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marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

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the kentucky quid posted:

What happened to AMaq. I think he’s poo poo but that’s like Lorenzo-Honda bad lol

He is Lorenzo-Honda bad.

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marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
They're going to end up canceling the whole season because of SARS 2, and nobody will actually care much. Oh no, we missed out on DAS. Next formula, thx.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Mercedes is so good they are cheating in the future.

Ferrari is so bad they get caught cheating but the matter gets dropped out of pity.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

NtotheTC posted:

It bears repeating that as well as being a good British lad who means well, George Russell is actually a really good lifelike looking dude ventriloquist's doll.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Zeta Acosta posted:

wow is just like that Scuderia Ferrari are good for putting a big number who can traslate good on tv!

That is the nicest thing anyone has been able to truthfully say about Ferrari in more than a decade.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Ferrari's car is so bad, they decided their best bet was to intentionally spread coronavirus to get the season cancelled.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

spaceblancmange posted:

Hold the rest of the season online

With iRacing rules.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Marbula One earned a writeup in the Washington Post for being much more exciting and less virulent than F1.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Hopefully this Charles kid will get to drive for a real f1 team someday.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

PhoenixFlaccus posted:

Just a reminder of Lance's wonderful accomplishments:

-2nd​ youngest​ podium​ finisher(18​ years​ 239 days, 11​ days​ older​ than​ Max​ Verstappen, youngest​ for​ rookie )
-The​ latest​ non Top​ 6​ driver​ to​ start​ on​ frontrow (Monza​ 2017)
-Most​ position​s gained​ on​ 1st lap​ 2017, 2018, 2019
If​ you​ include​ 2016,​ Stroll​ still​ gained​ more​ position​s than​ anyone else since, despite not driving in F1 in 2016 :swoon:

Driver of the Covid-19 season.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Does Gentoo even still exist?

I'm pretty sure there is now an even dumber and therefore more popular way to use Linux to make things unnecessarily tedious. Arch, I believe.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Minto Took posted:

idk what you're on about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kY1N2pC0L4

And yes, al pastor tacos :rock:

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Steen71 posted:

Charles Leclerc has left F1 behind. Now in GT3. (Per Twitch.)

Ferrari should be begging to put all their poo poo on iRacing yesterday. They should be lining up wheelbarrows full of Win?NO! bucks for the privilege.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

quote:

Yesterday Ferrari described plans to reduce the planned 2021 cap from $175 million plus exceptions to less than $145 million as a “demanding request”. It warned it may [poo poo on the hopes and dreams of tifosi] in other championships as a result, which some took as a veiled threat to [make F1 less hilarious].

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Monaco could be good if they raced Formula Vees on it or something. Or just drag some 1960s F1 deathtraps out of museums for it.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
You know poo poo's getting serious when they start laminating.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Vettel might be self-aware enough to realize that he is a garbageman who needs to retire before he embarrasses himself even more.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Ricciardo was never all that talented. Now that he's well past his prime, he's going to lose repeatedly to little Lando and take it terribly.

The smiley, sunny demeanor that contributed so much to his gross overrating over the years is going to turn into an ugly, sour viciousness that makes his most clueless fans (all Australians) wonder what they ever saw in him. Sad to contemplate but inevitable. Another F1 fraud to bite the dust.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Making pan pizza in a cast iron pan is loving delicious

Re: an earlier post, cast iron is great for pancakes, too. You're gonna get a far superior surface texture compared to effectively steaming them in a nonstick pan.

Nonstick is really only good for eggs and particularly delicate fish.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

the corona quid posted:

I’d rather kill myself than watch cooking shows. YouTube especially is like the worst loving medium is the world that just glorifies poo poo you don’t need in your life and is a complete waste of your time.

Sounds like someone needs to meet Chef Wang.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Spoiler: They will be rubbery (because of the Teflon).

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Khablam posted:

As any chef will tell you, cast iron does nothing for the taste and texture of food.
It's literally all about fitting a high volume workflow.

"High volume workflow" is why most restaurant kitchens have stacks of thin, dirt-cheap, uncoated aluminum pans that get constantly cycled back and forth between the line and the dish pit.

IF a commercial kitchen includes cast iron pans, they're probably just used for cooking steaks. It's probably more common for there to be a couple closely guarded nonstick pans for an omelette station or the like, overall.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Vettel at Merc would definitely be entertaining, but Hamilton deserves better than having to put up with that poo poo.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

LeeMajors posted:

I mean, really, what the gently caress happened to Williams?

Nepotism and hiring a goon engineer.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

the paradigm shift posted:

I hope this spanish fake news story is true and martin gets moved to ducati over miller just to spite miller fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAUrWp6Uemo

I bet there's a healthy overlap between Miller fans and Kimi stans.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Yeah, it'll be great. He deserves it, too.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Zeta Acosta posted:

lance stroll will be 234345456546756 wdc. good job liberty

:yeshaha:

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
No crowd is gonna be the #BestCrowd yet.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

OhsH posted:

pre shredded is gonna melt like garbage

yEaH BEcaUse cHeMicAls

93.2% of the world's top-rated aged-mozz pies use pre-shredded cheese. Big five-pound MAP bags of it puffed up with nitrogen.

wHaT kInD oF pIZzA iS mADe wITh niTrOGEn??

Those cast iron pies above do look kind of rough, though.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Agreed, that is some truly incisive analysis.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Lewis is actually better looking than Nico, too.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
I'm gonna make a BOLD PREDICTION, too:

Ferrari will find new, hilarious ways to let down the tifosi while Mercedes does a flawless job of helping Lewis get in there.

It's bold because I used the b tag.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Wirth1000 posted:

Imagine Bernie Ecclestone on top of you thrusting away with his 88 year old liver spotted penis held together by sheer force of will and a technically overdose of viagra and cialis 'hardball' as the old man spit froths from his mouth speckling your face with the sound of air wheezing from holes you're not aware of as the decrepit cryptkeeper goes balls deep into you as he slams your pelvis rewarded with puffs of dust and the acrid smell of dying flesh as you dare not clutch the garbage bags worth of skin more akin to a trapped raccoon trying to escape as his organs violently shift around afraid you may tear a hole before he suddenly begins to convulse and you're not sure to either call for help or just go along with it before he just stands still in a heap of sweat and shuddering as he gently slides out of you and collapes before you do a headstand to ensure the teaspoon worth of genetic material deposited at least has some chance of reaching its intended destination.

Looks like somebody has imagined all of this many times before.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
Pretty great start to the season:

- Vettel too slow for Q3
- Lance Stroll Driver of the Day
- Bottas pole sets Lewis up to get in there
- Max forced to wear a mask

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

masterpine posted:

My soft F1 brain interprets all the signage as '2ND RACISM' and i'm like, nice, good job racism, almost got there but respectable finish.

Racism is the Ferrari of social ills.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
If nothing else, Guenther, Alonso, and a mediocre car would make for some great team radio.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
I bet he'll hang with Ocon for a season or two, though.

marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos

Red_Fred posted:

Max. It’s already happened.

Max was born and raised to be a douchebag. He was beaten every time he showed anything remotely resembling basic human decency.

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marshalljim
Mar 6, 2013

yospos
1989 was the first good year for engine sounds in a while, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ITS_rYisw&t=143s

Ban rotary mufflers.

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