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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

one time the navy had a public facing site with no auth that showed the location of all its warships

on the same site there was a feature that allowed you to provision new .gov domains

someone was dropping the link in various irc channels and i clicked it and closed that tab faster than any tab i've ever closed

lol it's too late, if there's a list you've been put on it

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

incredibly shamefully i must admit that back in the day i got in online arguments about dvd+r vs dvd-r

which one were you for

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

dvd-r


its more compatible! its backed by the official dvd group! something abotu booktypes idk i dont remember

i remember specifically seeking out taiyo yuden-branded discs and buying them in spindles of 100. nothing but the finest shiny blank discs for my illicitly collected media!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Agile Vector posted:

i remembered earlier that jeff bezos called his mistress his "alive girl" and the implications that brings for his past paramours

:stare:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Tankakern posted:

teams is actively making my life worse

i loving hate that electron piss interface, god drat. microsoft can do gently caress whatever they want always, people will by their poo poo no matter what. it's infuriating

lol are there even any non-electron chat services any more?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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2000: lol what kind of sick freak jerks it to cartoons

2020: cartoons are the only ethical source of pornographic stimulation

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Progressive JPEG posted:

turns out you can put the toothpaste back in the tube after all

so for the longest time, that GIF baffled me, like "why are they so excited about putting toothpaste from one tube in another"


and someone here explained that no, that's not what's happening; they're putting something else (dental adhesive? superglue? i cannot recall) into the ex's toothpaste

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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i'm the stinko

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

I always wanted a beartato drive

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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rubbish: ruh-bish or roo-bish?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Crime on a Dime posted:

installing rootkits for :filez: ftw

seem to recall there were copy protection schemes that basically rooted your computer too lol

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

do u all remember AMR slots?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audio/modem_riser



for some loving reason part of my mind is forever filled with the knowledge of AMR

i never had an AMR card but yeah i remember those doofy little bullshit slots

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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i started my terrible addiction to forums at the old annihilated.com Total Annihilation fan forum sometime in 1999

a fellow poster there who went by the username meltdown chatted me up on ICQ and in late 2000 he started sending me links to stuff on the SA forums

i registered during one of the early free-reg periods that used to occasionally happen back then. mostly just lurked my first year or two.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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also holy poo poo as of three days ago i've been a member of this place for twenty years :stare:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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what is jerry cotton's preferred codec

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

no-cd cracks. in college I bought hit man 2 (original obv), installed the no cd crack, re-shrink wrapped the box at the suncoast a friend worked at, carefully reapplied the original price sticker, and returned it.

this also worked with cdrwin to copy PlayStation games at 1x speed in freeware mode to return to electronics boutique.

return policies used to be so permissive and now they're not for some reason 🤨

speaking of no-cd cracks, those mini ISO images that you'd load in Daemon Tools or Alcohol 120% or w/e that weren't the full disc, just enough data to fool the CD checks

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Mr.Radar posted:

You are number 219 in line to download counterstrike1.0beta4.zip

the third-party download managers so that you could resume a big download when the dialup connection got interrupted for whatever reason

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Feisty-Cadaver posted:

that T9 typing competition where the finalists were like a 12 year old girl and 30-something year old dude.

wasn't there a competition between a teen on T9 and some old dude on morse code?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Raluek posted:

the amazing article written by nilay's wife, just tearing into him for buying a curved tv

phenomenal reporting imo

lol that loving response where he defended the purchase with "oh yeah sometimes i just gotta go buy something from walmart, y'know, to keep it real"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Yeah it was probably that.

What determined being able to run at 75 to 85hz? The video card? I remember rarely having the option to change it to above 60 but it always helped when it did

the monitor also had to support a higher refresh rate at the selected resolution. usually once you hit the monitors max resolution you were limited to 60hz. if it was a big fancy monitor it could do over 100 at lower resolutions

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Volmarias posted:

Did they actually let monitor 2 be a minimap? I sort of remember it being just a second view, which is nice but having a minimap be a Megamap would really be my preferred thing.

you could just zoom it out all the way, which would pretty much accomplish the same thing

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Jonny 290 posted:

yeah, in the shuttle days it was really common for hams who had both a 430 mhz ham TV setup and a TVRO 8-footer to tune into the shuttle video feeds that nasa would put up on the geosync birds, and then retransmit them to the town on a channel people could tune into on a regular cable tuner. they actually got a waiver on the 'no broadcasting' rule for NASA-originated transmissions just cause everybody loved the shuttle so much

do hams still talk to ISS?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Volmarias posted:

The British call it "Zed"

hosed up if true

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

would not recommend searching for yif gif on a work computer

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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lol classic

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Achmed Jones posted:

oooooo look at jonny richfriends over here

one of my buddies grew up playing in a castle in california cause his friends mom was the housekeeper there

i remember as a kid getting to play hide and seek in a church because my friend's mom did some bookkeeping for them or something and we were the only ones in there

the building was only like 20-30 years old but still something spooky about hiding/wandering in a church w/ most of the lights out

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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presnidet beep and jim silly-balsl were childhood friends. another entry in the yospos canon

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Jonny 290 posted:

