What's the deal with people who grow their goatees like this? (cw: Guy Fier

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Nurge: Feb 4, 2009; by Reene; Fun Shoe

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 17:37

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 19:10

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 20:03

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

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# ? Feb 23, 2020 20:04

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I read somewhere that if you wore a goatee in the middle ages it meant you ate pussy. That seems pretty cool.

Big Beef City posted:

its true I was there and I did

I wonder what that smelt like, hahaha.

# ? Feb 24, 2020 04:04

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Klyith posted:

I have a generic white guy goatee because the hair in that area is extremely coarse and thick, which makes shaving it a literal pain

not attached to it, sometimes I get rid of it in the summer. but in the winter when my skin is dry I don't care for the blood loss. and I'm not going with the full beard because I'd look exactly like my dad which I don't want.

sorry if I offend your fashion sense

Can we see it?

# ? Feb 24, 2020 04:15

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Paper With Lines posted:

mutton chops are baws. idk who this guy is, but he is cool as gently caress.

drat theres a 0% inbetween of this dude either being rad as hell or a woman beater who drops the nbomb like he gets paid for it

# ? Feb 24, 2020 06:01

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
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Pewdiepie posted:

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# ? Feb 24, 2020 16:24

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Colonel Cancer posted:

If you don't have facial hair it means that you are an apostate in the face of Allah, a shameful mockery of a man.

If you do have facial hair it means you're a fat loser who hides his quadruple chin.

These statements may not be exclusive.

I routinely let my beard get a little unruly. Each time, some one jokes that I should shave I say, "it's against my religion". They will almost always say, oh, you're Muslim?" to which I respond, "did you just ask a coworker about religious affiliation?"

It's a good joke to make people feel like you will get them in trouble for YOUR hair.

Or just say, "no I'm a Satanist" which also works.

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# ? Feb 24, 2020 16:54