F1 2020: like accounting, losses are in red

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mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Thanks Ants posted:

Hell of a post, OP

Yeah, Jeff K really outdone himself this time.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2020 13:07

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:25

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

big nipples big life posted:

if stroll wins a race I will wear a sexy austin dillon av from then until the start of next season.

if stroll wins a race I will learn how to play the Canadian anthem and perform it on my lovely midi keyboard in a park while eating poutine.

Same for verstappen with Dutch anthem/bitterballen if he doesn't get in a crash this season.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2020 22:21

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Theophany posted:

verstappen allegedly translates to 'dismount' in english, as in 'dismount the car you fuckin binman'

It's more like to make a misstep, or to make a wrong turn.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 14:13

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

So, are the tifosi or the verstappen fans gonna bring the virus to australia?

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 20:27

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

POCKET CHOMP posted:

Bahrain has said no spectators for their GP. Rip F1 2020.

I thought they didn't have any anyway? Just the company present rich guy tickets?

Zeta Acosta posted:

Somebody will die at this track all for frogman fans

Probably more than one, if they let thousands of disease riddled max fans in.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 20:28

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

did anyone make a fantasy league? Does anybody care?
It might be a surprise outcome if some of the players get sick halfway through.
Roni is the new rain.

invite dc59537d70

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 14:34

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Tsaedje posted:

In 2020, one for the old schoolers

But seriously symptomatic people self isolating is nothing to panic about. Cancelling an outdoor event is just security theatre. Wash your hands.

Can't wait for the crew at spa francorchamps shouting WASH YOUR HANDS! through megaphones at the army of hyper drunk English and Dutch tourists peeing in the forest.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 13:37

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Theophany posted:

Second eldest population in the world, so second most at risk.

But enough about this thread.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 16:33

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Imagine Lewis catching somebody trying to poop on one of his toilets now.
That's a murder victim right there.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 09:22

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

harperdc posted:

https://twitter.com/SportmphMark/status/1238233962708971528

it sounds like the FIA/F1 won't voluntarily cancel. today is gonna be a mess.

This is the level of complete stupidity that keeps F1 interesting, tbf.
I hope they can get vettel live on air during the race to scream at the fuckers who didn't go home.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 00:00

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

So probably a lot of people already drove/flew there?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 00:16

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

this just keeps repeated over and over

Sounds like a serious case of the strolls

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 01:07

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

common folks have to keep working from home, make F1 drivers do the same thing.
They'll probably get a bigger crowd if they do some virtual races, even if it's just for fun.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 14:40

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

I can't see the Dutch, Spanish and Monaco GP happening in may.
It'll depend on wether that virus is seasonal or not, and if it really does somewhat gently caress off in summer. If not, I think we'll have other things to worry about than F1.
Stay safe, goons. Wash your monitor.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 19:28

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Hey Ted what time is it

45 456 50 1015

It shouts the time at you at random moments in the voice of Binotto and/or arrivabene

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 20:42

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

njsykora posted:

Finally some good news.
https://twitter.com/F1/status/1240694835830390784

Did they decide this before or after they found out prince Albert II tested positive for coronavirus?

# ¿ Mar 19, 2020 23:05

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

No Joke i watched a marble racing video and it's more interesting than the average F1 race.

post links.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91r83_UDYZk

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 14:38

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IXfdmtR9Rg&t=4188s

Euro(trash) Truck Simulator

# ¿ Mar 20, 2020 14:42

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

spaceblancmange posted:

Which one of you is this?

Lewis wants us to be positive.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2020 19:59

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Was kinda expecting the thread title to be 'Marko's Corona Camp' by now.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 21:46

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

super secret alternative mega race calender which is totally going to happen and not insane at all:

5 July: GP of Austria
July 12th: GP of Austria
July 19: GP of England
July 26th: GP of England
9 August: GP of Spain
23 August: GP of Hungary
6 September: GP of Italy
13 September: GP of Belgium
20 September: GP of Azerbaijan
27 September: Russia GP
October 4: GP of China
October 11th: GP of Japan
October 25th: GP of America
1 November: GP of Mexico
November 8th: GP of Brazil
22 November: GP of Vietnam
29 November: GP of Bahrain
6 December: GP of Bahrain
13 December: GP of Abu Dhabi

# ¿ May 1, 2020 16:37

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Ah bon.

# ¿ May 15, 2020 18:44

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Theophany posted:

I got drunk off my rear end on cheap Lidl bourbon last night and spent like 2 hours on the phone to an ex girlfriend who I am apparently meeting up with tomorrow.

Ferrari should give me a job running their race strategies.

Are you replacing the guy from the Chilean mining town? Whatshisname?

# ¿ May 25, 2020 01:32

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

poty posted:

A bit longer actually because Austria literally has the worst crowd which loves to boo Lewis

I thought the races were all without spectators? Maybe the ferrari team can boo him.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2020 23:53

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

So the season is about to start, but the forums are about to die?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 09:59

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I bet Lowtax supports Ferrari

Turns out he's more of a nissan guy.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 23:56

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

�Celebrating Dutch passion from home�.
Everybody is celebrating the Dutch are at home.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 14:34

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

learnincurve posted:

So that was both Alpha driver, Carlos, Charles and one of the red bull drivers standing up for racism.

I didn�t get to see this on the channel I�m watching. What�s going on? They didn�t take a knee?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 14:04

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

NtotheTC posted:

use this as your guide to which drivers/teams are cool and good and which are racist corporate shills.

Thanks.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 14:24

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Have you tried to turn it off and on again?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 14:28

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Did they just leave these cars under a tarp on the lawn during lockdown?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 15:18

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Raikonen for a dream.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 15:21

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

AngelesXO posted:

Great race, nice one lando

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 15:46

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

GramCracker posted:

Like, who spent the $30?

Somebody who likes lowtax?

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 17:13

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

spaceblancmange posted:

Donald Trump is yelling at the black nascar driver on twitter. Keep an eye on Max`s liked tweets.

I made the mistake to go on twitter yesterday and check out Tom he comments on max his decision not to kneel, and oh boy, Dutch �I�m not racist� racist falling over each other to congratulate him and shout people down who questioned it. I know, it�s my own fault for checking twitter.

I actually still don�t know what their problem was with the whole taking a knee thing, but I don�t want to wade into the toxic bile trying to find out.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 15:07

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

ilmucche posted:

Are you like 16?

Wait, young people are watching F1?

Is this the Lando Norris effect?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 11:06

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

track day bro! posted:

what the gently caress is an alfa tauri

it's written ἄλφα ταύρος,
and it's a fashion brand

# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 11:53

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

So any chance of rain in this quali?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 14:07

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

I recognize grossjean by his defeatist walk alone. I guess I saw him walking away from crashes/disappointing laps a lot in the last years.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 14:26

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:25

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Nothing is gonna come close to the mercham this year.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2020 14:54

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