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Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
kegalbyte?

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Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Edward_Tohr posted:

setting people's backgrounds to the "active desktop has stopped working" screen

taking a screenshot of someone's desktop with icons, setting that as their background, and removing all their icons

constantly had to fix this in the computer lab and library at my middle and high school lmao, poo poo was endemic. so was hiding mouse balls.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

3D Megadoodoo posted:





IT'S CALLED ORTHOLINEAR, DAD

poo poo might as well be in alphabetical order

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Beeftweeter posted:

the gateway 2000 handbook



it came in two models, a C&T 8680 "286" and a 486

per wikipedia (cleaned up):

it ran on 6 AAs lol. note it has a thinkpad style clitmouse above the enter key and mouse buttons by the latch

the most perfect device to ever grace god's green earth

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
bash.org

awww, it's finally now a 'remembered' for real, apparently it's been down for half a year

Kitfox88 fucked around with this message at 22:47 on May 11, 2024

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

outhole surfer posted:

those on demand greeting card printing appliances in department stores

i can't find any reference to them now, but i distinctly remember them being very plotter-like and fun to watch

Similar thing with custom dog tags, but luckily petco still has those.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the game Myth that released with a directory path bug where it would delete your c drive when you uninstalled the game

CASUALTY

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
also i thought it was myth 2 that did the bug and instead of just doing a fast patch bungie actually had the discs recalled and replaced entirely

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Elder Postsman posted:

there is a linux version so probably. you'd need the myth 2 iso which is probably available from several sources

:filez: :mods:

i should grab mechcommander 2 again sometime but god drat i'm sure it's a pain to get running on a modern system

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

tmesis posted:

furry tech poo poo u just remembered

activeworlds

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
pirating every single piece of media is a moral imperative

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

what the gently caress is the crank for? is it for charging it? like those lovely emergency flashlights?

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
a fishing game boom not seen since the dreamcast

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
it truly is impressive how as computers have grown exponentially more powerful, optimization has grown exponentially shittier to fill that vacuum.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
quote isn't edit, dumbass

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Strangelet Wave posted:

i remember the practice, in Australia c. 2008, of calling someone with your cellphone and immediately hanging up when you hear the ringtone as a means of sending a prearranged signal (usually meaning “im here, meet me outside”). the recipient would hear their phone ring, see the missed call and the caller’s number, and understand that the signal had been sent

because Aussie telcos billed upon *pickup* and not upon *placing* the call, such a practice was totally free. im 90% sure this was called “punking “, 10% maybe it was “pranking”. very similar to but not identical to paging, which was otherwise obsolete at the time

all the quoted terms made me think of "sidetalking" and god the n-gage was magical

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
you had to remove the goddamn battery on the first model to swap game carts it's just breathtaking

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

magimix posted:

For anyone who hasn't already watched the LGR vid itself, it is well worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-v6kyEDCNo

Such a delightful device. I would have killed for one of them back in the day.

holy poo poo if child me saw this in the mid 90s i'd have physically burst into flames from excitement

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
teen me was so excited to buy a voodoo 3 2000 on my birthday for our family's crappy pentium 2 gateway so i could play deus ex :frogc00l:

edit: it was my first time ever actually installing components and the lovely casing claimed its blood price which was also fun

Kitfox88 fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jul 23, 2024

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Volmarias posted:

Giants: Citizen Kabuto

Extremely stupid name. Fun game.

was that the one where you were a god raising a pet you could make eat your villagers and stuff or was it the one with the three different races in the weird over the shoulder rts campaign thing

WilWheaton posted:

i don't think it was possible to work in a pc pre-2002 without extracting a blood price

just non stop stamped metal with weird loving tab fins everywhere

cases are better now for sure but i'm also much fatter and clumsier than i was as a teen so it's still balanced out a bit

Kitfox88 fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jul 24, 2024

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

The_Franz posted:

even back then, it was only half-jokingly referred to as a "3d decelerator", because it often performed worse than software rendering

made me remember PC ACCELERATOR the MORE EXTREME dweeb rear end pc gaming magazine that also had dumbass sprite comic esque poo poo where quake 2 marine would visit the white house with tribes light armor guy. shazbot!!! otoh i did find out about mechwarrior 3 from it so well worth the subscription.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

kitten smoothie posted:

cracking open old iPods and replacing the spinning disk with a CF card

spinning disk mp3 player reminded me of my zune and i still miss it

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

took me a very long time to get this one back in the day

:same:

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

still use it, thanks a ton for it captain foo

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

CommieGIR posted:

Yup, I had an Expresscard to PCIe 16x adapter.



absolute sicko poo poo, love it

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

CommieGIR posted:

Remembering Uprising made me remember Fury3, man that was fun arcade shooter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmOtHKZHjxU

one of my first games on our ACER 486 RUNNING WINDOWS 95

i think it was a pack-in with the computer along with the expansion pack. had a sidewinder joystick and everything. :woop:

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

QR Code Geass posted:

oh yeah i was trying to remember the controller i got that with and it was a sidewinder 3d with 3 axis whatever

i think it could twist the waist of a mechwarrior too?

i think it could do battlemech torso twist in mw2 yeah, i recall using it for that too. i never beat ghost bear's legacy legit cause young me was too dumb to get how the final zero g mission in the campaign worked :(

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Sweevo posted:

get ready to feel old, but 1980 was almost 20 years ago

:corsair:

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Beve Stuscemi posted:

caddy cdroms rule. they felt so futuristic at the time

poo poo still feels futuristic to me ngl

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

rotor posted:

all of them, potentially

lmao

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
its a thousand dollars what the actual gently caress

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

lol I remember setting up the windows sounds to use
.wav files from Red Alert and my mother going "what the hell has happened to the computer?"

extreme late 90s teenager energy there

i remember finding out how to replace the windows bootup chime with the mechwarrior 2 power on voice and it was one of the coolest things kid had ever done

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Agile Vector posted:

I accidentally replaced the win 3.1 alert sound with ocean waves and my dad couldn't undo it. I cannot describe how patronizing a windows error message is when it's accompanied by a calming breeze

there's people in my family that would have pitched the tower out the loving window if that happened, yeah

Agile Vector posted:

I also messed up the default ibm background, again saving over the file. dozens of tiny tilted tiled ibm logos covering the screen as a calm wave laps the shore and the system shows an esoteric message

this just turns it into art, though

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

my daughter loves this poo poo when we give her any limited time with a tablet but her approach to a lot of it is hilarious. some are like "place the blocks to do X" and she's just blocks blocks blocks blocks blocks

i would spend hours in the thomas the tank engine game for the genesis doing the 'pick up cargo type [x] and deliver it to station [y]' game. same with the boat building part in the busytown game. holy poo poo repetitive tasks involving transport machines were my goddamn jam. :spergin: then we got an acer that had fury3 and roller coaster tycoon and it was all over, going outside sucked i wanted to be either inside reading or inside playing videogames.

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

njsykora posted:

this was me discovering deus ex in 2004

that's terror

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Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Feisty-Cadaver posted:

not anymore he just died

that's not very funny tech poo poo :(

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