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Happy Turd Day, goons! How are your turds? My turds seem to be lacking bile. This is due to a stone in my gallbladder that I'll eventually get removed. It isn't an emergency yet. It happens when I eat something that contains a ton of fat - it gets in the way and slows down the release of bile. The brown color will come back eventually
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:Happy Turd Day, goons! How are your turds? I think my stool is lacking bile too. What the gently caress? Okay universe, I get it. I'll make an appointment with my doctor. drat.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:10
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Turd day is just a conspiracy by the greeting card companies to sell more product. 
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Feb 15, 2020 06:12
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every day is turd day for me OP
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Feb 15, 2020 06:14
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sweet thursday posted:I think my stool is lacking bile too. What the gently caress? If it's really that bad I'll vomit some bile up into your anus to restore equilibrium I do this for friends
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Feb 15, 2020 06:16
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:If it's really that bad I'll vomit some bile up into your anus to restore equilibrium I do this for friends I might take you up on that. The science of bile and fecal transplants might surprise us both
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Feb 15, 2020 06:19
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today was a good day none of my turds got lost
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Feb 15, 2020 06:19
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sweet thursday posted:I might take you up on that. The science of bile and fecal transplants might surprise us both I'm surprised already God bless us
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Feb 15, 2020 06:21
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Thanks to another thread on this here forum, I've recently started ingesting a lot more fibers and my turds have gained immensely in overall quality. My bowels have finally assimilated proper poop decorum, at last, and I'm glad we can talk about this. Voting this thread a solid 2.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:26
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Op my mom had gallbladder attack and e had to call an ambulance. She said she thought it was a heart attack and it was very scary for us chilluns. Just want to make you aware of what sounds like something not outside your realm of possibilities. Most of my turds are perfect picklesque no wipers.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:39
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The human feces can actually tell you a lot about your health. If you can, get your stool checked. It just might save our lives. I'm going to make an appointment when I wake up.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:42
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sweet thursday posted:The human feces can actually tell you a lot about your health. It will save both our lives
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Feb 15, 2020 06:44
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I don’t like lookin at poop too close, it’s scary.  
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Feb 15, 2020 06:44
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It may be rare on these forums but I regularly eat vegetables so my turds are of highest quality, and always a delight. I would suggest vegetables to anyone looking to improve the quality of their dumps.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:51
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Feb 15, 2020 06:53
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as if you need a specially designed toilet to admire your poo
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Feb 15, 2020 07:02
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They say blueberries are a superfood with lots of fiber. Hard enough to brush out of your teeth, no one thinks about their anus.
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Feb 15, 2020 10:05
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I don't like to think about shits and making GBS threads. I deeply romanticize the rear end and I'd rather forget its less savory aspects
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Feb 15, 2020 10:10
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Daikloktos posted:I don't like to think about shits and making GBS threads. I deeply romanticize the rear end and I'd rather forget its less savory aspects I dunno dude, I reckon turds would be pretty savory
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Feb 15, 2020 10:21
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Went about an hour ago, probably rate it an 8, maybe even 8.5 outta 10.
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Feb 15, 2020 11:08
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I took a poo poo that was two feet long once, not like one of those coiled rope shits either like essentially two independent well formed large diameter shits in the same 4 minute dook sesh
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Feb 15, 2020 11:13
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I just pushed out a nice long turd and it was brown as can be. See that gallstone hasn't become a major nuisance just yet. Having my gallbladder removed due to it is no doubt happening in my future though
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Feb 15, 2020 15:12
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I drank champagne last night so now I have diarrhea. No discrete turds to speak of.
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Feb 15, 2020 15:21
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smooth as silk thanks to psyllium husk
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Feb 15, 2020 15:39
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Golden brown, texture like sun Lays me down, with my mind she runs Throughout the night, no need to fight Never a frown with golden brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-GUjA67mdc
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Feb 15, 2020 15:43
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What color are your turds without bile I am now also worried I have no bile
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Feb 15, 2020 15:59
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bird with big dick posted:What color are your turds without bile I am now also worried I have no bile He doesnt know what hes talking about, he just wants people to touch their poo and then post about it.
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Feb 15, 2020 16:05
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hahahhahhaahhah *thbtphbpthbpthbpthbpthpbbppp*
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Feb 15, 2020 16:17
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My turds on the outside are dark brown but I fished one out of the bowl and broke it open and the inside is white as snow what does this mean
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Feb 15, 2020 16:45
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Feb 15, 2020 16:49
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I had a runny dump which by all accounts shouldn’t happen on account of all the opioids. I blame Papa John’s, what a garbage pizza.
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Feb 15, 2020 18:07
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bird with big dick posted:My turds on the outside are dark brown but I fished one out of the bowl and broke it open and the inside is white as snow what does this mean Sounds like a normal bird poo poo to me, mr big dick
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Feb 15, 2020 18:09
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bird with big dick posted:What color are your turds without bile I gotta know this too. Also, happy Turd Day.
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Feb 15, 2020 19:26
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Feb 15, 2020 19:38
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Now explain a Nebbiolo
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Feb 15, 2020 19:39
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All my days are sad turd days 
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Feb 15, 2020 20:16
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Took a poop this morning. 4/5 n/b, had to open the window. 
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Feb 15, 2020 20:40
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bird with big dick posted:What color are your turds without bile I am now also worried I have no bile a pale color similar to clay 
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Feb 15, 2020 20:41
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Green is missing one cause: getting shitfaced on blackberry Steel Reserve.
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Feb 15, 2020 21:02
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When you eat fresh beats from the garden with yr grandparents and poo poo "blood" but dont want to scare them so you wait out the weekend until youre home and its better by then anyway.
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