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Help prove this theory. 
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Feb 16, 2020 05:08
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I never knew what he looked like but i can't say any of these photos surprise me one bit |
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Feb 16, 2020 05:50
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This is the only one I had trouble justifying.
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Feb 16, 2020 14:37
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this morning in the shower i thought to myself, wonder if anyone has been able to make even one of these portraits seem reasonable
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Feb 16, 2020 14:53
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Say what you will. He directed the second best Batman film ever made. Leslie H. Martinson is, of course, responsible for the best one. |
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Feb 16, 2020 16:31
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Heather Papps posted:this morning in the shower i thought to myself, wonder if anyone has been able to make even one of these portraits seem reasonable Well I suppose the one by the car could be him talking to his teenage daughter, if he has a teenage daughter (not going to google 'Tim Burton family tree'). And the socks one, a witch could have flown by and changed his normal ankle length trousers and unassuming trainers for stupid socks as a magic prank. Got nothing for the others. E: actually the witch would also have to do a 'stupid boots and hair' spell as well, which does make my suggestion less plausible as I think she would have been too far past him on her broom by the time she'd finished the complicated spell for trouser substitution. Let me do some velocity calcs and get back to you. Peg Sliderskew fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Feb 16, 2020
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Feb 16, 2020 16:33
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This one is from his time as the frontman of a Batman-themed Cure cover band. The early 90s were strange. |
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Feb 16, 2020 20:32
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i like the tim burton movie starring jonnhy depp playing an eccentric but kind protagonist |
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Feb 17, 2020 23:09
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sayBaybeeDoesYoMommaLetHerBabyDate |
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Feb 17, 2020 23:31
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Nosfereefer posted:i like the tim burton movie starring jonnhy depp playing an eccentric but kind protagonist I like the one with the dead tree aesthetic |
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Feb 17, 2020 23:35
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neil gaiman but he eats tums for fun
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Feb 17, 2020 23:51
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I like the Tim Burton movie where all the minor characters are self-absorbed and aggressively two-dimensional. |
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Feb 18, 2020 00:13
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Feb 18, 2020 00:29
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honestly the op was much larger and i had to trim it down because it felt like it was getting mean but it should not be this easy to find this many pictures that, if i was him, would cause me to feel such shame i'd turn to liquid and drain into some sorta ooky spooky nightmarescape
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Feb 18, 2020 00:32
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incredibly byob pic
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Feb 18, 2020 00:33
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alnilam posted:I like the one with the dead tree aesthetic I like the one where he takes something spooky and adds a touch of light-hearted innocence. And Batman Returns. |
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Feb 18, 2020 00:37
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i wish i could have a career that consists of playing with spooky dolls on film
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Feb 18, 2020 00:42
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"can you do the radioactive love child of if neil gaiman hosed droopy dog?"
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Feb 18, 2020 00:42
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"i'm going to tell you something: you look like the frontman for a pound puppies-themed synthwave band, and you should be arrested for it."
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Feb 18, 2020 00:43
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mmmmm, i'm going to need you to act like you didn't realize the main characters in Benny and Joon had mental impairments until just now. yesh, yesh, you identified with both of those characters so hard and now you're worried it reflects negatively on your own stability.
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Feb 18, 2020 00:44
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i don't begrudge anyone their art but come the gently caress on: seriously, who ever hired this guy to do anything?
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Feb 18, 2020 00:48
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Heather Papps posted:i don't begrudge anyone their art but come the gently caress on: his socks are driving me insane
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Feb 18, 2020 00:53
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       being his child must be rough beans
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Feb 18, 2020 00:55
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:his socks are driving me insane the 'i was playing soccer in the music video of my 80s one hit wonder synth pop song' look
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Feb 18, 2020 00:56
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he comes up to you at a party "no i don't want to read your new poem" he slinks away, frowning
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Feb 18, 2020 00:59
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tim looks like the kind of guy who would beg to be in charge of your sound system at a party and then would just totally loving kill the mood by playing bummer rear end songs and never even letting them finish, and he absolutely can not beat match for poo poo
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Feb 18, 2020 01:08
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"i know what the people want to hear and it is the first 30 seconds from every neutral milk hotel song"
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Feb 18, 2020 01:10
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I don't give a poo poo, beetlejuice is a masterpiece. |
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Feb 18, 2020 01:10
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tim burton, earnestly explaining how he hasn't washed his hair in 7 months and the oils are finally starting to stop being so gross
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Feb 18, 2020 01:10
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Finger Prince posted:I don't give a poo poo, beetlejuice is a masterpiece. i really like beetlejuice but i WILL NEVER forgive him for what he did to my favourite planet. the ape one.
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Feb 18, 2020 01:11
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Tim burton is old and no one likes to be around old people. He's probably going to die soon, can you imagine? yikes |
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Heather Papps posted:i really like beetlejuice but i WILL NEVER forgive him for what he did to my favourite planet. the ape one. Blew it up? |
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Feb 18, 2020 01:14
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tim burton, excitedly designing his own mausoleum
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Feb 18, 2020 01:15
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mars attacks! rules
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Feb 18, 2020 01:17
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Heather Papps posted:tim burton, excitedly designing his own mausoleum tim burton is going to have his body stuffed and converted into a marionette for his estate to use in a spooky one man show
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Feb 18, 2020 01:18
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Feb 18, 2020 01:23
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Heather Papps posted:mars attacks! rules   i did my best but i can not justify this mans behavior. he must be stopped.
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Feb 18, 2020 01:23
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Tube posted:Eddard Scissormans justifies a lot just sayin  look at this motherfucker he made a movie with his dream hairstyle also this is approaching warcrime territory: 
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