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Biohazard posted:Likely true in part here. Lots of rich texas oil money kids come here. And Californians. Seriously, those fuckers are everywhere now, and just love to tell you where they came from, why you really should care because they're so cool and that they love how outdoorsy/affordable/chill it is where they've immigrated to but that Cali/Texas is still WAY better. If it's so great, why didn't you loving stay there and stop jacking up everyone's costs???? Arghhh full disclosure: lived in Texas, no longer there
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If you work evening shifts you can spend midnight to 6am getting shitfaced and playing videogames with other weird losers, I cannot recommend it
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Feb 13, 2020 08:24
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One day there will be a job that I enjoy and that provides energy for everyone I care about while also being good and fun, and in the meantime holy poo poo are you gonna hear about how angry I am
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Feb 13, 2020 09:11
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i work in asset management because all i do is sit on my rear end all day!!!
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Feb 13, 2020 09:31
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP and other posters, don't make moronic assumptions about how much other people work off of casual observation, it's a dick move and is some Republican "They're able to protest because none of them have jobs!" vibes where you just draw the conclusion that someone is lazy and/or doesn't have a "real job" because you can't see it with your limited perspective at the time.
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Feb 13, 2020 10:39
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There's jobs where you can do nothing but gently caress up all day and they'll pay you to go away
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Feb 13, 2020 10:47
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My parents were worried about legitimate full blown nuclear annihilation on a daily basis but then I realized they are mere boomers and I chuckled and then I also got mad about working
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Feb 13, 2020 10:53
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ive been working in the business units of telecom companies for awhile and one of my friends/former coworkers got a job working major/enterprise accounts at some obscure company, except the territory she inherited from the last person exceeds her monthly quota on its own currently...by a substantial margin so she's just bought a few new houses and been in europe while also working another job(s) lmao ahhh and i really made fun of her for doing like ~80 job interviews this summer
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Feb 13, 2020 11:24
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Relayer posted:My parents were worried about legitimate full blown nuclear annihilation on a daily basis but then I realized they are mere boomers and I chuckled and then I also got mad about working They weren't actually worried, and they have no idea what to do now it was taken away Also they got paid over twice as much as you ever will
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Feb 13, 2020 11:29
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why can't everyone just work all the time???
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Feb 13, 2020 12:06
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Ghost Leviathan posted:They weren't actually worried, and they have no idea what to do now it was taken away Haha uhhh, I don't know why you're mad at me
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Feb 13, 2020 12:11
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Not everyone works a Monday to Friday computer toucher or retail/industrial slave job. Imagine that!
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Feb 13, 2020 12:22
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The Real Amethyst posted:Not everyone works a Monday to Friday computer toucher or retail/industrial slave job. Instead of taking the time to post sarcastic trash imagine what you might have accomplished!
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Feb 13, 2020 12:25
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Instead of taking the time to post sarcastic trash imagine what you might have accomplished! Working yourself into an even earlier grave while adding to a rich gently caress's cocaine fund?
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Feb 13, 2020 12:46
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Some people don't work and get money just by owning things like landlords and trust fund morons.
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Blockade posted:Some people don't work and get money just by owning things like landlords and trust fund morons. hosed up if true
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Feb 13, 2020 13:58
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influencers have it very hard, they gotta pretend to care and one bad tweet could end their whole career #notallheros
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Blockade posted:Some people don't work and get money just by owning things like landlords and trust fund morons. Yeah I'd love to break into real estate for that reason. Would be nice to get a nice stock of properties going, especially commercial becuase I feel like renters take better care of their businesses than they do their rental homes. But it's expensive as all gently caress here (yeah yeah, I know someone is gonna tell me all about how the bay area is sooooo much worse, stfu) Being a landlord still requires work I guess, but if the guy that owns my office building is any indication, it's not that tough. Dude just shows up and uses the gym in the basement, walks around and makes sure the place isn't trashed, and anything Biohazard fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Feb 13, 2020 |
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Feb 13, 2020 16:45
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I work the night shift at the dick sucking factory and spend my days at the park cold-sucking for new clients.
