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I checked the minimum system requirements for adulting and I don't meet them.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:14

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:06

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My dog ate my adulting...thing.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:14

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The Bible says not to commit adultery and I'm pretty sure this is what it means.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:15

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I can adult tomorrow, I can adult yesterday, but I can never ever adult today.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:16

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"Take the garbage out."

Me: No problem.

"Without posting a meme on social media about what a soul-crushing imposition it is."

Me: :stare:

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:17

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

it's a-me, a-dultery

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:18

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i adulted once... never again #yolo

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# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Wife: Just take out the loving trash...

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

i cant even with adulting today

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:32

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

the dishes are in the sink and just like WHAOAOAHA i just CANT adulting today! omg >_< *curls upin blankets and watches doctor who on meh laptop, pretending i am the doctor's companion, having adventures with, the mystery man named doctor who in his phone booth instead of on earth having anxiety/depression*

# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:45

Mr. Dick: by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick can't consciously adult. He adults out of habit and he suspects that about 2 weeks after the child has gone off to college or gotten married or is otherwise out of the house he will rededicate himself to smoking pot and playing video games.

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# ? Feb 16, 2020 22:03

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Whew, it was a long day at adult preschool today. I need to unwind with a juice box and some Nick Jr. I'll watch the kids tomorrow night, ok? Thanks, you're the best.

# ? Feb 16, 2020 22:50

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Adulting is for the suckers that didn't spec into Art School and level up their slacking.

Get rekt, adulting scrubs.

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Feb 16, 2020 23:08

Goons Are Gifts

Sometimes when I feel like I try some adulting I go for the big cheeseburger, but then I realize I'm just lying to myself and can't eat in peace without having my happy meal with me.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 01:59

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Adulting is using one of those stainless steel film dev tank reels instead of the easier plastic ones.

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Feb 17, 2020 02:40

Escape From Noise

Mom: Could you please clean up a bit? You've been staying here for a week...

Me: But I don't WANNA! *Throwing myself into the floor and throwing a literal tantrum*

Mom: Woah. Adulting fail

# ? Feb 17, 2020 03:02

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

ain't nobody got time for dat

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Feb 17, 2020 04:58

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Gonna hold my breath until my boss lets me go home early.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 05:19

Escape From Noise

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Gonna hold my breath until my boss lets me go home early.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 06:55

Escape From Noise

Trying to make the negative sign on my bank statement into a plus sign before my wife sees it

# ? Feb 17, 2020 07:18

Escape From Noise

Calling the cable company and complaining that they can't cut off service from lack of payment because I'm going to miss my favorite showwwwwwws! I can't make mad money if I can't watch Mad Money! Come on! YOU ARE BEING SO UNFAIR!

# ? Feb 17, 2020 07:43

City of Glompton

I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you! I taunt my shower as I spray it with no-scrub cleanser

# ? Feb 17, 2020 08:31

Yinlock

the alarm sounds, not missing a beat i slide down the pole, pull on my uniform, jump into the firetruck, and turn the steering wheel while saying "vroom vroom beep beep"

# ? Feb 17, 2020 10:23

weed cat: weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick

i haven't adulted in so long that i feel guilty visiting porn sites. if there's an entrance splash screen with "exit minors" i feel obligated to click that and go back to yahoo or wherever it links to

# ? Feb 17, 2020 10:27

El Generico: Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Ugh I don't have it in me to elderly right now, all these Matlock reruns can wait

# ? Feb 17, 2020 10:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

City of Glompton posted:

I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you! I taunt my shower as I spray it with no-scrub cleanser

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Feb 17, 2020 12:33

Goons Are Gifts

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Gonna hold my breath until my boss lets me go home early.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 12:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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Gonna hold my breath until my boss lets me go home early.

Last time I tried this I actually had too work late and died. They rolled me into a ditch and sent my wife a nice card, though.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 14:16

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

El Generico posted:

Ugh I don't have it in me to elderly right now, all these Matlock reruns can wait

# ? Feb 17, 2020 17:11

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i was at the store last night buying the usual adult items when i had an absolute melt down. came home with nothing but baby carrots. too much pressure.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 17:22

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

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Gonna hold my breath until my boss lets me go home early.

Pfff I called in 5 today

# ? Feb 17, 2020 18:13

idiotsavant

49% adult, 51% child

# ? Feb 17, 2020 18:45

idiotsavant

you can lead a child to water but you cant make me drink it i hate water!!!!

# ? Feb 17, 2020 18:46

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Ugh, I just can't child today, I've been stress filing and listening to talk radio all afternoon and now I'm way behind on my drooling and diaper soiling quota.

# ? Feb 17, 2020 19:10

Yinlock

do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

ew no girls have cooties

# ? Feb 17, 2020 22:01

alnilam

Sending a letter to the IRS in april and it's a photocopy of my butt where I've scrawled HOMEWORK SUX in red sharpie

hell ya

# ? Feb 18, 2020 00:21

Macnult

[pouring a beer into my sippy cup]

wife: tough day at recess?

me: *looks at my indian rub burn* i don�t wanna talk about it

# ? Feb 18, 2020 00:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

here this might help: https://lagunashoresrecovery.com/adulting-101-millennial-life-skills-classes/

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 18, 2020 00:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

currently crying loudly because I need to be burped

# ? Feb 18, 2020 02:57

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:06

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Staring at the melting lump of ice cream that just fell off my cone. My wife sighs, covers her ears, and carefully positions herself to keep people from tripping over me.

# ? Feb 18, 2020 04:51

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