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Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





Jonny 290 posted:

the libertarian <-> sex pest spectrum

the only hardcore libertarian I know is currently embroiled in a felony court case and a divorce, simultaneously, both for doing a child porn, so this math checks out.

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

the only hardcore libertarian I know is currently embroiled in a felony court case and a divorce, simultaneously, both for doing a child porn, so this math checks out.
the only good one of those left/right/authoritarian/libertarian political compass memes featured numbers

left-authoritarian: 1917
left-libertarian: 420
right-authoritarian: 1488
right-libertarian: 12

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

FMguru posted:

the only good one of those left/right/authoritarian/libertarian political compass memes featured numbers

left-authoritarian: 1917
left-libertarian: 420
right-authoritarian: 1488
right-libertarian: 12

please do not debate the jpeg

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

AlbertFlasher posted:

lol kevin rose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNjoo9TuCHY

it's like the real life version of these dudes



drat that is just crying out to be yellowpos on there

mystes
May 31, 2006



FMguru posted:

the only good one of those left/right/authoritarian/libertarian political compass memes featured numbers

left-authoritarian: 1917
left-libertarian: 420
right-authoritarian: 1488
right-libertarian: 12
lol

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000




Clapping Larry

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

the only hardcore libertarian I know is currently embroiled in a felony court case and a divorce, simultaneously, both for doing a child porn, so this math checks out.

so weird how when i crack pedo jokes about libertarians, they get super mad about it 🤔

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


psiox posted:




drat that is just crying out to be yellowpos on there


maaaan given 2021 vibes i really reckon these two are an under-discussed aspect of Hackers

e: 2022 or whatever. gently caress off.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003




i spent the whole day staking out this pizza shop and setting up a con, but it was worth it for a single free pizza (probably :10bux: at the time)

one of these had a sketch where a middle eastern guy shows you how to make a "door buster" from some pipe and when they test it, they're obviously just knocking down a piece of cardboard in the door frame

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





psiox posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNjoo9TuCHY

it's like the real life version of these dudes



drat that is just crying out to be yellowpos on there

lmao i just watched that last week. i've had the dvd for a million years, it was still sealed from when i got it at best buy or whatever.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

jesus WEP posted:


please do not debate the jpeg

this one took me a while the first time i saw it, but it's really good

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.


reading that guys website is wild.

quote:


My skin and hair are not at all oily. On the positive side, this means I can handle CDs, diskettes, film, and lenses without getting fingerprints on them. On the negative side, this means my skin is often red and peeling. I could probably fix this by putting grease on my skin, but I find that to be too gross.

mystes
May 31, 2006



Sagebrush posted:

this one took me a while the first time i saw it, but it's really good
Oh I see, the question is "what do you think about AOC?"

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius


Jonny 290 posted:

yospos poster emeritus sneaking mission came through here

http://keithlynch.net/pics/

jesus, its even worse than i remembered

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007




mystes posted:

Oh I see, the question is "what do you think about AOC?"

:doh:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad




BSD Baracus

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





Jonny 290 posted:

yospos poster emeritus sneaking mission came through here

http://keithlynch.net/pics/

i have met this guy in person

whatever impression you get from the website is correct

lomarf

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug
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Pillbug

Midjack posted:

i have met this guy in person

whatever impression you get from the website is correct

lomarf

I'm really surprised those bookshelves didn't shift during the building settling and bury him to death on that sweat soaked couch.

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





me, casually yosposting

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003


Jonny 290 posted:

yospos poster emeritus sneaking mission came through here

http://keithlynch.net/pics/

Why does this man look more content in these pictures than I've ever felt in my entire life? BRB, switching to amberpos.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003


Holy poo poothe wrongly convicted is a riveting read.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003


IDK if any of you guys have ever read confederacy of dunces, but holy poo poo.

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?


