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The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Yo have yall heard this one??

Tracing Point.

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The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Hey have yall heard this one?

Poodiarrhea Failrari

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I only wish it knocked them completely out of points for it lmao

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
They'd be lookin like a loving bunch of wankers out there with no points

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Lotsa dumb takes itt where everything is black and white and you're either the best driver or trash

Speaking of trash, Mattia Bin-ottos

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

There are no good race tracks. Only bad race tracks made tolerable by rain.

Wet races are the best

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

TheBacon posted:

I guess you don't remember all the time grosjean has crashed into other ruining their races? Infinitely more punchable to me for that reason.

That's actually the best part of the big john

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I want to fukc Lance stroll (and not for the money baby)

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Looks more like Khloe Kardashian 1.0 if you ask me

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I'll tell you what I DO know, and that's that there are no side effects to these essential oils I've got sitting next to me

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Tsaedje posted:

But I thought Zak Brown was a useless failure at his job of getting in sponsors

Get In There Gulf Oil International Limited

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Suck my balls mate

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Zeta Acosta posted:

lance stroll is bad and formula 1 is worse for letting pink mercedes happen

*Adds Zeta Acosta to badposters.txt*

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Zeta Acosta posted:

What the gently caress Schwarztman starting 18th!?!

Actually if you look at the results, he's starting on pole position?

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
The simple fact is that redbull isn't going for a constructors cup for a wdc. So being safe about it and securing 2nd + fastest lap is the best route vs their actual competition.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Ferrari is bed, vettel is worse. The Clerk is good.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
You see brokebrains are like a horseshoe

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Posting Control has noted the incident on page 278 and it is under investigation

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Pages 1-277 and 279-281 are also under investigation

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
gently caress it have all the poo poo teams copy the old Mercedes. Would make the sport much more interesting

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Anything notable from practice sessions today?

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

net work error posted:

Haas make it to q3

Isn't qualifying tomorrow?

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

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andyf posted:

ugh why hasn't the sun collapsed already

Maybe it has!

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Douchebag posted:

Why do they have 3 types of tires anyway? Why not just run the soft compound only which would presumably force them to pit more due to tire wear?

Weren't people pitting with the softs after like 6 laps a week ago? Imagine a race with everybody pitting 11 times. It would be so bad

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Tsaedje posted:

[list]

[*]Mandate that everyone starts on exactly 100kg fuel, which is already more than the cars need to complete race distance. No ability to underfuel removes the incentive to save fuel and encourages teams to push the engines harder.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUEL SAVINGS

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Lou Takki posted:

Why aren't we all talking about getting rid of blue flags because they loving suck.

Yeah I wanna see the big John take out a frontrunner

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

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MustardFacial posted:

Few things are more irritating than when parents yammer on about their kids as if their child's achievement, is actually their achievement. It's cool that your daughter got into a specialist engineering school and McLaren is somehow involved. But that is a cool thing to hear exactly once. The more you post about it, and her grades, and how well she does, the less favourably that looks on you. You made 3 posts in a row about how good she is. I get that you're a proud parent, and good for you take your pat on the back. But please shut the gently caress up.

You know you can put other users on ignore yea?

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Frond posted:

His 500 performance was atrocious.

I thought he had some mechanical issues? I haven't watched a single minute of indycar tho

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

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You Am I posted:

Not the best choice of father for this



They should have stroll lmao

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Zeta Acosta posted:

Lance Stroll loving sucks, got a free pit box and lost three places at the restart lmao

Idk I check the driver standings and I see him sitting 4th. Which I'd say is empirically not sucking.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

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spaceblancmange posted:

Seems like the exception that proves the rule

How does an exception even prove a rule? It is, in fact, evidence that such a rule is untrue.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I get that yall wanna yell bias and conspiracy and poo poo, but having the number one dude at the back and clawing his way past shitters is interesting in its own right

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I hope they go with a party mode except the party is that it is too powerful and the engine explodes on the last lap and Lewis has to hop on a scooter to outrun the field that he lapped an hour ago

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

You Am I posted:

Ah Vettel is going to Racing Point, finally we can get rid of that hack idiot Stroll


Oh.

4. L Stroll 57 0 1
11. S Perez 34 0 0

🤔

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Rinkles posted:

One of them had covid

I got 2 words for you

Scoreboard, bitch

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

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CancerCakes posted:

The column with 1 in it is labelled "number of times lucked into a race winning position then hosed it up immediately"

In such a cutthroat business, results are all that matter. You make your own luck. Stroll is currently the 4th best driver in the world, way ahead of his teammate.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
If they were that smart wouldn't they just put one of the cars over it? Classic f1 overengineering

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Metapod posted:

Vettel isn't a good driver so seems like a bad hire unless his job is to crash into Ferrari every race

Kind of a waste when the Ferraris crash themselves. Maybe take a snag at Lewis when he's lapping everybody, but idk it may spark 3rd racism.

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

ROFLBOT posted:

Imagine being Laurence Stroll and paying millions to get a worse driver, and making sure that everyone hates his son even more than before because he has a drive and Checo doesn't

A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep, OP

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The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Idk what any of that means but it doesn't look like f1 to me

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