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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Technical question about Formula One the sport: is it possible for Lewis to Get In There before the checkered flag on race day? I guess he could Get In There for pole on Saturday. No other times I assume? Not in free practice surely.

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the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Technical question about Formula One the sport: is it possible for Lewis to Get In There before the checkered flag on race day? I guess he could Get In There for pole on Saturday. No other times I assume? Not in free practice surely.

I don't want max to win but ferrari clearly screwed the pooch with the car this year and it's so much more satisfying when lewis haters have hope after the first couple of races

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
verstappen will be this year wdc and if they dont announce the second half of the season we will get only 8 races this year

DevCore
Jul 16, 2003

Schooled by Satan


Are they doing a fantasy league for 2020? (Or have they been? I haven't paid attention to it)

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari

DevCore posted:

Are they doing a fantasy league for 2020? (Or have they been? I haven't paid attention to it)

2ea168edac

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

Imagine Bernie Ecclestone on top of you thrusting away with his 88 year old liver spotted penis held together by sheer force of will and a technically overdose of viagra and cialis 'hardball' as the old man spit froths from his mouth speckling your face with the sound of air wheezing from holes you're not aware of as the decrepit cryptkeeper goes balls deep into you as he slams your pelvis rewarded with puffs of dust and the acrid smell of dying flesh as you dare not clutch the garbage bags worth of skin more akin to a trapped raccoon trying to escape as his organs violently shift around afraid you may tear a hole before he suddenly begins to convulse and you're not sure to either call for help or just go along with it before he just stands still in a heap of sweat and shuddering as he gently slides out of you and collapes before you do a headstand to ensure the teaspoon worth of genetic material deposited at least has some chance of reaching its intended destination.

Just LMFAO if you really think Bernie went on top.

Imagine the poor sap who has to change Bernie's kid's nappies then turn around and change Bernie's.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

jazzyhattrick posted:

Just LMFAO if you really think Bernie went on top.

Imagine the poor sap who has to change Bernie's kid's nappies then turn around and change Bernie's.

Look, Vettel can't really choose where to work next year, he has to take the opportunity

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Wirth1000 posted:

Imagine Bernie Ecclestone on top of you thrusting away with his 88 year old liver spotted penis held together by sheer force of will and a technically overdose of viagra and cialis 'hardball' as the old man spit froths from his mouth speckling your face with the sound of air wheezing from holes you're not aware of as the decrepit cryptkeeper goes balls deep into you as he slams your pelvis rewarded with puffs of dust and the acrid smell of dying flesh as you dare not clutch the garbage bags worth of skin more akin to a trapped raccoon trying to escape as his organs violently shift around afraid you may tear a hole before he suddenly begins to convulse and you're not sure to either call for help or just go along with it before he just stands still in a heap of sweat and shuddering as he gently slides out of you and collapes before you do a headstand to ensure the teaspoon worth of genetic material deposited at least has some chance of reaching its intended destination.

Same

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Wirth1000 posted:

Imagine Bernie Ecclestone on top of you thrusting away with his 88 year old liver spotted penis held together by sheer force of will and a technically overdose of viagra and cialis 'hardball' as the old man spit froths from his mouth speckling your face with the sound of air wheezing from holes you're not aware of as the decrepit cryptkeeper goes balls deep into you as he slams your pelvis rewarded with puffs of dust and the acrid smell of dying flesh as you dare not clutch the garbage bags worth of skin more akin to a trapped raccoon trying to escape as his organs violently shift around afraid you may tear a hole before he suddenly begins to convulse and you're not sure to either call for help or just go along with it before he just stands still in a heap of sweat and shuddering as he gently slides out of you and collapes before you do a headstand to ensure the teaspoon worth of genetic material deposited at least has some chance of reaching its intended destination.

They sent a poet.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Wirth1000 posted:

Imagine Bernie Ecclestone on top of you thrusting away with his 88 year old liver spotted penis held together by sheer force of will and a technically overdose of viagra and cialis 'hardball' as the old man spit froths from his mouth speckling your face with the sound of air wheezing from holes you're not aware of as the decrepit cryptkeeper goes balls deep into you as he slams your pelvis rewarded with puffs of dust and the acrid smell of dying flesh as you dare not clutch the garbage bags worth of skin more akin to a trapped raccoon trying to escape as his organs violently shift around afraid you may tear a hole before he suddenly begins to convulse and you're not sure to either call for help or just go along with it before he just stands still in a heap of sweat and shuddering as he gently slides out of you and collapes before you do a headstand to ensure the teaspoon worth of genetic material deposited at least has some chance of reaching its intended destination.

:vince:

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Zeta Acosta posted:

verstappen will be this year wdc and if they dont announce the second half of the season we will get only 8 races this year

If we only get 8 races nobody will be WDC, furthermore Max will never be WDC.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Tsaedje posted:

If we only get 8 races nobody will be WDC, furthermore Max will never be WDC.

Don't stop, I'm almost there

Custard Undies
Jan 7, 2006

#essereFerrari

Less than 24 hours until FP1!

