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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Get toothpaste with the cap attached lol She’d leave it open. Problem unsolved
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Get rid of all toothpaste, that'll learn 'em
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Feb 13, 2020 23:32
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Colonel Cancer posted:Get rid of all toothpaste, that'll learn 'em I,took it out several times lol Mrs sexual attempt 
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Feb 13, 2020 23:34
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Burt Sexual posted:I,took it out several times lol Just get toothpaste with a flip cap, my man. E: Didn't read the top of the page. Make her brush with baking soda. Then the worst she can do is leave the box open to absorb odors Who What Now fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Feb 13, 2020 |
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Feb 13, 2020 23:38
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Who What Now posted:Just get toothpaste with a flip cap, my man. Please reread my posts Jfc! Kids! Goons!
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Feb 13, 2020 23:43
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Kinda E/N but I lost my father almost two years ago because he passed away from cancer. And as someone who was the only person able to take care of him let me tell you it is not fun. After his funeural was over I basically told my mom and the rest of my family I am never getting married and I am never having kids. I do not want to put someone through what I had to go through. gently caress that poo poo.
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Feb 13, 2020 23:44
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Not trying to devalue your tragedy, but  slowly and painfully dying from a fatal condition isn't the only way it has to go, especially in the distant future. Losing people can gently caress you up, I know that first hand, but if you feel like it's stopping you from achieving basic social needs  might be a good idea.
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Feb 13, 2020 23:49
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Burt Sexual posted:Please reread my posts Jfc! Kids! Goons! its fine though if the cap is off its just for 12 hours or less
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Feb 13, 2020 23:52
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:its fine though if the cap is off its just for 12 hours or less Poop citations needed
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Feb 13, 2020 23:55
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Colonel Cancer posted:Losing people can gently caress you up, I know that first hand, but if you feel like it's stopping you from achieving basic social needs So what you are saying is I should have a kid and it will make me feel better? Not the first time I heard that and I am willing to bet it won't be the last! What basic social needs are we talking about here? Intimacy?
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Feb 13, 2020 23:56
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If you think of the poop particles as a beneficial boost to your immune system, suddenly it becomes very very good!
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Feb 13, 2020 23:56
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Burt Sexual posted:Poop citations needed I’m not sure your family understands where toothpaste goes
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Feb 13, 2020 23:58
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Katamari Democracy posted:So what you are saying is I should have a kid and it will make me feel better? Not the first time I heard that and I am willing to bet it won't be the last! Nah lol I'm just saying if someone's death is causing you to cut yourself off from the world at large, you probably could use some help. I wouldn't recommend having kids in today's world unless you are rich af and at least a little amoral but I'm just a goon.
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Feb 13, 2020 23:59
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:I’m not sure your family understands where toothpaste goes I started hiding it in my underwear drawer. Funny thing is they both have their own special prescription toothpaste as we live w o flouride in the water. Shits $20 a tube. Use it kids.
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Feb 14, 2020 00:02
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Colonel Cancer posted:Nah lol I'm just saying if someone's death is causing you to cut yourself off from the world at large, you probably could use some help. Ahh. Well I guess everyone's situation is different like my story is. I don't want to dwell on it and boo hoo up the thread but my family is rich, didnt help me being the only caretaker, and when he died my family stole everything he had, kicked me out of the house, and basically loved to kick me while I was down and recovering. ymmv but I do not want my child to take care of me in my final days. Throw me in hospice and be done with it.
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Feb 14, 2020 00:02
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Flip-cap toothpaste leads to problems with children, this is a known and understood thing. Think of how this evolves later in life. It's one of the first instances where a child takes advantage of the concept of "gently caress it, someone else'll take care of this obvious problem" but nobody does and everybody gets mad. This is why Burts wife made the powerpoint.
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Feb 14, 2020 00:04
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Burt Sexual posted:I started hiding it in my underwear drawer. Funny thing is they both have their own special prescription toothpaste as we live w o flouride in the water. Shits $20 a tube. Use it kids. Their pineal glands are uncalcified by the man and therefore they are free spirits
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Katamari Democracy posted:Ahh. Well I guess everyone's situation is different like my story is. I don't want to dwell on it and boo hoo up the thread but my family is rich, didnt help me being the only caretaker, and when he died my family stole everything he had, kicked me out of the house, and basically loved to kick me while I was down and recovering. Eh I'm with you on the latter. I'm a big supporter of the euthanasia movement and when I get old and infirm beyond a certain point I'm not even gonna consider the legal status of it.