Iron County. i'll investigate. it's a hard sell though, i found out there's just no broadband available in town, lol. people just live off LTE. i'd go insane

maybe you could rig up a little tower to stick a microwave dish on?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Kitfox88 posted:

no honest man needs more than four buttons and a wheel

Zlodo posted:

mmo mouse make no sense, you already have a thing with a shitload of buttons, it's called a loving keyboard

just bind strafing+jumping on the few extra buttons a normal gaming mouse have and use the keyboard only to cast all your spells and poo poo

mmo mouses only make sense if your a clown and insist on doing some character movement with the keyboard and some with the mouse

i know a dude who uses one of those logitech mice with twelve buttons on the side. he had a massive stroke like ten years ago that left one of his arms basically unusable (the stroke crippled him so severely that his student debt was forgiven) so that mouse basically lets him play MMOs one-handed.


that said, yeah granted the vast majority of people don't need a little mini-keyboard on their mouse. but i'm glad they exist for those that do. :unsmith:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Jonny 290 posted:

oh there were people that did DIY drive windows.

What they'd do is put a giant pot of water on the stove and seal up the kitchen exits and vents with plastic and steam all the dust out of the air. then disassemble, dremel the window in (obviously in another similarly isolated space) and glue the plexi on, then reassemble.

It was way before perpendicular recording or anything like that so it had a reasonable success rate

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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eschaton posted:

5400 and 7200 RPM

even in the late 1990s workstations and servers were using 10Krpm and faster disks

I once put a 15Krpm and a 15.1Krpm SCA disk into a SPARCstation 20, which puts hard disks one atop the other, without thinking about the very loud 100Hz hum that would generate

i was loving around with a couple old 10Krpm scsi drives a few years ago. threw them into an old case. they started getting slower... and slower... and i was wondering what the hell was happening until i remembered that the little 3.5" drive cage inside the case had the drives right next to each other, like pretty much physical contact.

the drives had gotten way too hot lol. like i touched one and it was painfully hot.

after i powered off and separated them and let them cool off, they worked fine again


but yeah back around 2006-2007 i snagged a couple of used white-label 15Krpm SCA drives off ebay, 36GB and 72GB. system drive, games drive. worked great.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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i remember getting in a little late on cd burning, and paying the premium for a plextor drive when (if i remember right) for a brief period of time they were the only brand offering "burn-proof" burners that wouldn't trash the whole burn if the computer couldn't keep up for whatever reason


so no "start the burn and don't touch the mouse and walk away carefully and cross your fingers!" for me! perfect burns every time. :buddy:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Sagebrush posted:

the big blue ones? yeah those can gently caress off. they never even seem to lock properly

big agreed. they should just do an internal thunderbolt port and run all the case front panel poo poo off a TB cable.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Jonny 290 posted:

and when did we start saving 0.007 per ram socket by only having one end be a latch, and the other's just a plastic hook that doesn't move? I paid a hundred and eighty dollars for that motherboard, what the gently caress

lol what the gently caress trash motherboard did you get

i got a Gigabyte B550 Aorus Elite last year and it didn't have that poo poo

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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DamnGlitch posted:

as a Mac kid it was pretty bogus going from daisy chainable scsi to slave/master + 2 mega slow usb1 ports

scsi cards were absolutely a thing for PCs, they just cost more.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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did anyone else here ever gently caress around with netbus in their high school computer lab?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Pulcinella posted:

Digital whiteboards were going to revolutionize education.

If you believed this you are dumb enough to be a school administrator.

lol i remember having to fight with those when i worked for a school district in the 2000s

i remember one support call we had someone whose mouse was somehow "stuck" on a part of the screen. went over and found that they had a smartboard, and there was a chair with a coat draped over it near the smartboard, and the coat was brushing up against the board so as to make the board register constant contact there, hence the mouse pointer being stuck in that location


Pulcinella posted:

It looks like now-a-days the more “high end” manufacturers like SmartBoard have turned to selling what are effectively 55” android tablets.

lol that makes total sense

let me guess, there's a whole panoply of lovely overpriced education apps they're pleased to sell for them

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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actually the biggest hassle i ever had wasn't with the smartboards themselves, it was when the high school decided to purchase and permanently mount projectors for them in a bunch of classrooms

the facilities dept installed the mounts, electrical outlets, and ran the conduit for the VGA cable, but we completely forgot to tell them we needed VGA cables run through them. so i had to go pull VGA cables through the conduits.

the conduits were juuuuuust wide enough to accommodate those big blocky square VGA plugs, which meant the cables would usually get stuck at the 90 degree turns in the conduit. i figured out that if - after tying it to the base of the plug - i taped the pull string so that it ran flat along the length of the plug, it usually made it easier to get the cable through. but it was still usually like 20 minutes of grunting and swearing while standing on top of a student desk to pull the drat cable along.


kinda curious if they still have projectors in those rooms

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I work in ewaste and boy howdy are those short throw whiteboard projectors showing up in droves. they are almost all universally lovely too.

schools must be dumping them en masse

i bet the bulbs are burning out and they don't want to pay for new bulbs

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Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

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oh wow, so they weren't even getting used.

i guess i'm not too surprised by that, tbh. the smartboard software was always just another program for overworked teachers to try to learn how to use effectively. there were some that loved it and really dove into it, but i think for a lot of teachers they just didn't provide enough benefit to justify the time investment

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