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Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)



It's that time of year again for sports related valentines and/or poems.



Mailing out valentines?
Don't be in a hurry
please take a seat
I've got bad news, Mr. Curry


If you give me consent
I'll show you my tongue is pliant
I'll go down on you harder
than the chopper with Kobe Bryant


Violets are blue
roses are red
Holy poo poo J Bo collapsed
dude I think he's dead

https://twitter.com/DucksNPucks/status/1227437131083026432

I race to post tweets
in an effort for clout
copy and pasting
Bruce Boudreau is out

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1228348283850035206

Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Feb 14, 2020

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Torts did work out,
It gives me a thrill.
But with his team, tenured less,
Than has Jeff Blashill.

If Playoffs started today,
Only one team would be in.
That it's the team they gave up on?
Gives me a grin.

Bread wanted a Big Apple,
And a big entourage.
He won't play past April,
But he's got his garage.

I had hard feelings for him,
But then he dissed Putin.
I like him again,
Just hope :ussr: doesn't start shootin'.

:cop: wanted big bucks.
Criticism, not his fix.
So he got $10M in Florida,
3.32, .896

This season would be bad,
Dead Korpi? Slim pickins.
But then came the beauty,
Known as Elvis Merzlikins.

His season started poorly.
Were his expectations true?
But then we realized we Can't
Help Falling In Love With You.

He returned to Vegas,
From Latvia, quite far.
And yet, he pitched a shutout,
And played his guitar.

Talking gittars, hey Dutchy,
With his honky-tonk signs.
He's still coached by a "John",
Only this one's named Hynes.
_
NASCAR's talking penalties,
For tracks lacking fans.
I'm sure this will work as well,
As all their other great plans.

"Your Regularly-Scheduled Adrenaline Rush."
Standard start times? Great plans!
That's why it's no more,
Had to bring in West Coast fans.

Brian France's NASCAR ruined,
Like it got hit by a comet.
I'm glad he's gone,
Hope he's face down in vomit.

Trump's 500 Grand Marshal,
He'll give the Command.
"MI-NI MIKE is 5'4",
Seriously, he can't stand on a box. Don't give him a box.
And you know what else? Yeah, I sent Rudy to Ukraine.
I did it. I lied. You're not going to do anything about it.
The GOP is loyal, except that traitor Romney. :sad:
It was all a hoax. Faaaake Noooos.
We're going to keep America Great..."
(four more hours of derailed, off-topic, incoherent gibberish from the Fuhrer which doesn't meet the cadence of the original poem, while fans fall asleep and the race doesn't start until 11:45pm).

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Feb 16, 2020

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB



Stars don't look too bad
Playoffs would be a Bowness
Come back Radulove

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



DJExile
Jun 27, 2007





Lol this took me a second

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida



https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1228344192079974400

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it


Roses are red
Like a Solo brand cup
My love for you
Is something I'll never *bang bang*

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

Cocaine Bear posted:

Stars don't look too bad
Playoffs would be a Bowness
Come back Radulove

Stars season is crazy
Some nights are a bore
Where is the team I love--
HOLY poo poo SEGUIN SCORED!!!!!:siren:

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006


Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007


TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

I'M JUST HERE TO KISS TITTIESS AND WIN FOOTBALL GAMES!
(AND GET EVERYBODY FIRED)



Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012



Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB




Jesus.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!



:five:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

ホームラン!



A few more of these:











TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past


That Eddy Curry story. Jesus.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



Talking gittars, hey Dutchy,
With his honky-tonk signs.
He's still coached by a "John",
Only this one's named Hynes.


:tviv:

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