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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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SO DEMANDING posted:

that time a fitness tracker app revealed the location of a bunch of army bases

not just the locations, the exact patrol routes

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Silver Alicorn posted:

I also just remembered windows 8 lmao

now remember windows server 2012

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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turning on the software home button on your iphone to reduce wear on the physical home button, which preserves resale value

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Bored Online posted:

wasnt the point to prevent button wear to retain resale value

yeah that's what i posted, didn't realize it was regional/cultural

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Pinterest Mom posted:

3 Formats and form factors
3.1 Memory Stick
3.2 Memory Stick Select
3.3 Memory Stick PRO
3.4 Memory Stick Duo
3.5 Memory Stick PRO Duo
3.6 Memory Stick PRO-HG Duo
3.7 Memory Stick Micro (M2)
3.8 Memory Stick XC
3.9 Memory Stick PRO-HG Duo HX

they had all of these and they still decided to create a 100% custom proprietary memory card for the vita. lmao.

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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PCjr sidecar posted:

double sided, double layer dvds

dvd minus r vs dvd plus r

all that and dvd-ram

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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jesus WEP posted:

haha optical drive go brrrrrrRRRRRRR schwischwischwi schwi

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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that period of time when android phone reviewers had to include "freezer runs" in their benchmark results because the phones got so hot they throttled down

that subsequent period of time where phone manufacturers were cheating on benchmarks by selectively disabling power management when they detected certain app bundles (only benchmarks, nothing useful) were running

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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teams is certainly funy tech poo poo i just remembered

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i know yospos is full of sad masturbating men

so just remember every time you click a link on pornhub you are making money for human traffickers

you make yourself an active participant in a system of rape and slavery

porn is a scourge, and the shame of a nation

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Feisty-Cadaver posted:

IBM WEBSPHERE PORTAL SERVER

god this thing sucks

i don't even have to use it and i know it sucks, because i've had to support people using it

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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palmtops running windows vista https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tYEbv26AFc

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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i'm the "microsoft in exactly 2001" ui theme

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Crazy Achmed posted:

so if we did end up with weird bkackberry-likes, what are the odds that we’d have user-serviceable battery compartments? I’d consider that an acceptable compromise

those went away with waterproofing so no

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Tanners posted:

Records are big

the problem with new java features is that none of them can actually be compiled down to work with older bytecode, so you have to wait for a certain jre level to work its way into the mainstream, which depending on your market segment can be a very long time

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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mystes posted:

This would be more appealing if apple didn't go out of their way to prevent you from running real software. As dumb as chromebooks are, at least they let you run normal linux in a vm, apparently with decent integration into the desktop and everything, now.

no one cares about running linux

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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mystes posted:

I'm not saying that linux is the definition of real software, it's just that linux on a chromebook is the only way right now to run stuff that's not lovely mobile apps on these types of devices right now if you want to do some coding or whatever, but I don't own a chromebook and it's probably not worth buying it for that.

If you have an ipad and want to do programming what are your options? The web version of vscode? Remote desktop?

it’s amazing how programming is literally the only thing anyone can think of when they say “real software” on here

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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just remembered they named a processor DragonBall

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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it's like torrenting the .torrent!!!

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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the asus touchscreen trackpad in the linux thread reminded me of windows sideshow:



this would be on the back of the laptop lid and would save you all of 10 seconds to open the lid and just check normally lol

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Sagebrush posted:

i remember seeing a guy with the original galaxy note on the bus and being aghast at the size. it looked dumb as poo poo, like he was talking on a paperback book.




samsung actually cancelled the note line, so at least one of those two companies has realized the error of their ways

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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meat sweats posted:

There was absolutely no use case for a tablet that only ran non-existent Blackberry apps and had a significant chance of become permadead if you forgot to plug it in for a weekend, when it cost exactly as much as the equivalently specced iPad or Samsung. If you bought one for $50 after it was shitcanned then sure.

