ITT we're all baboons used for research which escaped from a truck enroute

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

We've been cornered in a carpark and can't escape! What are we gonna do!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 11:14

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 16:05

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Three baboons captured after escaping from truck at Royal Prince Alfred Hospital in Sydney

# ? Feb 25, 2020 11:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I would just do what I already do every day: panic and end up biting someone

# ? Feb 25, 2020 14:12

Heather Papps: hello friend

we need a trench coat and a hat, quick!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 14:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

15 year old baboon with his two wives on his way to getting a vasectomy when they escaped

# ? Feb 25, 2020 16:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**Signs up for a forums account and :justpost:

# ? Feb 25, 2020 16:37

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**practices fastball pitching poo**

# ? Feb 25, 2020 16:38

Stoner Sloth

*ask dr zaius for advice*

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# ? Feb 25, 2020 16:50

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

i'm gonna gently caress this car and smear poo poo on it -- wait, no -- i'm gonna smear poo poo on this car and gently caress it

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# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:22

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

doing a headstand and pissing in my own mouth to freak out the fuzz

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# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:23

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

happily confirming the panicked scientist's warnings that i've been "infected with rage"

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# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:25

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

using the super intelligence granted to me by research to break back into the laboratory and steal vials of colored liquids; doling out injections to my fellow baboon escapees, granting them powers like one turns into electricity, another grows bat wings, one of them becomes a sexy lady baboon, etc.

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# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

Bonaventure posted:

happily confirming the panicked scientist's warnings that i've been "infected with rage"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Feb 25, 2020 18:54

redm

I.R. Baboon am better than weazele

# ? Feb 25, 2020 19:09

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I'm gonna pull all of the windscreen wipers off all of the cars, and bounce on all of the hoods

I can see the a-peel :am:

# ? Feb 25, 2020 19:45

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

giving Dr. Zaius a reacharound

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# ? Feb 25, 2020 20:53

Soul Reaver: in retrospect the old redtext was a little over the top, I think I was in a bad mood that day. it appears you've learned your lesson about slagging our gods and masters at beamdog but I'm still going to leave this av up because i think its funny

god bless

Bonaventure posted:

using the super intelligence granted to me by research to break back into the laboratory and steal vials of colored liquids; doling out injections to my fellow baboon escapees, granting them powers like one turns into electricity, another grows bat wings, one of them becomes a sexy lady baboon, etc.

Haha, I think I get that reference.
Shawshank Redemption, right?

# ? Feb 26, 2020 00:13

Bonaventure: by sebmojo

Soul Reaver posted:

Haha, I think I get that reference.
Shawshank Redemption, right?

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the baboons let him be.

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# ? Feb 26, 2020 01:01

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**Grabs a stick of dynamite and your wife and climbs up on top of a tall scaffolding defying you to taunt him while throwing barrels down at you**

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# ? Feb 26, 2020 17:24

Tin Tim: Live by the pun - Die by the pun

*touch own weiner in deep thought*

Thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Feb 26, 2020 22:48

Manifisto

> inventory

redm posted:

I.R. Baboon am better than weazele

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 27, 2020 23:14

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Manifisto posted:

> inventory

you have

funny rock you decided to keep on to
fleas
faeces
brambles stuck in your fur
gun

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# ? Feb 28, 2020 02:02

wearing a lampshade

Escaping with my oboe brethren

# ? Mar 2, 2020 05:44

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 16:05

Yinlock

at least, free from that hellish chemical prison. i am now free to enjoy the finer things in life with my intellectual brethern. my lady, would you do me the honor of *gets the poo poo beaten out of me by the dominant male*

# ? Mar 2, 2020 23:45

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