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My coworker with misophonia uses these headphones and credits them for keeping her out of prison: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E3XLNA0/
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Feb 27, 2020 18:47
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Start farting as much as they cough then when they bring up the farts go Hey, I felt the same way about the coughing! ice breaker!
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Feb 27, 2020 18:52
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suck his dick!!
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Feb 27, 2020 19:19
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suck a fart out of his rear end while hes taking a piss at the urinal OP!!!!
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Feb 27, 2020 19:58
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Chinatown posted:suck a fart out of his rear end while hes taking a piss at the urinal OP!!!! ewwwwwww!!!
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Feb 27, 2020 21:59
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Rabbit Hill posted:My coworker with misophonia uses these headphones and credits them for keeping her out of prison: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01E3XLNA0/ Interesting. So how many hours of desensitization did it take before they were cured?
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Feb 28, 2020 01:29
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stare them straight in eyes and ask CAN I GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER
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Feb 28, 2020 01:41
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The 'clearing throat constantly' thing mentioned upthread might be tourettes, I used to know a guy who had that as a tic and I just thought he was trying to get a word in. Maybe just ask coughing guy what's up? It might be something he's not even aware of. Or it might be something he's self-conscious about because of how annoying it is for everyone else. You'll needle him about it, and he'll break down in big blubbery tears, wailing about how his wife left him and took the kids because of the constant coughing, the ceaseless fits of respiratory rage. His parents shun him, fearing his never-ending hack will reflect badly on them for providing him with an upbringing so bad that he never learned manners, or went without care so often he is chronically ill, or worse, he just has bad genes. And now, with him already a pariah at home, you set out from atop your high horse in the next cubicle over, and begin the grim quest of ostracizing him at work as well. Or it might be that secret alcoholic thing, too.
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Feb 28, 2020 05:35
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You don't come to work to make friends, you do it to raze your enemies and totally dominate the landscape. Right now the coughing guy is winning - are you badass enough to beat him down?!
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Feb 28, 2020 05:40
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Might have cystic fibrosis, op. Have you checked to see if he has a vas deferens? Is his pancreas insufficient? These are clues op
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Feb 28, 2020 16:02
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So has the OP done anything yet or what
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Feb 28, 2020 16:12
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Big Beef City posted:Drop kick them right in the larynx when they get up to go to the printer or use the bathroom or whatever. 
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Feb 28, 2020 16:15
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Report him to the CDC
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Feb 28, 2020 16:21
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Is your office located in a coal mine or teflon manufacturing facility op? Have you checked for incursions of alien mold spores coming through the portal op?
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Feb 28, 2020 16:50
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Put a big bag of cough drops on his desk.
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Feb 28, 2020 17:51
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Throw a blanket over his head and beat him with a bag full of cough drops
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Feb 28, 2020 18:23
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I used to work with a guy who'd clear his throat ALL loving DAY. It used to drive me absolutely crazy. Anyway, turns out he has tourettes. He couldn't stop himself. Mind you, I can't stop myself being driven to blinding rage by it either.
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Feb 28, 2020 19:56
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Has OP shot them in self-defense yet or are they not from the US?
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Feb 28, 2020 20:23
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Have you tried leaving a red potion on his desk?
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Feb 28, 2020 22:54
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I consulted the I Ching on this matter and got hexagram 23. code:
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Feb 28, 2020 23:00
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Turpitude posted:I consulted the I Ching on this matter and got hexagram 23. OP could let go of (remove) his resentment then actually talk to the cougher about the problem.
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Feb 29, 2020 01:02
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he smokin dat juju
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Feb 29, 2020 01:04
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This OP is dead
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this definitely concerns me OP. I don't know what to think anymore. part of what I love about these forums is the love and care we share for each other. I knew poo poo was hitting the fan when I heard someone on the forum caught it. I heard their is no escape plan. They are building a loving DEATH STAR. I might get drafted someday, I am a paranoid schizophrenic with bi-polar type 2 with emotional problems. I love peace always. If I were you. I would quit and quarantine immediately. I wil pray for you.
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May 14, 2020 08:42
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somethingrofl posted:this definitely concerns me OP. I don't know what to think anymore. part of what I love about these forums is the love and care we share for each other. I knew poo poo was hitting the fan when I heard someone on the forum caught it. You're too late baka
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May 14, 2020 08:46
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Tell your boss you don't feel comfortable working next to someone coughing all day during a pandemic and you're going to go home and apply for unemployment.
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May 14, 2020 11:06
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He dead, didn't you hear
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May 14, 2020 12:10
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Milo and POTUS posted:This OP is dead
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May 14, 2020 12:27
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I work with somebody that uses the word "like" 4 or 5 times every sentence when she gives presentations.
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May 14, 2020 12:56
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Amarcarts posted:I work with somebody that uses the word "like" 4 or 5 times every sentence when she gives presentations. Better or worse than people that use "uh" every 3rd word?
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May 14, 2020 12:58
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Better or worse than people that use "uh" every 3rd word? It's worse. Probably because I catch myself falling into it sometimes in casual conversation. If part of my job involved public speaking though I would definitely be more enthusiastic about stamping it out.
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May 14, 2020 13:07
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Something similar happened to me, it's a bastard to break habits like that when they insidiously infect you.
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May 14, 2020 13:12
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The OP is not dead, the OP is a space alien and went home (to space). And frankly, who can blame them.
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May 14, 2020 14:17
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I have a feeling that when (if) quarantine ever gets lifted people who cough constantly in an open floor plan office will get written up and fired on a flimsy pretense even faster than if they started talking about unionizing
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May 14, 2020 17:56
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I'm ok with that.
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May 14, 2020 18:19
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I cough after i eat sometimes I think i have acid reflux
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May 14, 2020 18:56
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"its just a weed cough" should an acceptable excuse.
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May 14, 2020 19:01
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Mooey Cow posted:The OP is not dead, the OP is a space alien and went home (to space). And frankly, who can blame them. OP died on the way to its home planet.
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I pmed the op and asked them if they were dead
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