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Escape From Noise

Pssst! Hey! Welcome to the secret society meeting. It's a secret though so keep it under your hat!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:43

Escape From Noise

First order of business: What's our name?

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:38

Yinlock

i'd like to motion that we change the Secret Society Shoes for something more subtle, like maybe a ring or bracelet

i keep having to answer questions about why my shoes are whispering "secret secret secret secret" whenever i walk anywhere

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:40

Escape From Noise

Yinlock posted:

i'd like to motion that we change the Secret Society Shoes for something more subtle, like maybe a ring or bracelet

i keep having to answer questions about why my shoes are whispering "secret secret secret secret" whenever i walk anywhere

I vote to overrule.

I think the shoes are fly

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:44

Historical Wizards

I keep asking what the plan for tomorrow is, but people keep saying it's a secret...

Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

# ? Feb 14, 2020 19:51

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

*Walks in full gimp suite* Oh, sorry - I thought this was the Private Society meeting. My bad... *sweating profusely*

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:23

Goons Are Gifts

Can we vote in secret, please? I don't want to feel the pressure of knowing what you vote for, it may secretly affect my decision.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:34

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

Can we vote in secret, please? I don't want to feel the pressure of knowing what you vote for, it may secretly affect my decision.

Yes but what we are voting on must also be kept secret

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:35

Goons Are Gifts

Alright but whether or not a vote is in process must also be kept secret, else this might get confusing.

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:37

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Do we have a secret handshake yet? We gotta have a secret handshake

sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 20:52

Historical Wizards

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Yes but what we are voting on must also be kept secret

To quote Marx, "Whatever it is, I'm against it."

Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

# ? Feb 14, 2020 21:02

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Whoria Discordia posted:

Do we have a secret handshake yet? We gotta have a secret handshake

we did but uhhh.... *glares at other society members* we forgot how it goes

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 21:56

biosterous

i might be a loyal member or a spy, but i can't tell you which, it's a secret!!!!

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 14, 2020 22:03

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Whoria Discordia posted:

Do we have a secret handshake yet? We gotta have a secret handshake

we do but its a seecret :ssh:

# ? Feb 14, 2020 22:09

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

telling the other society members i'll see them at the next meeting and never showing up was my secret plan all along!

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 22:13

Yinlock

i will now demonstrate the secret hand signal, you will only be shown once so memorize it carefully

turn around

i can't do it when people are watching

# ? Feb 14, 2020 23:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

even the secret handshake is a secret! everything is a secret!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 23:51

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

even the secret handshake is a secret! everything is a secret!

shh! you've said too much!

# ? Feb 14, 2020 23:55

biosterous

guys i'm starting to think our secret masked leader might not be who they say they are

especially since one time i secretly pretended to be the secret masked leader and none of you caught on!!

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Feb 15, 2020 00:37

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*Wizened old society member loudly discussing the secret society's secrets in public as a horrified newbie looks on*

"look kid, the real secret is that nobody cares"

*newbie walks away enlightened*

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 00:40

TOOT BOOT

*walks around outside shouting 'Does anyone know where the secret society meeting is?'*

# ? Feb 15, 2020 00:48

Jaguars!

Our secret agenda is approving last month's minutes, reading inwards mail and the plant report.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 01:03

Goons Are Gifts

It's actually a secret that there's a secret

# ? Feb 15, 2020 01:12

Jaguars!

I put one of those things on the email saying that it's confidential and please think of the environment before printing this email

# ? Feb 15, 2020 01:14

google THIS

Now that the thread is stickied it'll be easier to hide in plain sight :ninja:

# ? Feb 15, 2020 03:41

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Now that the thread is stickied it'll be easier to hide in plain sight

Just like those Taco Bell reptilians

# ? Feb 15, 2020 04:28

Yinlock

alright, this next item of business is clearance level omega-7, so everyone omega-6 and below leave the room

*every single person leaves including me*

# ? Feb 15, 2020 04:38

Finger Prince

Motion to add an additional track of goofing off in the studio recordings 10 minutes after the end of the final album track.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 06:37

Escape From Noise

Who's bringing the snacks next meeting?

# ? Feb 15, 2020 06:45

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Who's bringing the snacks next meeting?

My oath of secrecy prevents me sharing this information

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:41

Escape From Noise

Fredrik1 posted:

My oath of secrecy prevents me sharing this information

Good. You passed the test.

But also, seriously. We need to figure out who's bringing snacks. I keep getting hangry at these meetings

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:43

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Good. You passed the test.

But also, seriously. We need to figure out who's bringing snacks. I keep getting hangry at these meetings

I have an idea! but it's a secret.

# ? Feb 15, 2020 09:48

Jaguars!

Moved: The host of the meeting must supply chocolate biscuits to any meeting that goes longer than an hour

# ? Feb 15, 2020 10:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

We need to be completely open about the secret society in order to disguise the fact that it's a secret society

# ? Feb 15, 2020 12:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

_{_{_{_{_{im not even here sssshhhhhh}}}}}

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 15, 2020 15:25

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

# ? Feb 15, 2020 15:35

Chevy Slyme: We're Gonna Run.

We're Gonna Crawl.

Kick Down Every Wall.

Where do I order a replacement robe and hood? I accidentally bleached mine.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 00:22

google THIS

"Next slide."

The tech advances to the next slide in the presentation. All the words on the slide are covered in black. So is the rest of the slide. It's a completely black slide, not that it matters much because the TV is also turned off. Also, everyone attending this meeting is blindfolded and wearing earplugs. They're also in a dark soundproofed room 3 miles away.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 00:40

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Uxzuigal posted:

*Walks in full gimp suite* Oh, sorry - I thought this was the Private Society meeting. My bad... *sweating profusely*

# ? Feb 16, 2020 02:38

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:43

Escape From Noise

Hugh Malone posted:

# ? Feb 16, 2020 02:44

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