SYSV Fanfic posted:

Why does this man look more content in these pictures than I've ever felt in my entire life? BRB, switching to amberpos.

get yourself an amber VT420 to use as a posting station

(just donít pay eBay prices)

edit: actually this one is decent and I bet you can talk the seller down further

then you just need to get an LK401 keyboard and to make a couple two-wire MMJ to DB-25 or DE-9 serial adapters (a couple since the VT420 supports two simultaneous sessions, with windowing and copy & paste!)

eschaton fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jan 8, 2022

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?


the forums render fine in lynx right?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

SYSV Fanfic posted:

IDK if any of you guys have ever read confederacy of dunces, but holy poo poo.

lol, but an uncomfortable lol because it's too real

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


SYSV Fanfic posted:

IDK if any of you guys have ever read confederacy of dunces, but holy poo poo.

itís real good, op

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003



SYSV Fanfic posted:

Holy poo poothe wrongly convicted is a riveting read.

yeah, but like everything else on his site, i feel that we are seeing a heavily filtered version of events. the us justice system is still supremely hosed up though

and how the hell did he think that going around the jail and jimmying cell door locks with a toothbrush was a good idea? how oblivious do you have to be to think that doing something like that would end any way but badly for you?

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003


The_Franz posted:

and how the hell did he think that going around the jail and jimmying cell door locks with a toothbrush was a good idea? how oblivious do you have to be to think that doing something like that would end any way but badly for you?

Same sort of person who thinks having a room mate that's currently in high school is going to work out well.

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017



a lot of that site reads like ulillillia wrote it

i wonder how he is doing. last i heard he was a bernie supporter :unsmith:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007




The_Franz posted:

yeah, but like everything else on his site, i feel that we are seeing a heavily filtered version of events.

this. lies-by-omission is basically his MO. he claims to have an amazing memory, and yet details suddenly get extremely vague any time he's at fault.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





Sweevo posted:

this. lies-by-omission is basically his MO. he claims to have an amazing memory, and yet details suddenly get extremely vague any time he's at fault.

of course this guy had an mit-ai email address in the late 70s. should've asked rms to be his roommate.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007




tbh there's a non-zero chance the roommate never existed and keith just went dumpster diving and ended up taking things he shouldn't have

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





polyester concept posted:

a lot of that site reads like ulillillia wrote it

i wonder how he is doing. last i heard he was a bernie supporter :unsmith:

yeah it really smacks of Uli, except Uli isnít a garbage person.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007





i unironically started degreasing my pizza after hearing uli talk about it because super greasy pizza is gross, god bless

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003



polyester concept posted:

a lot of that site reads like ulillillia wrote it

i wonder how he is doing. last i heard he was a bernie supporter :unsmith:

i read somewhere that he lost his job at walmart because he refuses to get vaccinated :smith:

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





does the vaccine affect your ability to play bubsy 3D?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





Jim Silly-Balls posted:

does the vaccine affect your ability to play bubsy 3D?

maybe for an hour or two if your upper arm really aches.

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

the keith lynch site reminds me of my 14-year old self's website, what with the taking pictures of my room and describing everything in them. fortunately I grew out of describing things in mind-numbing detail.

i discovered if you go to his site with https: instead of http: it's a totally different site with recent blog commentary


The_Franz posted:

i spent the whole day staking out this pizza shop and setting up a con, but it was worth it for a single free pizza (probably :10bux: at the time)

one of these had a sketch where a middle eastern guy shows you how to make a "door buster" from some pipe and when they test it, they're obviously just knocking down a piece of cardboard in the door frame


this brought me way back to like 9th grade when my friend and I would watch this show. we were too young to drive so we did "warbussing" by firing up netstumbler on a laptop from the school bus :cool:

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





I can remember ďwar ridingĒ in the back seat of my parents car before I could drive. with my Orinoco Gold Wi-Fi card that was netstumbler approved.

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass





when I was unemployed I built a gnarly Wigle setup that I would occasionally cruise around with just to see how many hits I got

it could track Bluetooth as well so it started to reveal data about peoples cell phones and what kinds of cars I was passing on the road and things like that.

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Kitfox88 posted:

i unironically started degreasing my pizza after hearing uli talk about it because super greasy pizza is gross, god bless

a pizza shop owner I know dabbed the cheese on his pizza before eating it so this is good advice

his advice was the better the cheese, the less the oil which tracked with my experience with pooling money with my roommates for cheap college pizza deals

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