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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


Motherfucker posted:

leering at a pair of tits half my age I can't legally touch as it drops a plate of meat in front of me and I shovel it into my mouth in the hopes that I can create a link between this grotesque act of consumption and the one in my piggy little mind.

Great.

Now I'm at half mast.

Thanks a lot, dick.

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Incredible

Motherfucker posted:

leering at a pair of tits half my age I can't legally touch as it drops a plate of meat in front of me and I shovel it into my mouth in the hopes that I can create a link between this grotesque act of consumption and the one in my piggy little mind.

this is some David Foster Wallace poo poo

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


Lamech posted:

ok then have another

Happy mothers day, enjoy the crab legs and poo poo wine. Also, cobretti.



My mom really likes Hooters wings and has gotten them on mother's day before

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



WILDTURKEY101 posted:

when i was a teenager and absolutely nuts I saw a truck with a full size confederate flag in a grocery store parking lot and I lit the flag on fire and I'm real proud of that

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



Motherfucker posted:

leering at a pair of tits half my age I can't legally touch as it drops a plate of meat in front of me and I shovel it into my mouth in the hopes that I can create a link between this grotesque act of consumption and the one in my piggy little mind.

when i was staying over with a friend his dad took us to hooters. i was like 9 or 10 at the time. friends dad was about 45. parents had a kid way late in life i guess. anyway, guy bought some spicy wings and he told the waitress they got his sex juices flowing. the waitress just had to smile and laugh at it but goddamn i never went back to that place

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

GREETINGS FELLOW PERSONS, IT IS GOOD TO BE A PERSON, HERE, POSTING WITH YOU


The people who frequent Hooters, for some reason, seem way more skeevy to me than the people who frequent strip clubs.

winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything



They are going to one to leer at young women, but not honest about it. A strip club is honest. Hooters is wink wink nudge nudge.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

I rescued a pup on Thanksgiving instead of chowing down,
earning me this avatar.


Literally A Person posted:

The people who frequent Hooters, for some reason, seem way more skeevy to me than the people who frequent strip clubs.

I lived in a wing desert where Hooters was the best game in town and it was always a chore to establish that I would prefer not to be fake flirted with.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I lived in a wing desert where Hooters was the best game in town and it was always a chore to establish that I would prefer not to be fake flirted with.

There were no bars serving average wings? No Wing Stop? Nothing? That seems like a miserable experience to eat some wings.

SpaceSDoorGunner
May 4, 2018



where do you see yourself two years from now?

sticksy
May 26, 2004
keeping austin weird





Nap Ghost

Oscar Wild posted:

There is no plausible deniability. The southern argument about states rights is just an admission that their supply chain and entire economy depended on unpaid slave labor. There is no fig leaf.

ITíS HERITAGE NOT HATE

itís hate

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

The people who frequent Hooters, for some reason, seem way more skeevy to me than the people who frequent strip clubs.

Did hooters start the whole skeevy waitress leering thing? Thereís like an entire industry now I think. Like I was in Vegas one time and wife said she wanted to go into some dumb shops, I look around and see this Irish looking pub and said ok, Iíll be in there. It was called tilted kilt or something and boy was I surprised

Vashro
May 12, 2004


They're called Breastaurants

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


Burt Sexual posted:

Did hooters start the whole skeevy waitress leering thing? There’s like an entire industry now I think. Like I was in Vegas one time and wife said she wanted to go into some dumb shops, I look around and see this Irish looking pub and said ok, I’ll be in there. It was called tilted kilt or something and boy was I surprised

Yeah, tilted kilt and Twin Peaks are the other "Breasteraunts". Im sure looking at pretty ladies isn't uniquely American, but combining it with mediocre and overpriced food and lovely domestic beer is something I'm sure we invented.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I'm the SIX to your NEIN


Switchblade Switcharoo

Twin peaks Jfc lol

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Oscar Wild posted:

Yeah, tilted kilt and Twin Peaks are the other "Breasteraunts". Im sure looking at pretty ladies isn't uniquely American, but combining it with mediocre and overpriced food and lovely domestic beer is something I'm sure we invented.

Fortunately, America now provides an alternative to Breastaurants!

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


I spent probably four months cooking at a Hooters right after my divorce. It's an experience and was honestly some of the fastest kitchen work I ever did, rushes are insane even if half the kitchen is deep fryers and the orders are just endless streams of wings. The grill was where it was at, everything else was a complete madhouse for 8 hours a night. They paid their cooks well, staff really took care of each other, but everyone knew why everyone else was there.

