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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
"gently caress it's too hot."

"It's really fuckin hot."

"Should I turn the aircon on?"

"Nah it will make my sinus's block up and I will feel poo poo when I wake up, but on the other hand I will be asleep for a while."


"gently caress it's too hot."

"The cold side of the pillow is a fuckin lie."

"I wish my phone was a tablet with infinite battery."

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I;m dreaming about thos beans.

Wub a Dub Sub
Feb 13, 2012


to the heart and mind
ignorance is kind

there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all youll find

so im never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythem...
is the feeling of wanting to die before you sleep the same as the feeling of wanting to die when you wake up but instead the first one was caused by the 50 cent pork ramen msg and fat packet maybe its the garlic powder that youre reacting to and its not heartburn but youre very awake all night and can hear the grandfather clock go 3.. 4... 5.. and what if you used the garlic powder allergy stimulant properties to substitute for coffee or human contact

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Mine last night was mostly: "Aw gently caress what woke me up? Was it the dog or the cat? Someone outside?" and then once safety was assured- snagging my phone to look at funny pictures and memes and trying really hard to contain my shuddering but silent laughter so I didn't wake up Mrs. Frogge before falling back asleep.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
*endless screaming, why won't my mind shut up, Jesus loving Christ i need to finish that book*

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Bacontotem posted:

Do 2~4am shits count here?

Imma say yes.


No late night/early morning thoughts last night! Took nyquil drank a beer and some decaf and I was all hosed UP and slept like a baby. Appreciate all you sad bastards keeping up with the 3am postin tho! Also, god drat we're sad fucks huh?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

3am: “I need to get my life together and stop smoking so much pot all the time”


730am: “I slept like poo poo last night, maybe just a little bowl to take the edge off”

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

1redflag posted:

3am: “I need to get my life together and stop smoking so much pot all the time”


730am: “I slept like poo poo last night, maybe just a little bowl to take the edge off”

This was me unironically until like two months ago except with booze instead of pot.


e: well, not at 7:30 am. More like at night "just something to help me sleep".

Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Feb 21, 2020

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

jonathan posted:

It's 5am, been working for 12 hours now and I need to haul a bunch of this hygrogen sulphide water out of this site way the gently caress in the bush. I figure I have another hour before I fall asleep road side.

Fyi it's 1% h2s. It knocks you out at around 300ppm, deadly around 700ppm (your cells can't take in oxygen) and this is 10,000ppm.

Are you alive

teardrop
Dec 20, 2004

by Pragmatica

Sjs00 posted:

Are you alive

The good news is that it smells powerfully of rotten eggs at 1ppm so if there was a leak that’s the warning to GTFO to fresh air

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my 3am thoughts are 'why do i, as an early 30s male, need to get up every night to use the bathroom at around this time?'

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mozi posted:

my 3am thoughts are 'why do i, as an early 30s male, need to get up every night to use the bathroom at around this time?'

when this happens to me I refuse to have any thoughts. If I think so much as one thought I probably won't get back to sleep for an hour

Jay_Zombie
Apr 20, 2007

We're sealing the tunnel!
Bad thoughts.
I think very bad thoughts.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
apparently, the human body becomes habituated to Benadryl (diphenhydramine) within two or so doses.

just as a warning/cipher/whatever

I take it maybe once a month. .. the hangovers aren't as bad as booze but they are not insignificant

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sjs00 posted:

Are you alive

Yes ! Thanks for checking in.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug
Think about the person I might have been if just a few things had gone a little better when I was young

Think about how I blew the few chances I ever had for love

Think about how I hurt people because of my own cowardice

Think about how my body is already deteriorating and i'm closer to the grave than the cradle (unless I live to be > 100)

Think about all the stupid, greedy, and irresponsible poo poo the "people in charge" are doing and getting away with

Partycat
Oct 25, 2004

*bangs on the ceiling*

It’s three AM! Turn down that drat posting!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

jonathan posted:

Yes ! Thanks for checking in.

You're welcome. What's your job? Gassing threads?

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

2 more hours of boring night shift reading the forums on my tablet.

Can't wait til I'm back at home reading the forums on my computer.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Goddammit I have to be up in five hours why am I not sleepy

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I'm awake but it's Saturday and I can nap later.

jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sjs00 posted:

You're welcome. What's your job? Gassing threads?

Hazmat handling and fluid logistics/pumping

Mostly in the Canadian energy sector. And my customers all seem to only need my help at night lately.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I'm home. Time to get drunk and sleep all day and do it all again tonight. It's 6am now so I can't post anymore

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
3:30am thought# I'm actually not very sleepy at all. Guess pizza and ravioli can do that to you

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease
was going to try going to bed earlier tonight than last night, but i got pissed off at wolfenstein: new order (gently caress autosave-only games) and so ended up watching videos of people loving with scammers to cheer myself up*, and now it's nearly 6 and i'm awake and having thoughts

*edit: this is kinda backfiring because it's depressing that these scammers go to such lengths to steal money from vulnerable people. it's hilarious that youtubers can gently caress with them and waste their time, but they're still out there taking people's money

Eh! Frank fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jan 19, 2021

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Eh! Frank posted:

videos of people loving with scammers


Porn sure has gotten diverse these days.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


I really shouldn’t play on my phone when I wake up in the middle of the night because it keeps me awake longer. But in order to stop thinking about the existential dread of being alone for the rest of my life and worrying about money now that my safety net is gone I just have to distract myself with it.

So I’ll fall back asleep in an hour or two and feel like poo poo when I wake up

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


It’s almost 5 AM but that’s fine, I don’t really need to wake up until 4. It’s going to be hard to sleep, though, because my restaurant had about two and a half cooks working at it, and the other full one who isn’t me just got fired. This sleep that I’m about to try to get will be the best sleep opportunity I’ll have this week, and I already know it’s ruined.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Ate a 2am burrito and now I got 2pm shits

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i wish it was nighttime all the time

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I woke up and peed but mite go back to sleep

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
its that loving time again
edit depression time

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I don't want to go to bed because I don't want tomorrow to happen

Whitenoise Poster
Mar 26, 2010

Right now I'm mad i didn't go to sleep at least an hour earlier because i have to wake up earlier then normal tomorrow to make phone calls, the one thing i hate most to make.

usually i just daydream about whatever lovely little idea that I'll fantasize about turning into a ttrpg or a comic or whatever someday if i every learn how to make thing (I will never learn how to make things). It keeps me form thinking all the thoughts you dummies keep thinking

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Hey diddle diddle sung to the tune of piano man works better than it has any right to

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
My wife has had one job throughout our relationship and I've had, like, a different one every year and they've all been poo poo

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
people say bernie sanders is like jeremy corbyn, but i think he's more like boris johnson

they both have floppy hair

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