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Gazpacho posted:"best practices": same deal there's a whole breed of devs who are world class experts on eslint configs and systems architecture but entirely unable to build a operationally same program
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pointsofdata posted:there's a whole breed of devs who are world class experts on eslint configs and systems architecture but entirely unable to build a operationally same program The vendor's first version of the app crashed under single-digit user load and the followup version wasn't on track to be any better. Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Feb 17, 2020 |
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The Management posted:opinionated 'reason about' 'decorate' not programming specific but 'reach out to'
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here's one so basic it's easy to overlook 'coding' yeah that's what some poor schmuck that has to translate medical records into a format that insurance companies can attach dollar amounts to does, it's more or less a 1:1 correspondence thing gently caress i hate anyone asking me 'are you a coder??' like no i actually figure out how to solve problems (mostly) programmatically and then make it happen
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psiox posted:gently caress i hate anyone asking me 'are you a coder??' same, but because i am deeply ashamed
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once a neighbor came to me and asked me if i was a coder and i felt a bit ashamed and i told him "yeah, its that obvious huh" and he told me thats because he once saw me carrying computer gear back from the shop then he asked me which language i use and i said c++ and he was disappointed and said "ah. im a java developer" and he never talked to me ever again
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speaking as someone that only uses languages made for dummies, i'm always intimidated by people that do real poo poo like gently caress a template, gently caress a boost, i'll be writing shell script to the best of my ability, but thank you for your service
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memory janitoring is for chumps, it's 2020, we have machines to do that now. C programmers are basically the Amish.
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Zlodo posted:then he asked me which language i use and i said c++ and he was disappointed and said "ah. im a java developer" and he never talked to me ever again all is well that ends well
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rotor posted:memory janitoring is for chumps, it's 2020, we have machines to do that now. C programmers are basically the Amish. still don't have a garbage collector that can work with your posts, so
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rotor posted:transpiler bigot
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Captain Foo posted:still don't have a garbage collector that can work with your posts, so the AUDACITY
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Captain Foo posted:still don't have a garbage collector that can work with your posts, so Just in time  s
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the last place i worked, which was also one of the worst and most inept businesses i've ever been a part of, really liked this word: 'solutioning' they would often use 'solution' as a verb and every time it underscored that they had no business doing anything with software
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it's not a programming buzzword and I have failed to bring it into the mainstream but i hereby reproduce this anecdote from real life with zero exaggeration. [sitting in a meeting, talking about the release] VP: so how close are we to the original release plan Product Manager 1: We're looking at about 70, 80% complete VP: did [FEATURE] make it? PM: [pauses] we talked to the stakeholders and decided that given the time frame that [FEATURE] was not happenable It's great and I love it
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me & gar both tried to bring it mainstream but it just hasn't caught on.
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psiox posted:the last place i worked, which was also one of the worst and most inept businesses i've ever been a part of, really liked this word:
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rotor posted:me & gar both tried to bring it mainstream but it just hasn't caught on. lexical mainstreaming just wasn't happenable
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crunch crunch is the sound of biting into a nice treat, not the sound of exchanging your will to live so burndown liney go down down clap clap
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