The creepy parts are poo poo like, hiring 18y/o high school girls, the interpersonal staff drama (every restaurant has this, Hooters is just a wholly distinct level), a sizable portion of the customers. The food is the same Sysco truck poo poo you get at half the restaurants in the country. They're going to fail in time, but people like Adam Sandler will always shine a light on them, ensuring his favorite public eating venue will linger beyond bankruptcy. Boomer brain will persist.

Bars are pretty much the original breastaurants. Hooters just took it from seedy corner pubs to main street. And put it in mandated tacky uniform.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
keeping austin weird





Nap Ghost

Hooters even briefly had an airline, Hooters Air, but flew too close to the sun and closed it 3 years later. I cannot imagine why it wasn't successful.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

sticksy posted:

Hooters even briefly had an airline, Hooters Air, but flew too close to the sun and closed it 3 years later. I cannot imagine why it wasn't successful.

The wings are too small

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Too top heavy?

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005



Nap Ghost

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

where do you see yourself two years from now?

I'm guessing those are 12lb bags of baking soda, so.... why the hell do you need 24lbs of baking soda?

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



Literally A Person posted:

The people who frequent Hooters, for some reason, seem way more skeevy to me than the people who frequent strip clubs.

p sure the clientele of bikini barista places are one rung further down on the skeev ladder

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



The Voice of Labor posted:

p sure the clientele of bikini barista places are one rung further down on the skeev ladder

Anything restaurant/bar that is bikini-related always reminds me of that piece of poo poo Terry from Bar Rescue's Second Base.

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

when i was a teenager and absolutely nuts I saw a truck with a full size confederate flag in a grocery store parking lot and I lit the flag on fire and I'm real proud of that

My buddies son did this at school. Guy was bullying his black friend, so he took matters into his own hands. He's actually the one who pulled it off the truck and burned it.

Eldercain
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out


Burt Sexual posted:

Twin peaks Jfc lol

imagine my dismay when it was not a david lynch theme restaurant

the only people i know who go out of their way to eat there are a couple of gay guys, i guess they like the lovely wings?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

raspurtin posted:

I'm guessing those are 12lb bags of baking soda, so.... why the hell do you need 24lbs of baking soda?

Look I've got a lot of science fair volcanos to make, alright?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


"Twin Peaks" loving lmao

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


winterwerefox posted:

They are going to one to leer at young women, but not honest about it. A strip club is honest. Hooters is wink wink nudge nudge.

Enjoying goons tripping over themselves to signal how opposed to Hooters they are ITT. I bet that waitress will really appreciate the white knighting and will call you back

their wings are terrible, the beer overpriced, but nobody is forced to work there. There are lots of other poor to mediocre places you can go wait tables. Anyway here's an America pic



Elon Musk gonna put a guy in space, RIP

limp_cheese
Sep 9, 2007

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Doctor Rope

A friend of mine started daring a manager for Twin Peaks and invited his guy friends to a bikini competion at thier restaurant. We obviously said yes but it was a surreal experience that made me ashamed to be a man. There were about 12 girls and other than 2 I couldn't tell them apart. They all were tanned skinny brunettes and they were wearing the same bikinis. The other 2 were a redhead that was so pale she was basically glowing and a chick from Brazil/South America. Personally I thought the redhead was hottest butthe chick from Brazil won. She honestly deserved it but I digress.

In order to get to the stage the girls would walk from the opposite side of the restuarant through the crowds to the stage so guys could get a better look at them. They had so many problems in the past of girls getting straight molested while walking theough the crowd they had security walk them through the crowd. It looked like the entrance of a UFC fighter before a match. They were surrounded by 5 guys in a circle with the girl in the center. According to my friend's gf girls getting grabbed/molested was still a huge problem so they ended up replacing 2 of the escorts with actual on duty police officers. They also had problems with fights so there were also a half dozen on duty cops outside and in the restuarant looking out for trouble. Even then the escorts still had ro yell at guys to get back and basically shove their way theough the crowd to get to the stage. Girls would still get felt up but whenever a guy was caught he was immediately ejected from the restaurant/arrested. The girls also faced a constant barrage of guys yelling out sexual things to them. It was like all pretext of civilization was gone and the men in there devolved into a primal state.

Anyways, after that I lost all desire to go to breatuarants. Thanks for reading.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019



youre dick posted:

Enjoying goons tripping over themselves to signal how opposed to Hooters they are ITT. I bet that waitress will really appreciate the white knighting and will call you back

their wings are terrible, the beer overpriced, but nobody is forced to work there. There are lots of other poor to mediocre places you can go wait tables. Anyway here's an America pic

Amazingly, one can find the concept terrible AND not be remotely interested in the kind of people that chooses to work at fuckin' Hooters.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


limp_cheese posted:

A friend of mine started daring a manager for Twin Peaks and invited his guy friends to a bikini competion at thier restaurant. We obviously said yes but it was a surreal experience that made me ashamed to be a man. There were about 12 girls and other than 2 I couldn't tell them apart. They all were tanned skinny brunettes and they were wearing the same bikinis. The other 2 were a redhead that was so pale she was basically glowing and a chick from Brazil/South America. Personally I thought the redhead was hottest butthe chick from Brazil won. She honestly deserved it but I digress.

