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The Whammy 8K variant is pretty good. Two heavy PPCs make it dangerous to just about anything, no XLs, enough heat sinks... solid.
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the whammy spends all your money on a bitcoin mining rig and then it's confiscated by the chinese government
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Feb 18, 2020 12:25
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A bag of money is flanked by two Whammies in cheap tactical gear. The Whammy nasheed starts playing, one pulls out a knife, and the screen fades to black
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Feb 18, 2020 16:46
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The one where the whammy lights a cigar with your money but updated for a new generation, with the whammy instead taking your money, converting it to pennies and using them to create a copper core battery that it then uses to recharge its juul
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Feb 19, 2020 05:37
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Whammy takes your money, sticks it up his rear end, then offers you to reach up there and grab it before running away
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Feb 21, 2020 22:18
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The whammy just wasted all your money on political ads then fucks it up by going to the debate
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Feb 21, 2020 22:27
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A second whammie has hit your money.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:01
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Whammy says "I'm not getting vaccinated" and then goes into cardiac arrest while clutching a bible and taking your money into his grave
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Feb 23, 2020 04:04
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Your money and his friends are taking their private helicopter to a basketball game when a large whammy cloud forces the helicopter to crash into a whammy mountain.
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Feb 23, 2020 04:46
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The whammy realizes that 1980 was 40 years ago and and has a midlife crisis. It goes and blows your money on a lambo
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Feb 23, 2020 05:06
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Whammy rolls by on a hoverboard and your money disappears - boring, but you need some short ones for high-spin rounds
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Feb 23, 2020 05:19
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Whammy with a selfie stick gets abducted by an obsessed fan of her YouTube channel. Whammy is strapped to a chair and forced to watch her YouTube subscriber count slowly decrease while she starves to death.
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Feb 23, 2020 05:40
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tammy from your chemistry class but she puts out
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Feb 23, 2020 10:49
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Your money sits quietly in school studying. Meanwhile a whammy pulls up outside with an automatic weapon
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Feb 23, 2020 18:29
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Whammy walks into a diner with your money, sits down and plays “Don’t Stop Believin’” on the jukebox. The rest of his whammy family shows up individually and also some shady-looking whammies. Cut to black.
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Feb 23, 2020 18:54
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Female whammy and she has big titties and jiggles them at you and then takes your money.
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Feb 23, 2020 19:00
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your money is getting a degree in social sciences from a liberal arts college and meets the whammy at a party. there is some hesitant flirting but it's more just for fun, a way of reminding each other that they are young and have a life ahead of them. when, a few weeks later, your money and the whammy kiss, it's different but still feels something like an accident, just one more story to tell once your money finally decides to settle down. but after a few weeks of hookups and shared dinners and conversations that last into the early morning it feels right in a way none of your money's previous flings ever have. the next few years together are not without arguments and friction but your money and the whammy can feel themselves making space for each other in their lives. there's nothing like a big dramatic proposal. your money and the whammy just wake up one day to weekend sunlight from the venetian blinds in their small apartment together and they just know that they want to be married, that there is an "us" they want to preserve against the lonely world. as they grow old together they are good-naturedly asked about kids but they never felt the urgency: the whammy and your money always thought that the world they had built together was more than large enough by itself, without bringing in anyone else. once a year they go on big expensive package tours until your money's health starts to fade. the whammy is at the store when your money has a nasty fall in the shower and, all at once, they both have to come to grips with the idea of being alone. your money, laying in a bed in hospice care, watches with horror as the whammy puts on an umpire uniform and signals "you're outta here!" a chorus of four identical whammys dressed as motown singers sings a pun song as your money closes its eyes for the last time.
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Feb 23, 2020 20:35
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A Whammy picks up your money on the back of his motorcycle. "Don't wait up, old man." He snears under his breath. They speed off towards deadman's turn. You read about the accident in the paper the next morning. 2 teens decapitated, dead at the scene. You look out window as it starts to rain.
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Feb 24, 2020 00:26
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Salem Saberhagen posted:A Whammy picks up your money on the back of his motorcycle. Exceptional.
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Feb 24, 2020 05:09
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a Whammy turns your money on to raw water
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Feb 24, 2020 17:17
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The whammy holds you and whispers in your ear that everything’s gonna be ok. He loves you and takes your money sometimes because he loves you too much and can’t control himself but he’s gonna work real hard on being better.
