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Escape From Noise

There will be a meeting to discuss this in more detail Monday at 9 am. We'll provide donuts. Now let me introduce you to your new robotic overlor-boss.
https://www.amazon.com/Double-Telepresence-Generation-Discontinued-manufacturer/dp/B00K2Z8LRW

# ? Feb 14, 2020 11:49

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# ? Apr 17, 2024 01:01

Escape From Noise

[whispering to co-workers] I heard they slept their way to the top

# ? Feb 14, 2020 12:03

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

it's 2020, you'd think there would have been a few advances in teledildonics, but here we are

# ? Feb 14, 2020 12:23

google THIS

"Oh yeah, little skinny guy, about 4 feet tall, square face? Yeah, he works right down the hall."

Day 113: They still don't suspect a thing.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 21:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

weed cat posted:

it's 2020, you'd think there would have been a few advances in teledildonics, but here we are

Big Dick Daddy's has not ONE man rear end on wheels, not ONE.

It's a travesty; we can hotwire a crash landed alien spaceship and fly it around and piss off the US military but can we get decent teledildonics? NOooo...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 21:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

how's a loving broomstick on wheels gonna suck a drat dick?

# ? Feb 14, 2020 23:45

wearing a lampshade

What if the dick sucking trolley robot had a wand instead of a dick sucking hole

# ? Feb 14, 2020 23:49

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

"Oh yeah, little skinny guy, about 4 feet tall, square face? Yeah, he works right down the hall."

Day 113: They still don't suspect a thing.

lol

# ? Feb 15, 2020 00:51

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

hacking dick sucking trolly bot's screen to change the image to goatse and laughing at the resulting pandemonium

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 03:45

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i shouldnt be posting this but I did artwork for a unity program for one of those dick sucking robots linked in the OP

it was a robot buddy that moved around a convention booth and didnt suck dicks

# ? Feb 15, 2020 04:30