbers saved for particularly good ones. I try to call at peak hours so I can just ride the synth wave. If a representative gets on the line though I get a little flustered an hang up. Sorry! I just was here for the tunes! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Feb 12, 2020 |
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painstakingly setting up my home audio system complete with monster goldplated cables jake from best buy upsold me, turning the speakers to and fro attempting to find the best configuration for maximum audio saturation. satisfied, i step back and press play *32kbs mp3 of the instrumental of santana and rob thomas's "smooth" plays* me: perfection
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Feb 12, 2020 18:19
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*click* hi thank you for your pati- NOOOOO PUT THE MUSIC BACK ON
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Feb 12, 2020 18:28
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Heather Papps posted:*click* sir i am literally jonesing for my fix of that limp bizkit mix over here, please put me back on hold
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Feb 12, 2020 19:37
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Yinlock posted:sir i am literally jonesing for my fix of that limp bizkit mix over here, please put me back on hold Keep holdin holdin holdin holdin |
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Feb 12, 2020 21:02
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alnilam posted:Keep holdin holdin holdin holdin
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Feb 12, 2020 21:20
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alnilam posted:Keep holdin holdin holdin holdin Alright, caller Keep on holdin', baby You know what time it is Don't try to hang up Ladies and gentlemen Chocolate Starfish Keep on holding baby Move in, now move out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Breath in, now breath out Hands up, now hands down Back up, back up Tell me what you're gonna do now Keep holdin' holdin' holdin' (what?) Caller: Uh, I guess hold? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 12, 2020 21:32
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bing bong it's the hold music
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Feb 12, 2020 21:36
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 : actually since everything in the universe is in constant motion you can never actually be put "on hold"
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Feb 12, 2020 21:40
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Calling and holding are actually from two different card games. Surely when you call they put you on fold? |
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Feb 13, 2020 01:52
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magic cactus posted:painstakingly setting up my home audio system complete with monster goldplated cables jake from best buy upsold me, turning the speakers to and fro attempting to find the best configuration for maximum audio saturation. satisfied, i step back and press play |
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put me on hold make me wait or else forget about it |
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