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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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SO DEMANDING posted:

reminder that this is what android was shaping up to be in 2006:


then the iphone came out a year later and google had to hastily square-peg round-hole their OS into a touch-oriented device.

you had blackberry and windows mobile for competition, plus palmos on life support with a DNR tag.

i think we would have been lurching through a morass of clunky blackberry-alikes for a very long time.

dont LG tvs run palm os to this very day

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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the real question is what now magneto optical drive should i decide to *start* using for the first time this coming year, in 2021?

floptical?
UMD?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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eschaton posted:

12-inch magneto optical using a Sony WDD-931

use it for backup of course

oh drat they made a multi-disc changer too, about the size of a microwave oven...



EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

acorn -> arm :thejoke:

yeah the receptionist at my dentist asked me “what does arm stand for anyway” one day and as i was in the middle of saying “oh, it was originally short for ‘acorn risc machine’ but now it officially stands for ‘advanced risc machine’....” i realized that her eyes had already glossed over and lost focus

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sinclair QL -compatibles in the 1990s.

E: gently caress the website is still up http://www.q40.de/index.html

ban this sick filth, imo

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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connectix quickcams that plugged into your mac serial port

used for eyes in this robot in an x files episode

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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he’s watching u

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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echinopsis posted:

hey when someone had a tape drive backup, what was the benefit? density back then?

and hows it work? did it manage its own start/stop?


tape drives like c64 intrigue me I guess because the computer has no control over the data coming in. I suppose it was slow.

tape backups are still used all over the place for archival purposes. i got IT to restore tape backups of things (usually the design stuff is archived after a product is released) couple times at intel and the economist had a good article about it recently:

https://www.economist.com/science-and-technology/2020/12/15/magnetic-tape-has-a-surprisingly-promising-future

quote:

Demand for more storage will certainly be there. Estimates suggest that four times more data will be generated in 2025 than in 2019. In the part of the data-storage market where tape currently reigns supreme, it is likely to remain so for a while.

The biggest threat to tape comes from the flash-drive technology used in sd cards and usb sticks. Flash relies on a flow of electrons through transistors, rather than on magnetised particles read by mechanical components, so it is capable of better data densities even than hard disks. Lack of moving parts also makes such solid-state devices faster at writing and retrieving information. Flash drives are, however, more costly than magnetic storage and do not last as long. This makes them ten times more expensive per byte per year of storage than hard disks, and nearly 50 times more expensive than tape. They are therefore too dear to use for anything but the most important jewels in the data vault. Until that changes, the reel is likely to continue.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Carthag Tuek posted:

hell yeah the only way to play

“draw a really detailed obscenity and then write the word below it” was a popular isketch strategy too

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Volmarias posted:

The commercials that Comcast did when Verizon started rolling out FTTP, that said "DON'T FALL FOR FIBER FIOS" but never explained what that meant aside from showing a smarmy installer wrecking the place.

e: it was *don't fall for FiOS", not "don't fall for fiber"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-RFKJA3xiU

don’t get scroogled!

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Wild EEPROM posted:

the fact that .co is a thing

a friend of mine had a coworker who just this week deleted a good chunk of their subscriber emails because he wrote a script to delete accounts with fake or mistyped emails and didn’t make it recognize/handle any .co.<whatever> tlds

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Progressive JPEG posted:

3d tvs
no wait curved tvs
how about hdr tvs???

basically the endless attempts at tv gimmicks that die off in a year after hitting the chicken/egg adoption wall

oh and having multiple incompatible versions of each of them whenever an encoding is involved, further reducing addressable market

i worked on 2 different display controllers (chips / IP for SOCs) for android phones where 3D was a *must have* feature on a stupid tiny phone screen and I *still* (6-8 years later) have never actually used 3D anything outside of maybe an IMAX theater.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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gopher protocol

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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eschaton posted:

memory-mapped I/O


this is still how everything works tho.

there are layers to hide it from you, but it’s all memory mapped io all the way down

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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cd caddies

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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mediaphage posted:

iirc texas could easily receive their broadcasts even during the day

the class a clear channels turn up to like 100kW at night from 50 during the day.

