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the best thing about F1 is all the vettel truthers who think he's being sabotaged and isn't just an rear end in a top hat nobody likes
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 07:15 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 08:41 |
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:If gene haas just set $200mil on fire in a parking lot it would have been cooler to watch and more worthwhile I mean they could hire vettel and raikkonen, that's be funny
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 12:56 |
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ilmucche posted:American Failrari screwderia fubary
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 14:40 |
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Theophany posted:I don't get this reference, would you please explain? sit on it for a bit and you'll come to realize what it means
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 16:23 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:I think some people are cagey about being seen to support the BLM organisation. Imo it seems like the organization that employs FIA stewards is capable of splitting hairs finely enough to satisfy all sides of that issue while still having the drivers take a knee
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 16:41 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Maybe somebody should ask these F1 drivers what they think of Romani people grosjean doesn't need that kind of attention
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2020 19:29 |
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Zeta Acosta posted:Kimi doesnt give a gently caress about anything except racing and the dude is going to retire this year or the next one. he can buy haas for cheap
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 02:46 |
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Carth Dookie posted:I kind of have to admire him for it. Dude isn't fast anymore he just likes driving fast cars around the world for as long as he can. looking forward to 50 year old raikkonen driving for red bull's 4th team and hurling empty heineken bottles out the cockpit at the haas boys as he passes them
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 06:41 |
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Khablam posted:Alonso's first WDC was very literally "this is the car on-pace that broke down least" Honestly if Raikkonen gave a poo poo about qualifying more often, he'd probably place pretty highly for how old he is in F1 years.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 01:49 |
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I like that every team has their own glitch, like mercedes has this electrical noise thing, ferrari has vettel, etc
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 04:58 |
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when your gearboxes are haunted by the victims of genocide but you're not sure which genocide because your sponsors are complicit in several of their own
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 05:20 |
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Frond posted:Remember the time parts were flying off the 2018 McLaren during testing and they insisted everything was fine? excuse me those parts just got their first podium finish of their F1 career
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 06:45 |
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cheeky lando
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 14:18 |
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lol at the sheer gods-taunting hubris to choose a man literally named after walking to be a race car driver
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 17:18 |
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GramCracker posted:alright, so vettele actually did something cool and good for once and made a sweet looking helmet for this weekend what's cool and good about it, does it disqualify him or something or keep him from crashing into other drivers
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 21:36 |
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do the trophy box pilots get to call themselves F1 drivers
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 22:26 |
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big fan of the weird social experiment that is scuderia ferrari acting like they aren't a cancer on the track despite literally having big tobacco as your sponsor for decades
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 02:09 |
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Lou Takki posted:0600 - first redbull I drink a pot of coffee between 0600 and 0700, then 6-8 shots of espresso between 0700 and 0900 so I'm able to function before the meds kick in, having tried replacing parts of that routine with redbull I'm of the mind that it tastes worse than any coffee other than starbucks and is also a horrible substitute for the wakefulness effects
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 17:25 |
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Vasukhani posted:only 1 way I didn't know ferrari made coffee
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 17:29 |
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big crush on Chad OMG posted:What the gently caress man, this is an insane amount of caffeine and you need to seriously dial it back I've had that routine for almost a decade and my BP has been fine every time I donate blood, go be a scold at the dumbasses skulling monsters and redbulls
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2020 23:35 |
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wtf in this game I get penalized for spearing my teammate in the first lap of the race and breaking both our cars but apparently that's just fine in actual racing?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 10:21 |
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Anime Store Adventure posted:Are there any available shitposting gimmicks I can scoop up? ghost of enzo ferrari lamenting what's become of the team
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 16:33 |
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the thousand talents program already exists, why would a break-in need to happen
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 18:14 |
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track day bro! posted:I mean sainz was definitely working out because he kept posting about it on his twitter, it's almost like these british guys have no work ethic and would rather stream videogames for a living, sad! canadians too, dude looks like he lives in a basement
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 19:18 |
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his last name is stroll, it should be obvious he's not meant for driving
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 19:57 |
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GramCracker posted:yeah. "playing F1 2020"....you were jerking off, be honest same thing
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 20:29 |
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fondly remembering Monaco last year and being a little sad we won't get to see leclerc embarrass himself in his home country again
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 22:25 |
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Roth posted:I didn't realize the Hungarian GP was 6 am my time (PST). probably, it's a 9 hr diff from weedtime so that would put it at 3pm in the birthplace of WWI which is fine for racing
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 02:00 |
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Secrashtian
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2020 02:24 |
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Johnny Death visiting huh
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 22:36 |
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Metapod posted:Its unfair to call Lewis Hamilton the Jordan of f1 because he had yet to get his father killed because of a gambling addiction That's probably Albon at some point
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 04:36 |
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lando wanting to be an F1 mechanic when he grows up but having to deal with being a driver first
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 13:32 |
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track day bro! posted:i would take vettel, i recon he could help me work on cars and stuff true but "being able to access the engine more easily because the car is broken in half" is not very useful help
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 16:31 |
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Theophany posted:Have you seen the dude's physique? I'd gently caress him. Hell, I'd gently caress him so good he'd let me take a poo poo in his private jet's toilet. whomst among us would not let lewis get in there
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 19:36 |
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don't worry wario, nobody gives a gently caress what you think
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 19:42 |
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the greatest drivers crash their cars all the time
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 21:07 |
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Zeta Acosta posted:Lewis and Max Schumacher may not beat them on the road anymore but he can still hold his own against them in a cognitive battery
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 00:28 |
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madsushi posted:Haas has scored points more recently than any other team, if this trend continues then the constructors cup is ours. no that just means the regression to the mean will be even funnier
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 04:01 |
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:I have a stimulating philosophical question for we accomplished Formula One analysts: who is the best driver, from the perspective of a team as an employee? The criteria are up for some debate but they would obviously include good driving performance measured in points won relative to teammates or other teams while not at the expense of relations with the team, FIA, the press, or expenses such as crashed cars. And also not requiring a large salary in ratio to sponsor Euros brought to the team. I think Our Valtteri would be high on such a list. #forzabot Kimi because he probably doesn't even ask for a salary, doesn't take unnecessary risks such as "taking qualifying seriously," and generally just is satisfied with making sure he doesn't puncture a tire on ferrari debris or something.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 04:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 08:41 |
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everyone's gonna laugh at the max defender posts when he crashes at silverstone
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 17:06 |