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edge computing is a bulletpoint on the box of a sex robot
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ergonomic (in reference to code) angers me. opinionated is also terrible.
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Feb 14, 2020 13:30
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psiox posted:it is part of the natural data lifecycle As someone who is learning about building data driven processes around existing processes I hate everything about this because I've only seen these words used by people who never actually do anything.
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Feb 14, 2020 14:07
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psiox posted:it is part of the natural data lifecycle no I do not
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Feb 14, 2020 14:26
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technical debt is a term that means everything and nothing, just as often used by whiny perfectionists who want to rewrite perfectly functioning things in the new cool language/framework/style, as it is used by desperate maintainers who haven't had a good nights sleep in 17 years because the creaky mess basically wont run without severe sacrifices of human life
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Feb 14, 2020 14:27
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:technical debt is a term that means everything and nothing, just as often used by whiny perfectionists who want to rewrite perfectly functioning things in the new cool language/framework/style, as it is used by desperate maintainers who haven't had a good nights sleep in 17 years because the creaky mess basically wont run without severe sacrifices of human life Also by idiot leaders who have never written a single line of anything that has ever gone to prod.
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Feb 14, 2020 14:47
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psiox posted:it is part of the natural data lifecycle
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Feb 14, 2020 15:54
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Our code sublimates data into data ether 
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Feb 14, 2020 16:06
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Feb 14, 2020 16:08
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made with ♥️
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Feb 14, 2020 16:12
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CAP theorem (used by people who do not understand the CAP theorem)
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Feb 14, 2020 16:13
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Feb 14, 2020 16:16
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people calling any labelled transition system a state machine
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Feb 14, 2020 16:17
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theadder posted:but i dont train a neural network op
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Feb 14, 2020 16:23
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Code smell
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Feb 14, 2020 16:49
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:people calling any labelled transition system a state machine
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code smell is real
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Code smell is real because your code stinks. Reeks, even.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:04
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yes, sometimes its quite bad
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Feb 14, 2020 17:09
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Code is inherently smelly. That's why you need No Code.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:11
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Please do not remind me of the recurring "No writing code required" fad of IDEs.
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Feb 14, 2020 17:13
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i thought it was a pearl jam album
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Feb 14, 2020 18:56
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imo code generators are the best programs.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:56
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i mean other than buttbot
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Feb 14, 2020 19:57
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:people calling any labelled transition system a state machine snorted out my data dew
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Feb 14, 2020 20:14
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rotor posted:
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dragon enthusiast posted:buttbot is the crowning achievement of our modern times
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Feb 14, 2020 22:05
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Sham bam bamina! posted:compile this is a really good one, a historic misnomer used so consistently today that people rarely reflect on it
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Feb 14, 2020 23:26
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dads friend steve posted:CAP theorem (used by people who do not understand the CAP theorem)
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DAG
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Feb 15, 2020 01:19
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the next person who says the words “service mesh” to me. .. they are in trouble!!
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Feb 15, 2020 01:20
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principled
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Feb 15, 2020 02:28
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rotor posted:i mean other than buttbot buttbot is the only good software
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Feb 15, 2020 02:52
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ask (as a noun) circle back
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elegant
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Feb 15, 2020 05:00
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Captain Foo posted:buttbot is the only good software
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“I’ll ping you when we’re ready”
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devops. make work rear end fake job
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