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Feb 24, 2020 17:46
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The whammy tells you his brother is going to be staying with you for while. Just a few days while he gets back on his feet. No more than a week, tops.
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Feb 24, 2020 17:48
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a Whammy steals your money's lunch out of the office fridge
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Feb 24, 2020 18:20
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I've had this idea floating in my head for the past few days.
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Feb 24, 2020 18:38
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a whammy hangs itself in its cell rather than face the war crimes tribunal of the victorious allies
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Feb 24, 2020 19:31
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A whammy hangs itself in its cell. Another whammy gets into a plane with several distinctly younger age-whammies and departs.
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Feb 24, 2020 20:07
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a whammy slowly peels the skin off of your money while it's still alive
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Feb 24, 2020 20:38
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A whammy issues an official reprimand to your money for trying to raise an early alarm about a developing outbreak. Your money later dies in the hospital of the very disease it tried to warn about.
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Feb 24, 2020 21:12
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a whammy is a contestant on a tiny game show, and loses all of its money by landing on a whammy
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Feb 24, 2020 21:15
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The whammy doesn’t really want to steal your money but his wife’s got medical bills, man. You know what it’s like, poo poo’s hard.
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Feb 25, 2020 00:49
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your money chewing a bunch of breath mints and trying to control its breathing as officer whammy taps on the drivers side window after pulling them over for driving erratically
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Feb 25, 2020 01:07
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Your money is convicted in a 1920s Moscow show trial for undermining the state and the fruits of socialist labor. Your money is then executed in a muddy ditch by a whammy dressed as the NKVD
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Feb 25, 2020 01:11
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A Whammy goes through your twitter history and finds you said the word "human being" in 2012, #CANCELED flashes on the screen
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Feb 25, 2020 01:23
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You and your money walk the unfamiliar streets late at night. It suddenly dawns on you there have been a couple of whammies following you for the last few blocks. You walk faster. They are gaining on you. They look crazy. You break out into a run. Your money trips and falls. You keep going, you don't even look back.
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Feb 25, 2020 03:35
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A crucifix with your money nailed to it rises up from the bottom of the screen. A whammy in a roman centurion helmet walks in from off screen and stabs it in the side with a spear before continuing off the other side of the screen. Wacky music is playing the entire time
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Feb 25, 2020 04:15
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Your money turns to you with fear in it's eye. You know you can do nothing to save it. It's too late. You mouth the words that become audible to you like they were screamed from someone miles away. "NO WHAMMY! STOP!" It's too late. You gaze up at the void eye sockets of a gargantuan whammy as he plummets toward earth. He sings a single imposibly loud note that resonates over the horizon and out to infinity. Your money vaporizes before you. It's visible soul is shredded to ribbons as the vortex around the whammy begins consuming the planet. You scream through the tears again, "NO WHAMMY!" but you know the truth. It's gone. All gone.
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Feb 25, 2020 05:18
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Whammy gets two Tylenol from an American hospital and is uninsured so it has to use your money to pay off the thousands in medical debt
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Feb 25, 2020 05:26
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“STUDENT DEBT” falls on your money, instantly wiping it out. :whammyface:
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Your money boards the space shuttle challenger as the first bag of money to ever be shot into space. As the crew waves and walks towards the gantry the camera zooms on a solitary whammy in a NASA maintenance jumpsuit far in the background. He holds up an o-ring then winks at the camera.
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Tree Goat posted:your money is getting a degree in social sciences from a liberal arts college and meets the whammy at a party. there is some hesitant flirting but it's more just for fun, a way of reminding each other that they are young and have a life ahead of them. when, a few weeks later, your money and the whammy kiss, it's different but still feels something like an accident, just one more story to tell once your money finally decides to settle down. but after a few weeks of hookups and shared dinners and conversations that last into the early morning it feels right in a way none of your money's previous flings ever have. the next few years together are not without arguments and friction but your money and the whammy can feel themselves making space for each other in their lives. there's nothing like a big dramatic proposal. your money and the whammy just wake up one day to weekend sunlight from the venetian blinds in their small apartment together and they just know that they want to be married, that there is an "us" they want to preserve against the lonely world. Like, this is one my favorite things I’ve ever read on these forums. I’ve read it like four times in the past hour and the end always cracks me up lol
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