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Bean Bandit
Jan 25, 2003



President Trump prefers Messiahs that weren't crucified.

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Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020


Bean Bandit posted:

President Trump prefers Messiahs that weren't crucified.

When you think about it, Jesus was a chump

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019



WILDTURKEY101 posted:

The very, very simplified answer is that through the translations Jacob became James to further separate the distinctly Christian NT from the Jewish tradition of the name Jacob.

See also Yeshua, Joshua and Hey Zeus

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Incredible

3D Megadoodoo posted:

OK. I had to look up what the gently caress a book of James was lmao.

yeah, it's cool. I'm kind of into Bible study and theology but don't talk about it because America and the church has warped Christianity into the most disgusting perversion imaginable.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Incredible

I have a story with this



Me and my best friends did a East to West coast trip across the USA about 8 years ago. While we were at the Grand Canyon, baked as all hell, we ran into these people. I don't remember their names, and I actually don't think we even exchanged names. The dude in the sunglasses was an independent truck driver. The other guy and his kids are Vietnamese. They were moving to California and their car broke down. The truck driver stopped to pick them up in either Minnesota or Missouri (can't remember) and he told them he'd drive them to their new home in California. He was stopping off at all kinds of places with them, taking them on a tour of the US. They were headed to Yosemite next. We hung out with these guys (and the Vietnamese dude's wife) while we were at the Grand Canyon. It was the best vibes all around. These guys posed for this picture for the wife to take, and I snapped this picture at the same time. I saw it today and it was exactly what I needed given all the hosed up poo poo that's going on.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I have a story with this



Me and my best friends did a East to West coast trip across the USA about 8 years ago. While we were at the Grand Canyon, baked as all hell, we ran into these people. I don't remember their names, and I actually don't think we even exchanged names. The dude in the sunglasses was an independent truck driver. The other guy and his kids are Vietnamese. They were moving to California and their car broke down. The truck driver stopped to pick them up in either Minnesota or Missouri (can't remember) and he told them he'd drive them to their new home in California. He was stopping off at all kinds of places with them, taking them on a tour of the US. They were headed to Yosemite next. We hung out with these guys (and the Vietnamese dude's wife) while we were at the Grand Canyon. It was the best vibes all around. These guys posed for this picture for the wife to take, and I snapped this picture at the same time. I saw it today and it was exactly what I needed given all the hosed up poo poo that's going on.

That seems like something that would happen in the 50s, in some irretrievably distant time. Hard to believe it was less than a decade ago.

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


The Voice of Labor posted:

big potus energy


Charlie, I'm going to change my mind again on the Bible.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Motherfucker posted:

James 5:1-6 :


"Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are crying out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the righteous person. He does not resist you."

The Book of James rules.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I have a story with this



Me and my best friends did a East to West coast trip across the USA about 8 years ago. While we were at the Grand Canyon, baked as all hell, we ran into these people. I don't remember their names, and I actually don't think we even exchanged names. The dude in the sunglasses was an independent truck driver. The other guy and his kids are Vietnamese. They were moving to California and their car broke down. The truck driver stopped to pick them up in either Minnesota or Missouri (can't remember) and he told them he'd drive them to their new home in California. He was stopping off at all kinds of places with them, taking them on a tour of the US. They were headed to Yosemite next. We hung out with these guys (and the Vietnamese dude's wife) while we were at the Grand Canyon. It was the best vibes all around. These guys posed for this picture for the wife to take, and I snapped this picture at the same time. I saw it today and it was exactly what I needed given all the hosed up poo poo that's going on.

That's loving awesome

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I have a story with this



HELL yes, I miss this America

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill



Motherfucker posted:

James 5:1-6 :


"Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are crying out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the righteous person. He does not resist you."

Weird that Rubio never tweets this one

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Bogus Adventure posted:

The Book of James rules.

The music of James rules, too.

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