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Feb 13, 2020 16:54
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You should consider a referral program
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Feb 13, 2020 17:03
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I work the night shift at the dick sucking factory and spend my days at the park cold-sucking for new clients. cold sucking at the park is a violation of company policy.
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Feb 13, 2020 17:17
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jokes posted:The scam is called "consulting" I actually do this and it's pretty rad. Well, I have a full time gig and a design consultation gig that I can fit into the free time of the other job so I still have decent work/life balance.
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Feb 13, 2020 17:27
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If you "manage" other people's labor for a living you don't actually work. It's like being less than nothing.
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Feb 13, 2020 17:34
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My job is to make sure you do your job
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oldpainless posted:My job is to make sure you do your job 
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Feb 13, 2020 17:42
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oldpainless posted:My job is to make sure you do your job I thought fluffers were made redundant by viagra
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Feb 13, 2020 17:46
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oldpainless posted:My job is to make sure you do your job Ahh, management. I worked management for a while, made really great money for essentially accomplishing nothing, but wanting to die a little more each day.
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Feb 13, 2020 17:54
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Actually I hang out at the park to watch and photograph children as part of my job with the .... Uh, police.
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Feb 13, 2020 18:07
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a mysterious cloak posted:Ahh, management. I worked management for a while, made really great money for essentially accomplishing nothing, but wanting to die a little more each day. This is what I'm talking about. I'm willing to trade my satisfaction with a job for a bunch of money and free time.
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Feb 13, 2020 18:44
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didnt you know OP, programmers outsource all their work to some code farm in India for pennies on the dollar and then just coast around doing nothing until it comes back and they can present it to their boss as their own product.
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kecske posted:didnt you know OP, programmers outsource all their work to some code farm in India for pennies on the dollar and then just coast around doing nothing until it comes back and they can present it to their boss as their own product. Is this actually legit? I've heard this elsewhere, but could never tell if people were joking around or if it was rare.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:00
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Biohazard posted:Is this actually legit? I've heard this elsewhere, but could never tell if people were joking around or if it was rare. They get it off Google for free instead.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:05
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Rabid Snake posted:Ever worked in a hospital? i worked at a place that tried this and everyone thought it sounded cool until all your days off were in the middle of the week while all of your friends had weekends off
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Feb 13, 2020 19:07
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Il Federale posted:i worked at a place that tried this and everyone thought it sounded cool until all your days off were in the middle of the week while all of your friends had weekends off I have the opposite problem. I work the standard mon-fri business hours but none of my friends. I'm all alone on the weekends because everyone is working. lol nice society, good job.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:16
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Biohazard posted:Is this actually legit? I've heard this elsewhere, but could never tell if people were joking around or if it was rare. It is absolutely legit. The problem is when they get caught because they didn’t screen the code at all, and it contains comments or something written in a language you don’t speak.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:21
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Colonel Cancer posted:Most office jobs don't require real work Where the gently caress are these office jobs? I keep getting hired at office jobs that micromanage you.
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Feb 13, 2020 20:01
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Bored posted:Where the gently caress are these office jobs? I keep getting hired at office jobs that micromanage you. It’s those jobs. The micromanager is an aberrant employee.
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Feb 13, 2020 20:05
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I work four 10 hour shifts with Wednesdays off so I show up at weird times and see exactly what you're talking about OP. Yes it feels really good to be out of those days while people are working 
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1. web development 2. "management" "consulting" 2*. chicago police 2**. aldermannic staff 2***. day traders 3. real estate 4. stage 3 funded startup, no MVP, no customers 4*. dive bartender 5. gig based workers 6. people in child care 7. people who "homeschool" or "no-school" their kids 8. people who teach at charter schools All of these people take up room at any cafe on the overserved north/northwest sides of chicago. I worked in one of the most maligned industries (options exchange) and I still found these people more bankrupt, "bootstrap" extolling, complaining about a black pedestrian they saw had new jordans on, or a nicer phone than theirs, etc., etc.
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Bored posted:Where the gently caress are these office jobs? I keep getting hired at office jobs that micromanage you. Come back when you are digging ditches for a living buddeh.
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