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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > krispy kremes are in the break room
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wearing a lampshade

 Oh crispy creams? Nice thank you

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:36
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by sebmojo

albany academy posted:

Oh crispy creams? Nice thank you

you're welcome, please leave some for the rest of the staff

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* # ? Mar 2, 2020 15:41
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by sebmojo
VOLUNTEERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE KRISPY KREMES THEY ARE FOR STAFF ONLY

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biosterous
i volunteer to police the donuts so the volunteers can't get them



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

* # ? Mar 2, 2020 17:26
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Senior Management



 Carol and Steve over there say they prefer Dunkin. We are not in Boston friends. What is wrong with you people? That is not how we roll here in lovely Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch.

:jerry:
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Manifisto


 we live in a democracy, people. your choices are, #1 - I get all the krispy kremes, #2 - I get control of the krispy kremes on behalf of the people and will allocate them democratically, in my sole discretion. now vote! get your voice heard!


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Mar 3, 2020 16:01
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 Nothing like getting them fresh off the production line, at peak freshness. So fresh that if any less fresh they would not yet exist as donuts.

:jerry:
* # ? Mar 3, 2020 16:02
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 i only want half so i'll tear one in half and leave the other one in the box.

someone will come by later wanting a half, but can't be sure i didn't just bite it off so they tear one in half too.

the two halves stay until that one dude eats them a couple days later.

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wearing a lampshade

 doughnut holes are just young crispy cremes raised in darkness

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by sebmojo
I have it on good authority that Jeffrey Epstein only ate donut holes, never allowing true donuts to pass his lips

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