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Thoughts? Just had it and like it.
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Feb 19, 2020 08:37
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my thoughts are your immortal vampire dick needs a silver bullet.
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Feb 19, 2020 08:39
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That poor dog
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Feb 19, 2020 08:40
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I like when you wake up the morning after and go to take a piss and see blood on your dick and there's that little jolt of panic, but then it's like, oh yeah. I should probably wash my dick off in the sink. You know what I mean?
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Feb 19, 2020 08:41
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what period op? big fan of post-renaissance here
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kecske posted:what period op? big fan of post-renaissance here MY wife and I do victorian era kink play where I take a carriage ride to her dads house and I ask to court her. He's working on his Yamaha Tenere 660 and demands, "wot the gently caress are you on about 'mate?". She lays on the couch in a sickly fashion taking shallow breaths because of her corset. I ask kindly to take my leave and promise to return again in a fortnight. He tells me, "yeah whatever mate just bring back the fuckin' socket set you borrowed". Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Feb 19, 2020 |
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Feb 19, 2020 09:28
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I tried to have period sex but I never finished so it just turned out to be ellipsis sex
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Feb 19, 2020 09:38
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Love that mixed smell of metal, rubber and various bodily fluids.
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Feb 19, 2020 09:43
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Making your mom feel like a classy lady, huh? That's awfully sweet of you.
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Feb 19, 2020 09:50
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kecske posted:what period op? big fan of post-renaissance here Elizabethan, hell yeah  who’s down 2 make sum motherfuckin ado about nothin baybay
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Feb 19, 2020 10:15
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The_Continental posted:He tells me, "yeah whatever mate just bring back the fuckin' socket set you borrowed".
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Feb 19, 2020 10:22
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kecske posted:what period op? big fan of post-renaissance here I don't see what is so sexual about my post history.
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Feb 19, 2020 10:23
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Def vibing on the period sex, all that lubrication and fluids birthing air pockets and a sort of liquid suction effect so the tang be blasting out heavy duty queef-boys round your thang.
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Feb 19, 2020 11:24
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Before you say anything this is all corroborated by my faith and the sacred texts of this faith which is Catholicism
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Feb 19, 2020 11:25
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Smelly like a deli
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Feb 19, 2020 11:25
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tardwrangler posted:Smelly like a deli Strawburry jelly on ma belly
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Feb 19, 2020 11:26
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Helps move the chunks out.
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Feb 19, 2020 11:27
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It’s fine but your dick looks like a murder weapon afterwards
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Feb 19, 2020 11:28
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It is your duty to destroy the cervix as a message to the entire vagina and its subsystems that this egregious monthly pattern of abuse will not stand
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Feb 19, 2020 11:29
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I tried to have period sex but I never finished so it just turned out to be ellipsis sex Dis is a good joke. A++
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Feb 19, 2020 12:11
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Sup darl? Shark week..... Never mind , I'll put the matress protector on and we can make a big scary crime scene
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Feb 19, 2020 12:20
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If the red river is flowing take the dirt road. Patty cake patty cake baker's man, if your girl is on her period gently caress her in the can!
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Feb 19, 2020 13:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSozdu5148s real talk its not a big deal. just gotta wash ya weiner off quicker than you normally would bro
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Feb 19, 2020 13:36
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I've had like 3 women have sex with me without telling me they were on their period because they were worried I wouldn't want to if I knew. I would have anyway because I really don't care. 
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Feb 19, 2020 13:53
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Vastarien posted:I like when you wake up the morning after and go to take a piss and see blood on your dick and there's that little jolt of panic, but then it's like, oh yeah. I should probably wash my dick off in the sink. You know what I mean? No, I don't.
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Feb 19, 2020 13:53
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Def vibing on the period sex, all that lubrication and fluids birthing air pockets and a sort of liquid suction effect so the tang be blasting out heavy duty queef-boys round your thang.
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Feb 19, 2020 13:59
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Protip: do it in the shower for minimal cleanup required.
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Feb 19, 2020 14:28
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jazzyhattrick posted:Protip: do it in the shower for minimal cleanup required. I prefer to do it in a vat of pig's blood, the period blood makes very little difference there.
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Feb 19, 2020 14:31
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i, a period-haver, had period sex one time. it was okay at first, but within like three minutes it started feeling overly gooey and it smelled horrible. no more period sex for me, ever. it felt like the dude was mining for oatmeal or something.
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Feb 19, 2020 14:45
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period sex is one of the things mods never have to deal with.
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Feb 19, 2020 14:58
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One of the benefits of dating a black metal guitarist is that it isn’t even a question 
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Feb 19, 2020 15:05
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I prefer colon sex
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Feb 19, 2020 15:05
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I really hate blood, but my ex girlfriend would get mad at me if we didn't have sex on her period, so legally I had to do it.
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Feb 19, 2020 15:12
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Just lay a towel out and get on with it. Stop whingeing
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Feb 19, 2020 15:14
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That's when you know you really care about a person.
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Feb 19, 2020 15:14
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protip: butts don't get periods (if your butt has a period please see a medical health professional)
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Feb 19, 2020 15:16
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why does it smell like metal OH poo poo
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Feb 19, 2020 15:39
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grats on busting inside raw op
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It helps  MY WIFE with cramping.And I simply don't care.
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