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cda

by Hand Knit
this mf name dick pound

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by sebmojo

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Biggus Dickus

:jerry:

cda

by Hand Knit
Adopting a dick at the dick pound

Goons Are Gifts

Now, the real question is whether he's talking about the currency of the unit of weight.


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


dick pounds are a measure of thrust


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


google THIS

Dick Pound will post in BYOB

google THIS

(gazing deeply into ButtTheShitmanFart's eyes) I'll never forget you. A part of me will always be with you. But this mf name dick pound

wearing a lampshade

google THIS posted:

(gazing deeply into ButtTheShitmanFart's eyes) I'll never forget you. A part of me will always be with you. But this mf name dick pound

vanisher

Richard Cornelius Pound you are in big trouble mister



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

cda

by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

(gazing deeply into ButtTheShitmanFart's eyes) I'll never forget you. A part of me will always be with you. But this mf name dick pound

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cda

by Hand Knit
TSA agent at the airport checking ID: this mf name Dick Pound

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the unabonger

google THIS posted:

(gazing deeply into ButtTheShitmanFart's eyes) I'll never forget you. A part of me will always be with you. But this mf name dick pound

the unabonger
you gonna tell me, that this mf right here, is named dick pound? sheeeeiiiiiittttttt

vanisher

Wife of DP, on her death bed, DP beside her: "I still cant believe it"

Yinlock

vanisher posted:

Wife of DP, on her death bed, DP beside her: "I still cant believe it"

an epithet is written on a lonely gravestone

HERE LIES DICK POUND

"LMAO ARE YOU SERIOUS"


Trying

i see your dick pound and raise you a dick blood

google THIS

Nurse: Here's your baby boy, what are you going to name him?

DP's dad: Dick.

Nurse: You're naming him...Dick Pound?

DP's dad: Yes.

Nurse: Um, ok...

DP's dad: lmao that mf name dick pound

DP's mom: lmao that mf name dick pound

Doctor: lmao that mf name dick pound

Entire maternity ward: lmao that mf name dick pound

Trying

being named dick pound must really harden you up

biosterous






not a photoshop

this mf name dick pound, wrote a book with a mf dick on the cover



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

wearing a lampshade

oh but seriously I posted:

i see your dick pound and raise you a dick blood



:eyepop:

Stoner Sloth

oh but seriously I posted:

i see your dick pound and raise you a dick blood



i imagine this guy to be like one of those lizards that shoot blood from their eyeballs as a defensive mechanism







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

google THIS

biosterous posted:



not a photoshop

this mf name dick pound, wrote a book with a mf dick on the cover

"inside" the olympics :heysexy:

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

i imagine this guy to be like one of those lizards that shoot blood from their eyeballs as a defensive mechanism

Dick "The Horny Toad" Blood

Escape From Noise

So Richard Po-

Not Richard, Dick!

Stoner Sloth

biosterous posted:



not a photoshop

this mf name dick pound, wrote a book with a mf dick on the cover

big dick pound energy







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Heather Papps

hello friend


hi i'm dick, meet my sister fanny. she married into the smasher family, so we didn't mind her taking his name.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

redm



sig by Manifisto

Heather Papps

hello friend



:negative:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

biosterous






thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

cda

by Hand Knit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Shut that rear end up!! Great googly moogly jumpin jehoshaphat I don't believe it I don't I won't.

Finger Prince


the unabonger

Escape From Noise

Dick by the bushel
Dick by the pound

Escape From Noise

Edward I (17/18 June 1239 – 7 July 1307), also known as Edward Longshanks and the Hammer of the Scots (Latin: Malleus Scotorum)

Lol. More like Hammer of the Scrots

Goons Are Gifts


cda

by Hand Knit
mf name dick pound: Hello, my name is Dick Pound.

everyone: lol...this mf name dick pound

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cda

by Hand Knit
Jerry: So? How was the date?

Elaine: It was...*grimaces* ...ehhh *wiggles hands*

Jerry: Oh really? And why was that?

Elaine: Well...this mf name dick pound

Jerry: dick pound?

Elaine: dick. pound.

Jerry: the mf name...

Elaine: dick pound.

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