"Technically it was a functional electronic device some of the time" yeah ok

yeah but that was still the era of people saying "why does anyone need an ipad when these are perfectly fine? steve jobs stealing another idea from bill gates!!!"

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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eschaton posted:

this thing was an awesome design and I will brook no dissent

was there a left handed version

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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FMguru posted:

the htc facebook phone



now post the other facebook phone

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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MAG, the massive action game

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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mobileme

steve jobs tearing into an executive because mobileme wasn't working

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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jesus WEP posted:

you either view a video or you don’t, you can’t have half a view

to give the appropriate amount of attention, halve your view, then halve it again

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Gentle Autist posted:

doublespace
windows media center
that thing in windows media player where you had a bunch of licenses to janitor with your music collection

playsforsure

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Jim Silly-Balls posted:

it should be illegal to have a GitHub repo without a nightly buildbot running

hang on let me just set up a full ci/cd platform for my fart app that i won't touch ever again

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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konfabulator

hell, that entire last year or so of windows xp's life where people were cramming in features from actual modern operating systems with stuff like yahoo widgets, windows desktop search, google desktop, etc.

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Jul 10, 2010

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Two Beans posted:

Stardock WindowBlinds

stardock object desktop

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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SO DEMANDING posted:

i love grognards who refuse to give up dying or unsuported operating systems

there were the weirdos who used XP-x64, which iirc used the Server 2003 kernel so kind of actually wasn't XP and had various issues in running as an everyday system. maybe just driver availability issues? i dunno, but you were completely nuts to keep using it once 7 came out.

then you had POSready (lol) 2009, a version of XP intended for point of sale and poo poo along those lines, MS supported that up until just a few years ago. i think there was also some way to get the updates intended for posready and just use them on regular xp.

absolute degenerates

yeah. when notepad++ dropped windows xp support there was a thread of screaming xp users, at least a few calling them classist for dropping support which, just keep using the version that works?

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Jul 10, 2010

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and then after all the memory stick formats failed completely, in 2012 when microsd was already the clear winner, sony chose for the ps vita...

a completely proprietary memory card not used by anything before or since

out loving standing

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Jul 10, 2010

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Midjack posted:

psp piracy made someone at sce absolutely insane, a lot of the dumb poo poo about the vita seems to be hard counters to stuff that happened on the psp.

yeah and it sucks because the vita was actually a nice device and if they hadn't done those or the gimmicks with the back touch pad it would probably have been very successful

but the switch eventually came along and cashed in on that potential so alls well that ends well

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Jul 10, 2010

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Progressive JPEG posted:

quicktime for windows

safari for windows, which included porting most of cocoa including the text rendering engine from os x to windows

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Progressive JPEG posted:

handheld document scanners, where if you wanted to scan a page you had to do multiple swipes perfectly? never tried one but remember seeing them in catalogs

must not have worked very well because i can't find any pictures of one. supposed to be like the shape of a barcode scanner

there are a few in this computer chronicles episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_pWdqtcVuo

logitech scanman is one name i saw (starts at 7:00)

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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started with visual c# express 2005 in middle school

that was around the time i first tried linux as well, ubuntu 5.10

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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i definitely went to college more recently than a lot of posters so i had some early cloud services i was using even in high school. they are funy tech poo poo i just remembered:

- windows live skydrive, and the lawsuit from bskyb that got it renamed onedrive
- adobe had an online office suite, i think they acquired an online word processor called buzzword that was written entirely in flash.
- i actually used lala before it got acquired by apple and shut down. it took them literally almost a decade to produce a web-based music player again
- vague memories of storing some files on this thing called openomy in middle school, don't remember anything else

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Mr.Radar posted:

the zalman reserator, a fanless pump/reservoir/radiator for the first wave of "silent" PCs circa 2004:



also, xoxide which is where I stole that image from

how about a freon fountain? makes a nice decoration

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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related, amd’s “performance rating” product names. intel was selling out everything else in the name of clock speed, so amd just named their processors with the clock speed of the pentium 4 it was meant to compete with

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