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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
michaelservices

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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
homoiconic

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
new rule: they have to be real programming buzzwords, words you make up don't count

invlwhen
Jul 28, 2012

please do your best
serverless

invlwhen
Jul 28, 2012

please do your best

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
quantum

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
source of truth

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
the other day an interviewer asked me if i could make a python dict immutable, for speed

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

rotor posted:

edge computing definitely has a maoist vibe to it

fog computing has more of a moist vibe to it

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Corla Plankun posted:

the other day an interviewer asked me if i could make a python dict immutable, for speed

hell, why not?

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
i'm glad people stopped saying omakase

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

swarm

Corla Plankun posted:

the other day an interviewer asked me if i could make a python dict immutable, for speed

important_dict_DO_NOT_CHANGE_WILL_BREAK_THINGS = {"butt":'touch'}

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
he was a scala guy and I dont think he knew python at all but was just trying his best to relate to a planger

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Corla Plankun posted:

the other day an interviewer asked me if i could make a python dict immutable, for speed

wha ? like uh wut ?

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

he was actually “low-key” “throwing shade” on python and u failed the interview by not clapping back

mystes
May 31, 2006

One persistent data structure in exchange for one dose of speed.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
lgtm

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
SOAP

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
repository

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
dependency

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

wdyt?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

more like suppository!!

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

“RESTful”, especially when they just mean “uses http”

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AtomD posted:

code smell, i guess

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
“worthless”,

tired of having someone throw the buzzword “worthless” when they read my code

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

full stack

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
debug

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
if this thread were made 20 years ago i'd say middleware

at least the obsession with that has died out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raBRJImHCZw

tempted to start a 'pyf ibm commercial' thread now hrrrrrm

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Poopernickel posted:

"modern c++", which means "the c++ that I use, not the c++ that anybody else uses"
this but everything

Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Feb 17, 2020

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
"best practices": same deal

like, I get the drive to avoid doing dumb things but guess what: your org also produces some poo poo, and it also stinks

mystes
May 31, 2006

Opinionated, although it seems like it peaked a couple years ago and is being used less.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
at the last place where I drew a paycheck (which is not to say that I worked) I had a polite but disheartening argument with one of the "devs" about asking dev candidates what they've done when their project wasn't following best practices. He only wanted people on the team who said they would dig in and stomp their feet every time best practices weren't 100% followed. I don't know what kind of career trajectory produces a guy who thinks like that (the guy I was arguing with).

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

psiox posted:

if this thread were made 20 years ago i'd say middleware

at least the obsession with that has died out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raBRJImHCZw

tempted to start a 'pyf ibm commercial' thread now hrrrrrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhGkxkzmPbQ

Portland Sucks
Dec 21, 2004
༼ 㤠◕_◕ ༽ã¤
ephemeral

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

cattle

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

psiox posted:

middleware

I love this because if you write a lot of middleware these days you're a data engineer!

America Inc.
Nov 22, 2013

I plan to live forever, of course, but barring that I'd settle for a couple thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.

This is getting kinda meta

The Sponge
Sep 15, 2006
Grimey Drawer

yeah but is it a buzzword if it dates back to ibm 1933 to 1945

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

The Sponge posted:

yeah but is it a buzzword if it dates back to ibm 1933 to 1945

:prepop:

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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

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