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sports posted:Goon condom thread about having an average length but very thick penis Girthy.
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My wife is cancer free!Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i love ur dead gay dad, op Then you're going to love my front-page article, Thursday
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Did you kill them No, we just broke up because we couldn't understand each other well enough, even though I tried. The male gaze can end up being poison so easily, especially when you have woman-sized breasts at 12 years old. One of the women I'm thinking about never really ended up trusting me because she was working through things on her own, and the other expected literal perfection and if she didn't get it she'd threaten to leave, and eventually we decided to break up. This is probably off topic. I was just thinking about boobies and it's got me reminiscin Drunk Nerds posted:My wife is cancer free! congrats
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Drunk Nerds posted:My wife is cancer free! aside from in the metaphorical sense anyways sudonim posted:I feel for people who have boob/ball cancer & gotta get one or both of their set removed. For a lot of people that part of the body feels like a part of who they are, beyond physically, so it's something imagine hurts to lose in an entire dimension beyond surgical recovery. I dunno, I don't feel like I have that much investment in having 2 balls. Like if I did get ball cancer or whatever I don't think I'd demand getting a fake testicle to replace it. One would be enough.
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Klyith posted:I dunno, I don't feel like I have that much investment in having 2 balls. Like if I did get ball cancer or whatever I don't think I'd demand getting a fake testicle to replace it. One would be enough. In Wolfenstein II the lady leader of the resistance makes the great point of questioning why "balls" would end up being used as a synonym for being tough and strong. Two little fleshy bits that are so fragile they can't even live inside your body and simply rest in their little skin envelope hidden away from all conflict? THOSE are the things we're going to use to represent masculine strength? Aside from that I agree with you, a prosthetic like that is super unnecessary. Plus it'd be a great party trick, to only have one nut
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Drunk Nerds posted:My wife is cancer free! Congratulations on your wife's tits! (That comment usually gets me in trouble at social events)
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Feb 14, 2020 21:50
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please stop saying "humblebrag" itt, I don't really want to be associated with it
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Play posted:Aside from that I agree with you, a prosthetic like that is super unnecessary. Plus it'd be a great party trick, to only have one nut
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sudonim posted:You're thinking too small, get the prosthetic but not just one. Think of how much better a party trick to have three or even four balls! one gigantic, cue ball sized nut would be pretty great
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Feb 14, 2020 21:54
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Play posted:one gigantic, cue ball sized nut would be pretty great Russian stacking nuts
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Play posted:one gigantic, cue ball sized nut would be pretty great What about 10,000 baby-sized nuts?
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Feb 14, 2020 21:57
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Bet none of you got the quads to augment your nuts
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Feb 14, 2020 22:04
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Drunk Nerds posted:My wife is cancer free! Grazts on your wife's amazing cancer-free cans
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Feb 14, 2020 22:22
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Ops wife has some amazing tits, that's for sure
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Colonel Cancer posted:Bet none of you got the quads to augment your nuts two-nut-centric much? in the future, please use the term nut(s)
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Drunk Nerds posted:My wife is cancer free! I am so f7ck8ng glad Jesus christ Whew Now I can tell you I was angry and horrified i felt like poo poo LOL oh well.peace and kisses 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Bet none of you got the quads to augment your nuts It's not my quads tha make my nuts quasi invisible. It's my massive Panniculus.
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Spinz posted:I am so f7ck8ng glad Sorry, Spinz!
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Drunk Nerds posted:Sorry, Spinz! Its ok like i say this news of yours is so fantastic  Tell me about this front page article thing tho please
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Feb 15, 2020 00:13
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Please don’t post about your front page article
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jazzyhattrick posted:I had a lump there once OP. They just give you an ultrasound. Was pretty embarrasing and uncomfortable, but at least I got the all clear. Hey, I've had that done! It wasn't horribly uncomfortable for me, but yeah, super embarrassing. When she started, she explained that I could hear the heartbeat because the device picks up your pulse, so no, I'm not pregnant. I says "I was just about to ask if it's a boy or a girl." She says "I dunno, but it's definitely twins!" That's when I realized she's heard literally every joke about a zillion times and I'm not clever in the slightest. I think that was more embarrassing than the rest of it.
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1redflag posted:Please don’t post about your front page article Oh cmon grumpy
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Drunk Nerds posted:My wife is cancer free! Klyith posted:I dunno, I don't feel like I have that much investment in having 2 balls. Like if I did get ball cancer or whatever I don't think I'd demand getting a fake testicle to replace it. One would be enough. I had an ex who dated a guy who lost a ball to cancer, and she only ever referred to him as "the guy with one ball". So it was awkward when we ran into him and she said "Oh, this is my ex [Name] that I told you about," and I had no idea who he was until after he left.
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Thanks for the kind words! This is known as a "sniffing scalpel." It combines a regular electronic scalpel with a mass spectrometer to help the surgeon identify where the tumor ends and begins. It was used to cut out a 1 cm tumor, today. At first, I was relieved that the tumor was so small, but then my wife pointed out it was malignant, which is super dangerous even when the original source was removed. She also pointed out that they caught my dad's prostate cancer when it was the size of a pinhead, and he's no longer with us. You can probably see why I'm in charge of cheering my family up. If the person with the tumor is under 45, as my wife is, the survival rate is 95% at this stage. Someone 30 years older has 4 times the risk of death. Still only about 1 in 5, but statistically more significant. But that's for all tumors, I'm having trouble finding data on breast cancer death by age correlated with malignant tumors. Still, someone under 45 has an amazing chance of surviving. Which would be great news if they had cut it out of my wife's chest, today. But they didn't. They cut it out of my mom's.
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Reading this thread I'm not sure what is stranger.... A) Posters talking like they know the size each other's (partners) boobs when obviously they don't. B) The uncomfortable possibility that, actually, they do know.
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Sorry about your mom, Nerds. I hope that she recovers well! My mum had cervical cancer and ended up having a radical hysterectomy. Thankfully there doesn't seem to be any sign of it returning.
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drat, cerv cancer is no joke, it's killed two of my friends. Did she catch it early?
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Well all night I've wondered what, if anything to say. Decided to say that that^ was well written enough that I had a physical reaction, like a chill wave, of surprised horror at the end there. Maybe it was exacerbated by my earlier relief, I dunno. Best wishes and fingers crossed for your mom, Nerds
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Can I stick my dick in these to find out if I have penis cancer? Sorry, may have been asked.
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Drunk Nerds posted:drat, cerv cancer is no joke, it's killed two of my friends. Did she catch it early? They caught it at stage 2 and did a bit of radiation therapy but ultimately they just decided to do the hysterectomy. I'm just glad that they managed to catch it at all!
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Drunk Nerds posted:Thanks for the kind words! Wait so your wife's incredible tits are cancerous? Goondolences to the op may your wife's large breasts have a speedy recovery
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kazr posted:Wait so your wife's incredible tits are cancerous? Goondolences to the op No, it's his mom's massive mammaries that were made malignant. His wife's wumbo wobblers are wonderfully wholesome.
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Who What Now posted:No, it's his mom's massive mammaries that were made malignant. His wife's wumbo wobblers are wonderfully wholesome. Awesome aliteration.
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