In order to get to the stage the girls would walk from the opposite side of the restuarant through the crowds to the stage so guys could get a better look at them. They had so many problems in the past of girls getting straight molested while walking theough the crowd they had security walk them through the crowd. It looked like the entrance of a UFC fighter before a match. They were surrounded by 5 guys in a circle with the girl in the center. According to my friend's gf girls getting grabbed/molested was still a huge problem so they ended up replacing 2 of the escorts with actual on duty police officers. They also had problems with fights so there were also a half dozen on duty cops outside and in the restuarant looking out for trouble. Even then the escorts still had ro yell at guys to get back and basically shove their way theough the crowd to get to the stage. Girls would still get felt up but whenever a guy was caught he was immediately ejected from the restaurant/arrested. The girls also faced a constant barrage of guys yelling out sexual things to them. It was like all pretext of civilization was gone and the men in there devolved into a primal state.

Anyways, after that I lost all desire to go to breatuarants. Thanks for reading.


I guess facefucking a deer is better than all that

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



youre dick posted:

Enjoying goons tripping over themselves to signal how opposed to Hooters they are ITT. I bet that waitress will really appreciate the white knighting and will call you back

their wings are terrible, the beer overpriced, but nobody is forced to work there. There are lots of other poor to mediocre places you can go wait tables. Anyway here's an America pic



Elon Musk gonna put a guy in space, RIP

The weirdest thing about the SpaceX flight to me are the flight suits



They look like Daft Punk cosplay, and I really hope that they are actually functional.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



Speaking of Twin Peaks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Waco_shootout

9 dead, 20 wounded, all charges dismissed

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008


Bronze Fonz posted:

Amazingly, one can find the concept terrible AND not be remotely interested in the kind of people that chooses to work at fuckin' Hooters.

Whoa, let's not say anything we can't take back now

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!


raspurtin posted:

I'm guessing those are 12lb bags of baking soda, so.... why the hell do you need 24lbs of baking soda?

It can be used as toothpaste, treat heartburn, a non toxic cleaning agent, and you can make a little vinegar volcano to keep you entertained in your shelter while zombies eat us alive out there.

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



Bogus Adventure posted:

The weirdest thing about the SpaceX flight to me are the flight suits



They look like Daft Punk cosplay, and I really hope that they are actually functional.

happy ?

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008




limp_cheese posted:

A friend of mine started daring a manager for Twin Peaks and invited his guy friends to a bikini competion at thier restaurant. We obviously said yes but it was a surreal experience that made me ashamed to be a man. There were about 12 girls and other than 2 I couldn't tell them apart. They all were tanned skinny brunettes and they were wearing the same bikinis. The other 2 were a redhead that was so pale she was basically glowing and a chick from Brazil/South America. Personally I thought the redhead was hottest butthe chick from Brazil won. She honestly deserved it but I digress.

In order to get to the stage the girls would walk from the opposite side of the restuarant through the crowds to the stage so guys could get a better look at them. They had so many problems in the past of girls getting straight molested while walking theough the crowd they had security walk them through the crowd. It looked like the entrance of a UFC fighter before a match. They were surrounded by 5 guys in a circle with the girl in the center. According to my friend's gf girls getting grabbed/molested was still a huge problem so they ended up replacing 2 of the escorts with actual on duty police officers. They also had problems with fights so there were also a half dozen on duty cops outside and in the restuarant looking out for trouble. Even then the escorts still had ro yell at guys to get back and basically shove their way theough the crowd to get to the stage. Girls would still get felt up but whenever a guy was caught he was immediately ejected from the restaurant/arrested. The girls also faced a constant barrage of guys yelling out sexual things to them. It was like all pretext of civilization was gone and the men in there devolved into a primal state.

Anyways, after that I lost all desire to go to breatuarants. Thanks for reading.

Ah yes. The cops were there for "security"

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Bogus Adventure posted:

The weirdest thing about the SpaceX flight to me are the flight suits



They look like Daft Punk cosplay, and I really hope that they are actually functional.

I was thinking lovely bond villain/henchman

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005



but seriously the only former hooters waitress I know does bioinformatics now

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



youre dick posted:

I was thinking lovely bond villain/henchman

When SpaceX inevitably goes bankrupt because of an Elon meltdown, you might see them in a SyFy movie if the studio can pick them up on the cheap.

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