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Someone make a new thread so it doesn't have that bernie post in it.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Khablam posted:

Someone make a new thread so it doesn't have that bernie post in it.

Anyone who makes a new thread put the bernie post in the OP.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The Croc posted:

Anyone who makes a new thread put the bernie post in the OP.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

The Croc posted:

Anyone who makes a new thread put the bernie post in the OP.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


don't sully that glorious expression of getting in there by associating it with a decrepit, racist old white oval office, please.

NtotheTC fucked around with this message at 14:37 on Jul 2, 2020

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

quote:

Former Formula One chief Bernie Ecclestone becomes a father at 89

That is not how I imagined that sentence ending, and yet, how could it end any differently?

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Residency Evil posted:

That is not how I imagined that sentence ending, and yet, how could it end any differently?

The real story ends when Bernie dies and the child is raised believing his father is actually Seal.

This is such an esoteric reference that I'm going to further ruin this post by also explaining it:

quote:

Klum gave birth to [Flavio] Briatore's daughter, Helene "Leni" Boshoven Klum on 5 May 2004 in New York City[47] with Seal at her side. According to Klum, Briatore is not involved in Leni's life, and Klum has stated emphatically that "Seal is Leni's father".[48][49] Seal is her only father figure and he has praised Briatore for keeping his distance and not disrupting Leni's life.[50] In late 2009, Seal officially adopted Leni, and her last name was changed to Samuel.[51]

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi
Btw I cut cable/only have internet now. I should buy the monthly F1 package right?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Absolutely not. Unless its extremely poor system has drastically improved you would have a better viewing experience by installing a decent ad/script blocker and finding a non-approved stream somewhere on the internet.

Residency Evil
Jul 28, 2003

4/5 godo... Schumi

Tsaedje posted:

Absolutely not. Unless its extremely poor system has drastically improved you would have a better viewing experience by installing a decent ad/script blocker and finding a non-approved stream somewhere on the internet.

Ooo, thanks. Is there a way to watch it on an Apple TV? :ohdear:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Residency Evil posted:

Ooo, thanks. Is there a way to watch it on an Apple TV? :ohdear:

welppp here we go again

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Residency Evil posted:

Ooo, thanks. Is there a way to watch it on an Apple TV? :ohdear:

Get a Fire TV stick and load it up with an IPTV streaming app which will allow you to watch pretty much anything... is what I have heard some people do. :cop:

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Residency Evil posted:

Ooo, thanks. Is there a way to watch it on an Apple TV? :ohdear:
No, you buy a Roku or fireTV for 1/4 the price that does twice as much.

e: Imma throw you a bone and say there's a hacky way of doing it: you play the stream on an Apple iPhone™ or Apple iPad™ and mirror the screen.
The quality will be garbage, but there you go.

Khablam fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jul 2, 2020

TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

I bought the F1TV VoD access for catching up on the last few races of last season I missed and timed out of ESPN’s VoD directory. Most races I don’t watch live anyway as a west coaster and for $27 for the year (well this year like 16 months) I think it’s pretty worth it. I like that I can access everything spoiler free in the roku app and it’s pretty easy to just watch whatever. Plus it has like full archives.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Rebus is this you
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/51739796

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Residency Evil posted:

Ooo, thanks. Is there a way to watch it on an Apple TV? :ohdear:

There is not, just grab some cheap rear end computer with an HDMI port and hook it up.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
is bernie sanders going to take over f1

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!





Its not even got a transparent background :hotpickle:

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari
After Brasil last year there was no chance that Vettel would still be the 1 driver at Ferrari, but they straight up told him to gently caress off

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/vettel-surprised-ferrari-call-binotto/4821771/

Poor Seb

track day bro! posted:

is bernie sanders going to take over f1

No Bernie Ecclestone will buy SA

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Seb is a good lad imo

Immolat1on
Sep 9, 2005
Wonder if that means he's more likely to sign with a different team

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
What team wants him that wouldn't be a hit to his ego and wants the drama that goes with him?

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
The only teams that can afford him are Mercedes, Ferrari, and Red Bull.

Ferrari is out of the question for obvious reasons
Mercedes won't bring him in so Lewis can continue to collect fraudulent trophy's
He won't go back to Red Bull

Literally the only team that he even has a chance for is Renault, and their car is such a hot mess they couldn't guarantee him a podium position, let alone a race win or a WDC. As much as I like Seb (as a person, he's a terrible driver) I don't think there is room for him in the sport anymore unless he wants to ride around in the middle of the field at a pay cut until he can work out a deal with German Sky to be their version of Martin Brundle.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES
I’m in a meeting revolving around a Microsoft access thing that our company built specifically to write legal documents and these fuckers won’t just kill this god drat piece of poo poo. I’m pretty sure I’m in a meeting with Khablam.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Ask them for an access database

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track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

the corona quid posted:

I’m in a meeting revolving around a Microsoft access thing that our company built specifically to write legal documents and these fuckers won’t just kill this god drat piece of poo poo. I’m pretty sure I’m in a meeting with Khablam.

walk in with all your best apple products and see if he starts foaming at the mouth

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