500kW just all the time seems like a lot

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

was real big in the 80s and 90s





was it tho?

i talked to cosmonauts on mir when it flew over once using the ham radio down the street and of my sample size of knowing one ham i am not sure “popular” is being used correctly here.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

you'd think iheartradio would have been all about those but they were part of the lobbying group that tried real hard to disable the FM tuner chips on phones

oh yeah i know some people involved in the emmis / nextradio thing and boy apple does not want to enable the fm radio (iirc they don’t include them in their own custom designs either so anything like a4 or later doesn’t even have them).

samsung is turning them on in future US phones I guess, so they’ve won something there.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Volmarias posted:

The British call it "Zed"

in warez* they call it zeta

*juarez

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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anyone remember how in 1998 we were gonna buy everything with java rings?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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DELETE CASCADE posted:

i want that java ring

there are a few of them on ebay, that’s where i found the photo.

the reader seems to be harder to find

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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remember CD rewinders?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Midjack posted:

ibuttons, geez that's a blast from the past on its own. i still see them once in a while for apartment public gates or garage doors, and you'll find them embedded in the walls of hotels and office buildings for custodian/guard oversight. they pretty much got their lunch eaten by prox cards.

yeah my building has ibuttons epoxied to the walls along the routes for security guards, in the parking garage, etc.

this place was was built in 2014 and there are systems for sale on amazon so I guess someone is still making money off them. wonder if you could rig one of those readers to set up the java ring 🤷🏼‍♂️

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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our media server is in this because it has the most rgb leds of anything i could find:

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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The_Franz posted:

poor guy lost his job and was basically blacklisted because he bought a bag of weed in 2003

dell gave him another ad in 2021. i hope he was well paid

https://twitter.com/delltech/status/1460707744323932160?s=21

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

I wouldn’t buy a computer from somebody who doesn’t smoke weed

your weird uncle who smokes weed and tells you that taco bell stole his idea for the chalupa and then hides in a closet because he thinks he heard the cops is actually perfectly prepared for computer where, to quote andy grove, only the paranoid survive.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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yeah most of my code looks more k&r style because verilog uses “begin” and “end” in a lot of places other languages use braces and

code:
if (whatever) begin
   butt.fart(smell);
end
just looks more clear to my brain than

code:
if (whatever)
begin
   butt.fart(smell);
end
but whatever it doesn’t really matter!

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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DamnGlitch posted:

I remember helping my mom in like 2000 put some things in storage at her school, and being dumbfounded by the 8 inch floppy drive on one of the computers hidden there.

It was double confusing since the school opened in like 1996.

i had an alphanumeric pager in 2009 for equipment alarms at an old job, a school district might have i internal stuff that’s very old even in a new building, I guess. once you have a system in place adding on can be a lot cheaper than redoing the whole thing.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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sb hermit posted:

ps2 had dvd, which was the killer app, and coasted on the popularity of the playstation.

Dreamcast had a couple amazing hits like jet grind radio, pso, and skies of arcadia, but having a real dvd player really killed the market for a dreamcast.

don’t forget sea man, you could talk to the sea man.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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sea man is the most dreamcast game, sorry. it used the little poofy mic on the controller.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Sweevo posted:

old ones work better because they were built up to a standard rather than down to a price. vacuums weren't cheap, but it was expected they would last 20/30/40/50 years. now (~2000+) they are all cheap plastic poo poo that stops working the first time it accidentally gets knocked over.

i have a miele C3 canister vacuum that i bought 8 years ago and it’s working great and i expect it to work great for another 20+ years, uses bags and has a HEPA filter.

just don’t by a $80 bagless or whatever, buy a nice vacuum.

EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 13:26 on Apr 19, 2022

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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FMguru posted:

translate this into latin and it could be the yospos motto

there we go
having never taken a latin class the reverse translate makes turpis as “dishonest” rather than “complicated” maybe “complexus” works better?

anyway, stealing this as my twitter bio:

superflue complexus et maxime inefficax

EIDE Van Hagar fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Apr 20, 2022

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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only person i know with a central vacuum also has a full set of air tools in their garage and an 3 foot diameter industrial extractor fan in the attic that can cycle all air in the house in a few minutes with the doors open. central vacuums are for that kind of person. it’s a valid choice that works well but it’s not really the easiest way to do simple jobs.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

*Refills 7000 PSI hydrogen pressure vessel for my thinkpad*

just set your air conditioner to -425°F so you can store it as a liquid

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJKV7fTJRIc

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Manzoon posted:

The guy that I met at a 2010 college house party who was an employee at BestBuy who was a walking tech article and would not shut up about his "3d ready PC".

i worked on some of those 3d display controllers that were shameless hype vehicles and let me tell you even tho no one ever used them the paychecks deposited in my bank account just the same.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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now with blast processing

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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i am very triggered by that screen grime.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Beeftweeter posted:

i like it when they light up because the ball hits something. it makes a noise. lol

same

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

at work our default is first initial last name. i felt so bad when margot adcock joined and got stuck with madcock@work.com

I have told this before but at Samsung a coworker with firstname starts with “A” last name “Contractor” got denied in his fab entrance security request filled out “A. Contractor” saying “sorry no contractors in the fab”

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