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Feb 14, 2020 00:05
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Burt Sexual posted:Poop citations needed Your brush heads are caked with aerosolized poo already, what's a little more in the toothpaste?
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Feb 14, 2020 00:20
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Who What Now posted:Your brush heads are caked with aerosolized poo already, what's a little more in the toothpaste? Yeah! It builds character and a healthy immune system in one fell poop
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Feb 14, 2020 00:22
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Burt Sexual posted:we live w o flouride in the water. Burt for crying out loud
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Captain Yossarian posted:Burt for crying out loud It’s a community well Who What Now posted:Your brush heads are caked with aerosolized poo already, what's a little more in the toothpaste? Mine is in the cabinet like a responsible adult does
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Feb 14, 2020 00:41
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Jay_Zombie posted:No kids for me. I have a father, and I never want to be like that. A lot of the best dads I know had terrible fathers.
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Feb 14, 2020 00:43
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Burt Sexual posted:It’s a community well Burt do you live in a medieval village???? 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Not trying to devalue your tragedy, but is that just a really long winded way of telling someone to jump off a bridge?
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tbqh i dont know why they make toothpastes that aren't flip-cap. who wants to unscrew a little separate piece of plastic and set it down while I squozed the toofpaste onto the brush, and then have to set down my toothbrush so I can pick up the little cap again and screw it onto the tube?
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Feb 14, 2020 01:49
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I don't have kids but I do have a 7 year old nephew. He likes to open cabinets to get things like cups or plates like a normal functioning person, but then he just wanders away without closing the cabinet door every single time and I can't... deal with it.
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Feb 14, 2020 01:53
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Doctor Dogballs posted:is that just a really long winded way of telling someone to jump off a bridge? ...Nooo? Although I can see how someone might read it that way lol
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Doctor Dogballs posted:is that just a really long winded way of telling someone to jump off a bridge? I think it was actually the opposite of that. Edit: I'm childless and not a misogynist so take that, internet guy. I can see some overlap with incels there though so I see from where you are coming. TehSaurus fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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Feb 14, 2020 02:07
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:I'm so glad me and the wife agreed that we're better off without kids. Of mice and men style
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Feb 14, 2020 02:16
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Doctor Dogballs posted:tbqh i dont know why they make toothpastes that aren't flip-cap. who wants to unscrew a little separate piece of plastic and set it down while I squozed the toofpaste onto the brush, and then have to set down my toothbrush so I can pick up the little cap again and screw it onto the tube? I have two functional hands
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Feb 14, 2020 02:25
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Burt Sexual posted:I have two functional hands
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Burt Sexual posted:It’s a community well If it's within ten feet of the toilet then it better be an airtight cabinet because otherwise 
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Relayer posted:I don't have kids but I do have a 7 year old nephew. He likes to open cabinets to get things like cups or plates like a normal functioning person, but then he just wanders away without closing the cabinet door every single time and I can't... deal with it. I share a house with people in their late 20's and they do the same thing. They also take a cup or plate outside to eat and drink, and then just leave it out there for days. It will pile up a bit and then after a week they go 'hey where are all the dishes?' with genuine confusion. Then you point at their pile, and they go 'ohh haha, sorry' and do it again once everything has been washed. If my childhood experience is anything to go by, yell at your kids until they do the things you expect them to do, and constantly remind them how good they have it because of everything you do for them. Physical discipline is not needed, just make them feel bad for disappointing you, and rarely show them physical affection. They will hate you in later life, and basic stuff like mowing the lawn, the smell of engine oil, or pumping up their bike tyres will trigger childhood PTSD, but they will clean up after themselves and turn off light switches in every room they exit from until they die.
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Oh poo poo, the light switches... $220 last month, I’m like come the gently caress on turn off the 10 lightbulb vanity make up mirror thing in the morning Burt angry atm sorry
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Feb 14, 2020 02:42
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My kids rock love them, being a parent is extremely difficult and challenging but also immensely rewarding My parents weren’t great but having bad parents doesn’t doom you to being a bad parent
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Feb 14, 2020 02:49
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:I'm so glad me and the wife agreed that we're better off without kids. Howdy, Fastball, when's the new album coming?
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Feb 14, 2020 04:20
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Relayer posted:I don't have kids but I do have a 7 year old nephew. He likes to open cabinets to get things like cups or plates like a normal functioning person, but then he just wanders away without closing the cabinet door every single time and I can't... deal with it. My wife does this, and the 17 month old comes along and closes all the doors/drawers... bless him.. curse her.
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Tom Gorman posted:it was like the elephant man of toothpaste caps. Elephant toothpaste is neither elephant nor toothpaste.
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