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Pouring blue fluid on a tampon for my girlfriend, the sea once a month
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Feb 24, 2020 19:25
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Pouring blue fluid on a tampon for my girlfriend, the sea once a month your gf is literally 1.35 billion km3 of blue fluid |
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Feb 24, 2020 19:32
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google THIS posted:your gf is literally 1.35 billion km3 of blue fluid Um actually she's my gf |
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Feb 24, 2020 19:58
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google THIS posted:your gf is literally 1.35 billion km3 of blue fluid It... takes awhile. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 24, 2020 20:21
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Um actually she's my gf mine too tbh |
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Feb 24, 2020 20:57
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The sea and I, holding hands and taking a long walk next to a woman. |
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Feb 24, 2020 21:45
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The Old Man and Your Wife |
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Feb 24, 2020 21:59
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It... takes awhile. Next up, an ad about a tampon that takes on this challenge.
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It's not that I'm a jealous guy. But it's still a bit on the nose when I see her and she's still wearing Neptune's necklace all the time |
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Feb 25, 2020 00:18
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"gently caress the ocean!" says you "Already have!  " says I
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Feb 25, 2020 01:07
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look i thought we had a bond of trust, and yet you keep things like this from me *motions to tv news ticker that reads "GIANT WATER BABY LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE, CITY EVACUATES"*
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It's time to end this, I think, as I stroll down the boardwalk toward the beach. We had our affair, it was wonderful, but it's time we both move on before we're in too deep, so to speak. Besides, my wife is starting to become suspicious, and it's reminded me that it's time to go back to the real world. She'll understand. This fantasy can never be. At last I light on the sand and head down toward the water. "Listen," I say, before she speaks. "There's something we need to talk about." She doesn't answer, save for the roar of her waves. One of those waves deposits something on the shore, and she draws back as if proud to present it. It's something large and rectangular. Wait... "Now we never need to be apart," the sea whispers, but there's something icy North Atlantic in her voice. "No." I jog and then break into a run as I recognize the object. I don't need to guess its dimensions, I already know it's 48 inches by 40 inches. I fall to my knees in the sand, sobbing. The sea still beams at me, mad elation in her sparkling surface, like a dog presenting a bird to its master. The surf playfully laps the tattered triple wall box lid. |
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Feb 25, 2020 03:41
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google THIS posted:It's time to end this, I think, as I stroll down the boardwalk toward the beach. We had our affair, it was wonderful, but it's time we both move on before we're in too deep, so to speak. Besides, my wife is starting to become suspicious, and it's reminded me that it's time to go back to the real world. She'll understand. This fantasy can never be.
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Feb 25, 2020 04:35
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google THIS posted:It's time to end this, I think, as I stroll down the boardwalk toward the beach. We had our affair, it was wonderful, but it's time we both move on before we're in too deep, so to speak. Besides, my wife is starting to become suspicious, and it's reminded me that it's time to go back to the real world. She'll understand. This fantasy can never be. Littoral Attraction |
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Feb 25, 2020 07:45
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FactsAreUseless posted:laying face down on the beach and flapping my tongue around in the tide Arrested by the EPA for dumping several tons of Passion Dust into the ocean. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Arrested by the EPA for dumping several tons of Passion Dust into the ocean. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Arrested by the EPA for dumping several tons of Passion Dust into the ocean. |
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She did something really sweet and got me a 3D model of herself for me to look at when we're apart  The thing is, in this 3d model she's wearing a ring (!!) Do you think she's trying to drop a hint? It even has a scale so I can get her ring size, which seems to be 24,901 |
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Feb 26, 2020 23:16
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Gonna call up her friend Rand McNally who I guess made this for her, ask him what he thinks |
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Feb 26, 2020 23:16
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I would like to humbly request that this thread be goldmined
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I knew I kept this tab open on my phone for 8 months for a reason. You gently caress with French drone champions: Monarch? "You've left me here alone, Me, your bride to be You've left me for that harlot You've left me for the sea You, my one and only. my always and forever Without You there is no tomorrow I can wait no longer You've left me here alone, Me, your bride to be You've left the winter in my heart You've left the cold take hold of me May You live in terror and die in horror Smothered in your wenches arms Embrace the wretched curse dripping from these veins That pours from this black heart That marks the crimson letter on she That make you part" |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:I would like to humbly request that this thread be goldmined This injustice shall not remain. Your request has been approved.
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