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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pick a number 0001-1951.

I will give you a description of a real, unaired TV pilot episode.

You will then create a name/title card for the show, and (if you want) an image of a scene from the show.

Minimum skill level: zero. MS PAINT OK

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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
69

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


1020

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


An adaptation of a 1937–1946 series of feature films that details life in the small town of Carvel as experienced by Andy, a teenager with an eye for the ladies and a knack for getting into trouble. James and Emily are his parents.

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Feb 17, 2020

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




514

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


A mysterious virus has spread across the world making human reproduction impossible. Alison and James, doctors with the Department of Humanity, make a breakthrough when they find a way to fertilize eggs and create 100 viable human embryos. A lottery is held to select 100 women to host the embryos while Alison and James seek to find a cure for a virus that could wipe out the human population.

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Feb 17, 2020

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


“The FBI’s total war against crime … waged to the last bullet … with every hideout a battlefield” was the basis for a story about LeRoy and Ed, special agents for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Other regulars are Gibson, their superior; and agents Bernard and Philip.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

0964

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Events in the life of Joan “Joanie” Davis, a misadventure-prone salesgirl for a store called Hats By Anatole.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Pastry of the Year posted:

An adaptation of a 1937–1946 series of feature films that details life in the small town of Carvel as experienced by Andy, a teenager with an eye for the ladies and a knack for getting into trouble. James and Emily are his parents.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





Pastry of the Year posted:

“The FBI’s total war against crime … waged to the last bullet … with every hideout a battlefield” was the basis for a story about LeRoy and Ed, special agents for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Other regulars are Gibson, their superior; and agents Bernard and Philip.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IraqNhvvpUU

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
0444

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


The mishaps that befall Alexander Botts, a sales representative for the Earthworm Tractor Company.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Pastry of the Year posted:

The mishaps that befall Alexander Botts, a sales representative for the Earthworm Tractor Company.

lmao thank you

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


666

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Harry Green is a private investigator for a prestigious Los Angeles law firm. Life is progressing well for Harry until his brother, Eugene, decides he too wants to be a detective like his big brother. Harry has no ethics; Eugene has “a Boy Scout’s sense of right and wrong” and the two are followed as they investigate cases.

Frozt
Aug 27, 2012

BooOooOOoOOoo
313

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Dr. Rebecca Wagner is a police department psychologist with a new assignment: oversee a group of troubled cops suffering from a variety of job-related anxiety problems. Rebecca’s work is depicted as she, fresh out of medical school, struggles to deal with the numerous problems her patients present to her.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I want whichever number gets me this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXmzpqIFzKU

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



1138

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


A program that details the work of a beautiful college criminology student who possesses a gift for seeing into the past and future and her efforts to help the police solve grisly crimes.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
527

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Tyra, a young medical school graduate, begins her residency as a research physician in a hospital “where she finds life is no different than in high school”.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Pastry of the Year posted:

Tyra, a young medical school graduate, begins her residency as a research physician in a hospital “where she finds life is no different than in high school”.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
can believe nobody asked for 420 yet so...

421

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Creamed Cormp posted:

can believe nobody asked for 420 yet so...

421

Howard Collins appears to be a normal, happily married man. Suzanne is his wife and they are the parents of ivy, Garrett and Calvin. One day, Howard reveals a deep dark secret to his family: he is gay and the mishaps that result as Howard openly begins his new lifestyle—while staying married and caring for his kids are chronicled.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

“The FBI’s total war against crime … waged to the last bullet … with every hideout a battlefield” was the basis for a story about LeRoy and Ed, special agents for the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Other regulars are Gibson, their superior; and agents Bernard and Philip.

Law enforcement agencies using the term "special agent" is always hilarious to me. Makes me think of a young kid with a water pistol, cap with propellor on it, and a badge they made out of tinfoil with "AGEUNT" written on it in crayon.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
1337 please

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice

Creamed Cormp posted:

can believe nobody asked for 420 yet so...

421

419

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Ray Barker, a widowed father with two children (Holly and Devon) quits his job as a construction engineer and, at age 46, enters the police academy to become a street cop. Ray’s efforts to raise his children and uphold the law are depicted.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


A program about Daniel Potter, a professor who is attempting to prove that wild animals can be made into household pets. His experiments are mainly with Fluffy, a seemingly tame lion.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
1204

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
No, 1205!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


1204's source material was easily googled so 1205 it is:

A beautiful deaf lawyer struggles to navigate a system where speaking is everything, especially in court.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Thanks, My kids want 1945 and 1949, please

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Drunk Nerds posted:

Thanks, My kids want 1945 and 1949, please

Kid #1: Dramatizations based on actual juvenile court cases.

(sorry, I can only pull them up by the numbers)

Kid #2: Tripp Stringer is a man who lives just inside the 90210 zip code in Beverly Hills (so his kids, Ellie and Nelson can attend a prestigious school). Tripp however, is not rich; he’s actually quite poor. But Tripp aspires to become rich—and, with the help of his best friend, Hugo, seeks to become the next great American success story (by pulling off cons).

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Pastry of the Year posted:

1204's source material was easily googled so 1205 it is:

A beautiful deaf lawyer struggles to navigate a system where speaking is everything, especially in court.





Here, she pantomimes to jurors why her client could not have committed a rape.

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Pastry of the Year posted:

Kid #2: Tripp Stringer is a man who lives just inside the 90210 zip code in Beverly Hills (so his kids, Ellie and Nelson can attend a prestigious school). Tripp however, is not rich; he’s actually quite poor. But Tripp aspires to become rich—and, with the help of his best friend, Hugo, seeks to become the next great American success story (by pulling off cons).

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