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For too long the advertising elites have been ignoring snowflake's wishes and using aggressive and hurtful language to get their message across. This will not do, there are feelings that could be hurt, and as SJWs it is our solemn duty to re write all advertising slogans so that they will not hurt anybody's (well, any snowflake's) feelings. I will start. Nike - Just get permission. Red bull gives you your personal space. Yorkie - It's just for eating. Courtesan Courtesan Courtesan - Green Giant Beanz Kindz Heinz Skittles: Respect the rainbow Edit Yeah this thread is better, I smell gas... https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3914928 Subhu Man fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Feb 20, 2020 |
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Op let me be the first to say this thread sucks rear end
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'it's not for girls' was always lame & obnoxious and those lovely red bull cartoons put me off it for years. you're good at improving slogans, OP. e: in fairness yorkies are such a trash tier chocolate bar theyd be gone without the misogyny gimmick. Saint Drogo fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Feb 20, 2020 |
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Subhu Man posted:Courtesan Courtesan Courtesan - Green Giant this one almost funny
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(whispering) e a sports. it's in the game
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TheAardvark posted:Op let me be the first to say this thread sucks rear end Not an  
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This thread implies we have some kind of shared cultural value set. We do not.
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this is now the make-your-own boomer memes thread
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Frosted Flakes - "They're okay." ABC’s Wide World of Sports - "Everyone's a winner."
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KFC – “It's finger licking good”
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Make America Germany in the 30s Again
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Subhu Man posted:For too long the advertising elites have been ignoring snowflake's wishes and using aggressive and hurtful language to get their message across. This will not do, there are feelings that could be hurt, and as SJWs it is our solemn duty to re write all advertising slogans so that they will not hurt anybody's (well, any snowflake's) feelings. man you certainly seem triggered by SJWs, snowflake
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As an out of control SJW snowflake, i say this thread has potential e: because of the boomer memes
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You deserve a diarrhea break today
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poo poo...I think I am doing this backwards. Sorry.
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OP: gas then ban
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this thread - just gas it
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Minions makes me so loving horny!
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Rock the Vote! ( )
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'It's Just For Eating' and 'Various Individuals Drink Beer and Throw Axes' are actually loving great slogans.
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Nice thread OP
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NOT!
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Saint Drogo posted:'It's Just For Eating' and 'Various Individuals Drink Beer and Throw Axes' are actually loving great slogans. this thread's probably going to get gassed but there's a nugget of a good thread here with weird dada/postironic/whatever slogans, maybe somebody could make that thread after this one burns out kind of the same mouthfeel as "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" or those cropped memes where it's like a really gruff looking cowboy and the text just says "I'D WIPE MY rear end" or that SA merch shirt that just says "RAP" Cubone fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Feb 20, 2020 |
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Cubone posted:yeah Slogans for snowflakes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTXpXesMcKE
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Secret: Strong enough for a Man, made for any gender you identify as because pH balanced skin products are snake oil you fuckwit
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You'll never take my guns EVER!!!
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TheAardvark posted:Op let me be the first to say this thread sucks rear end
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someone make the good thread loving up slogans is fun
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OP, i took a poo poo and looked into the toilet and immediately thought "oh no how did this thread get in there"
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Dick Bastardly posted:OP, i took a poo poo and looked into the toilet and immediately thought "oh no how did this thread get in there" Technically it's a slogan
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my snowflake slogan is 'thanks to global warming, myself and other snowflakes are being turned into liquid water at an alarming rate'
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